Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Amber has stated that she can't fit into the car anymore. I wonder when Chantal won't be able to fit into hers anymore. I doubt she'll die in a parking lot eating. I believe she'll die bed-bound eating with peetz or 'karate joe' feeding her copious amounts of garbage.

 

[Triggured]

Wasn't Chantal just bragging about how many friends she has? Why didn't any of them come along with her? Wouldn't a girlfriend's day trip be a cute vlog? Oh wait, Chantal's only friend is her car, her food tray and cheese.

 

[Mr Foster]

Amber has stated that she can't fit into the car anymore. I wonder when Chantal won't be able to fit into hers anymore. I doubt she'll die in a parking lot eating. I believe she'll die bed-bound eating with peetz or 'karate joe' feeding her copious amounts of garbage.

Knowing Chintal, she will probably croak on the can. It will be while she's trying to pass a cheese monolith and angrily reading KF.

 

[Turd Blossom]

How does she go from feeling "psychotic" over eating a block of cheese to touring a fucking cheese factory a week later? And driving 40 minutes to do so, no less.

This is the same deranged halfwit who ditched her medical doctor who specializes in obesity issues for an IG guru who specializes in talking to ghosts, because he suggested she eat carcinogenic turkey pepperettes and morally appalling babybel cheese for a snack.

The very same ding-dong who watched a Netflix documentary and declared she was never eating dairy again. During her sanctimonious vegan stage, I distinctly remember her talking about how we eat "fancy cheese" without a thought to the impact and suffering, and now here we are with Chantal driving her car 40 minutes to a specialty cheese shop.

Much like Amberlynn who has "crippling car anxiety" and complains that the seatbelt (which is too small to fit around her massive girth) digs into her buttcheek and causes inscrutiating pain and bruises, but somehow bravely manages to make the 2-hour trip to The Cheesecake Factory, applying reason to these nitwits is a fruitless endeavor.

 

[Pizza Sloth]

As if it's some big secret that she eats massive amounts of shit. She halfway admitted it in a past video when she got triggered at a reaction video that claimed all fat people eat a ton of crap food, she replied "Well it's not as simple as that but....no shit" but dont you DARE assume that! That's an evil stereotype perpetuated by fat hating people!

That was an epic rant video to Simon Fit and she deleted it pretty quickly. It ages sooooo well!

FOODIE BEAUTY Deleted video Dear Simon Unfit

Her hand in a thumbnail looks like a pig's trotter

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[fuxetudeto]

That was an epic rant video to Simon Fit and she deleted it pretty quickly. It ages sooooo well!

FOODIE BEAUTY Deleted video Dear Simon Unfit

Her hand in a thumbnail looks like a pig's trotter

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One of my least favorite Chantal tics is comparing her shittiness to the Watergate Scandal. She did it in that video and she’s done it in others (like the most recent admitting to not being vegan video). It’s so cringey and shows how truly dim-witted she is that she can’t come up with anything else.

 

[ricecake]

Did this bitch say poutine was a French dish? The French would strongly disagree, along with the idea that they speak the same language as the Québécois or share any cultural similarities.

I mean, Montreal is a rad city and their bagels are better than NY bagels (fight me) but French Canada is hardly the capital of culture or haute cuisine in North America.

"Have you ever heard anyone say, 'Honey, let's stay in and order Canadian food.'" -Canadian Bacon (the movie, not Chantal)

 

[Strine]

You know, at this point, it's probably best that she just binges herself to death.

Canada has universal healthcare, so she is really just going to take away medical funds from people who can't help their health issues and try to get better and be healthy. I know I sound like a heartless bitch, but the fact that she proudly and defiantly does this to herself, never attempts to get help but continues to benefit from a tax-paid medical system really doesn't make me root for her.

I really wouldn't be surprised at this point if she dies before AL...

I dunno. Amber's not treating her diabetes or sleep apnoea, both of which can indirectly kill a person; she's just eating like a demon of gluttony until she drops dead (while millions starve) because that's easier than being an adult.

Chantal, although also disastrously anti-healthy and significantly older in deathfat years, would probably seek treatment (burdening the taxpayer even more) because, as we saw with the recent mini-saga, she loves the attention garnered from medical ailments (real or imagined). For this reason I think FB will see ALR out. Amber could die at any time from a beetus-induced heart attack.

Amber has stated that she can't fit into the car anymore. I wonder when Chantal won't be able to fit into hers anymore. I doubt she'll die in a parking lot eating. I believe she'll die bed-bound eating with peetz or 'karate joe' feeding her copious amounts of garbage.

Hey! Amber can fit normally, she just couldn't do it because of the swelleeeeen that day.

 

[clusterfuckk]

No - that Apple Valley dude is some older white man by the name of Jeremy Hoyles. Karate Joe, I believe, is black. If I'm recalling things correctly.

Of course he is.

I love how she pronounced Poutine.
Like Poo-Tin. For English speakers it’s Poo-Teen. She is trying to be some exotic French Canadian 10 when she is really the shit stain of the province of Ontario; and believe me that is a pretty low bar.

 

[Dafuk]

This immobile psycho only takes road trips in pursuit of food...like she is discusting. She enjoyed the farms she passed in pursuit of gorging on animal meat and product.
...wants to take a day trip to Montreal in pursuit of more food. Fucking fat gluttonous blob. She cant work but can drive hours to stuff herself.
Bibi ain't getting the rest of anything...
She is not far away from not being able to fit in her car ala amber. The videos of her filming in her car look super unsafe. Gorl better organize those "take out" menus and start getting in in order now cause I dont know if bibi going to be willing to be her food errand boy like Becky.

Hard to believe this was a year ago....over..850 pages ago and she has GAINED SINCE.

 

[Gorl68]

Did this bitch say poutine was a French dish? The French would strongly disagree, along with the idea that they speak the same language as the Québécois or share any cultural similarities.

I mean, Montreal is a rad city and their bagels are better than NY bagels (fight me) but French Canada is hardly the capital of culture or haute cuisine in North America.

"Have you ever heard anyone say, 'Honey, let's stay in and order Canadian food.'" -Canadian Bacon (the movie, not Chantal)

Quebec is actually known for having the best local food in North America
sperging:

Spoiler

The best food I've ever had in NA was in Quebec, a lot if it holds its own when compared to food in Paris. For example the fois gras is just as good in Quebec, cheese is arguably better, and the tartare is more innovative to fit international tastes. People don't order it in because French Canadian Restaurants often specialize in expensive fixe prix tasting menus, that kind of experience would be wasted on takeout. Even cheaper older style french Canadian foods like smoked meat, rabbit, or meat pies aren't great options for delivery, but are very good when enjoyed in a cozy restaurant or home cooked.

Granted, Chantal would never appreciate the subtle flavors of French Canadian fine dining, she'd rather gobble down her gravy fries.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

She can't talk without panting and wheezing, but she's going to sing somehow? This bitch is tossing more of Grandmas retirement money away on garbage.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

$100 says that there's a chunky, gravy-like substance that you can scrape out from underneath her fupa. Something like this:

Spoiler: Fupa-gravy

Intertrigo - Wikipedia

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No one would even know. She sure as fuck can't see down there, or even utilize a mirror to do so. Malan certainly isn't looking down there. Who knows what food items or food packaging is lodged there.

 

[Strine]

She can't talk without panting and wheezing, but she's going to sing somehow? This bitch is tossing more of Grandmas retirement money away on garbage.
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"Vocal coaching" JFC bitch, it's just a singing lesson. Grandma won't be too out of pocket, since she'll only go once after she figures out she's expected to practise long-term instead of just instantly sounding like Kiri Te Kanawa (also gorlfriend, you can't sing if you can't breathe). At least Sam can look forward to his unsettling chansons being rendered in a gasping warble instead of the whole "Pazuzu Sings the Classics" vibe he currently gets.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Seconding the singing lesson fail. First she can’t commit to anything at all, except for eating. And even then eating the trashiest food possible. Second, as someone who
claims to have a PE? I mean, come on, Chantal.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Well it's about time. Chantal's been blathering on about these singing lessons for eons. I just rewatched her angry rant about Amberlynn's scootypuff use from last year and she even managed to mention the lessons in that video.

Incidentally, she also boasted about her intentions to go to OA every weekend in that video, and we know how well that went. @Strine hit the nail on the head, as soon as she realizes it's going to take effort we'll never hear of this again.

That said, I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall to see the vocal coach's expression when Chantal inevitably unleashes several unsolicited, off-key cat songs on her.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Bish, you’re in your mid-30’s and have no job. Are singing lessons really a priority? You’re not gonna become a professional singer at your age. I’m sure there are better things you could spend your free time and grandma’s money on. How about joining a class/course you could put on resume?

 

[Army Burger]

She can't talk without panting and wheezing, but she's going to sing somehow? This bitch is tossing more of Grandmas retirement money away on garbage.
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She ain't no Cass Elliot, that's for sure.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

I already feel bad for the vocal coach. I'm sure Chantal will be tee hee-ing and have her other assorted tics during the lesson. The coach- "I need you to sing from your diaphragm". Chantal, "Shhhh! I said, shhhh!!!". Also, let's hope she doesn't consume a grease buffet beforehand. She'll be burping, farting, and, g-d forbid, sharting during the entire fiasco.

 

[Occipital Fupa]

I love how she pronounced Poutine.
Like Poo-Tin. For English speakers it’s Poo-Teen. She is trying to be some exotic French Canadian 10 when she is really the shit stain of the province of Ontario; and believe me that is a pretty low bar.

This may be PL but : I’m french canadian. I can confirm she pronounces poutine like an english canadian trying to imitate french. That doesn’t mean she’s not bilingual; if english is her first language and she learned french later in life, she’ll have an accent, which is perfectly fine (and even sexy if you happen not to be a behemoth).

But.

I remember she tried to explain, last summer, a french expression that I unfortunately can’t remember but it made it obvious she doesn’t speak french besides a few words she probably learned from Bibi. First, she tried to translate the expression word for word, completely missing the 2nd degree of it... a bit like Google Translate would.

Second, there is one word she pronounced like an european. European frenchs such as in France, Belgium and Switzerland are differents-but-quite-the-same when compared to canadian french, which is very distinctive. It’s like comparing american and british english, or so. French african countries have their own accents of course, but their accents are much, much closer to the european one, thanks to residual colonialism. This is why I believe the little french she knows, she learned from Bibi, aka very recently, aka she’s not bilingual or pseudo-french one bit. As usual, she lies.



tl;dr : When it comes to french, Chantal is just a 400lbs parrot.