Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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A somewhat interesting video staring Charles and his wide range of fishing knowledge, unfortunately he has the complexion of a beet
 
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A somewhat interesting video staring Charles and his wide range of fishing knowledge, unfortunately he has the complexion of a beet
Well, when you're out on the boat all day, you're gonna catch some sun. Looks like Charles might need to pack some sunblock in that tackle box as well.

As for Babbish, there are no good optics if he tries to roast Jack.

Best case scenario: You see Jack gain a TON of new subscribers due to people watching a trainwreck.

Worst case scenario: Babbish catches hell and loses subs for roasting a channel that has far fewer subs & views, for making fun of a chef who's disabled, and for making fun of a YouTube cook who was just like Babbish (who did not attend any culinary classes and was self-taught).

It'd be better if one of us Kiwis just did it ourselves.

EDIT: Jack is also wrong on the baby back vs short rib arguement. You dont get "three times the meat" on a short rib rack, you get more fat (which isn't bad, since you get a better taste out of the meat you do get). If you want actual rib meat, you go with baby back ribs.
 
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Honestly, idk how there aren't more youtubers whipping up some of Jack's (or the Slaton's or FVG's) awful looking food and sharing their lolcow stories . There are channels like brutal moose and emmymadeinjapan who follow these insane recipes but wouldn't rip into the people behind them. But good luck getting a commentary channel to leave their bedroom and have to try an entirely new filming angle in the kitchen.
 
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So he talked to himself for an hour and then felt the stream was good enough to archive?

He's planning a series "about how to make it big on youtube" and "about social media". Meanwhile he forgot to share the link to the livestream and was wondering why no one showed up 9 minutes in. Then it took him almost a full minute to copy and paste the link into the membership area. And still no one came :story:
 
It's been 15 hours since he uploaded the livestream and he still hasn't realized he left the comments enabled.
I'm in shock at how many people like him. His videos are not just a little imperfect, they're completely messed up in pretty much every aspect. Who are these people?
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Out of 20 comments, only a few are about his obsession with mayo (probably newcomers from the penguinz reaction video). The like ratio is 47% though. I'm genuinely fascinated.
 
It's been 15 hours since he uploaded the livestream and he still hasn't realized he left the comments enabled.
I'm in shock at how many people like him. His videos are not just a little imperfect, they're completely messed up in pretty much every aspect. Who are these people?
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Out of 20 comments, only a few are about his obsession with mayo (probably newcomers from the penguinz reaction video). The like ratio is 47% though. I'm genuinely fascinated.

easily amused flyover state residents
 
old jack videos sometimes show up on my recommended videos and i usually watch just to see if there's any "jack being jack" moments. wasn't let down by this one

4:25: jack is walking to his table, grabs a piece of bacon from the buffet using his bare hands, and then gets scolded by one of the employees for not using the tongs

14:08: jack talks about how he went to a brazilian bbq in mexico but they told him he wasn't allowed to film in there. he then starts whining and questions why they didn't let him film considering he was in mexico and that there couldn't have been any illegals there. such a jack thing to say

 
It's been 15 hours since he uploaded the livestream and he still hasn't realized he left the comments enabled.
I'm in shock at how many people like him. His videos are not just a little imperfect, they're completely messed up in pretty much every aspect. Who are these people?
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Out of 20 comments, only a few are about his obsession with mayo (probably newcomers from the penguinz reaction video). The like ratio is 47% though. I'm genuinely fascinated.
Seems that the longer the comments stay up, the more "detractor" comments come in. Everything posted after the initial wave of "positivity" are mayo comments or Jack white-knights. I never understood YT white knights, all it does is antagonize people and make you look weird.

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I never understood YT white knights, all it does is antagonize people and make you look weird.
Me neither. And they always say the same things too, mainly insulting people for having too much time on their hands and being obsessed with the youtuber they're defending. Meanwhile their comments are usually the longest and the most replete with laughing emojis in a completely failed attempt at signaling how very unbothered they are.
 
Against all of his boomer instincts for convenience and high-cost devices, Jack discovers the coffee drip thanks to another of his gay crushes.

 
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