Why would this bitch waste this money?
This one is easy to answer. Chantal is devoid of any talent whatsoever, right down to making YouTube videos. She can't cook. She has difficulty reading. She is a poor writer. She has no hobbies, no skills, no abilities beyond producing huge quantities of runny shit.
However, she
is passable at carrying a tune. Not great or anything, not even especially
good. But as far as coming close to hitting the right notes, she is passable. Her phrasing is poor, her sense of rhythm is klutzy, and her tone is reedy and thin. But at least she usually hits the right notes; she is not completely tone deaf.
So, on karaoke night, she would not embarrass herself (singing; I can think of many other ways she could embarrass herself on a karaoke night, but those are issues unrelated to singing) In a typical party of six, she would probably have the second or third best voice in the group.
This mediocre ability is of course inflated by her grandiose mind, which makes her think she is a really fucking great singer. She used to upload songs she sang all the time (I even compiled a CD of them a few months back, which I shared here), but she stopped because nobody cared.
Chantal is thinking. "all I need is the right guidance, and I can be a great singer. All the talent is here..." Then, she can have something to show off to all the haters (and everyone else) that establishes herself as superior.
So that is why she is doing it, but she faces a dire problem:
Her breathing problems have worsened to the degree that she runs out of breath mid-sentence, and has to push out some words with a reserve of air from her fat lungs. She'll try to say something like, "I got into my car and drove to
F-Farm Boy to get some of the essentials I need like
S-Swiss cheese and pickles" The italicized words represent points where she runs short of breath and squeezes out the last remaining air from her lungs. It is subtle, and not everyone may have noticed it. But that is really what is happening. My grandfather sounded this way when he had emphysema.
Singing requires breath control. Chantal is too weak in the breathing department these days to pull it off. Her chances of being the first
American Canadian Idol contestent with a CPAP machine are slim to none.
