Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AbraCadaver]

It's his delusion that sex with a prostitute is anything but a business transaction. You can see it when he refers to paying for "love and intimacy." Most every other john gets the fact that they're paying for gratification, nothing else. Occasionally you get someone who thinks a hooker is in love with him, like Russ, but they usually have more money that Russ so they're worth bleeding dry.

Russ believes sex IS love. He doesn’t care to make other people happy, only himself. He claimed in his book he felt loved “for the first time” after banging a hooker, because love to russ is just about pleasing russ and doing whatever he wants.

He didn’t even acknowledge his own FAMILY. No, the hooker showed him love for the first time in his life, because she let him do whatever he wanted with not a word about herself, acting as a device to satiate Russ’ wants and needs alone. Russ only recognizes love as someone unconditionally pleasing him without him even acknowledging their needs or wants, past the now-famous “I have worn a suit, brought human flowers and created a flattery gift. The sexual transaction can now proceed.” Real love, to Russ, means only focusing on HIM and what he wants, at all times.

Russell will never know what it feels like to love someone so much that you will do anything to make them happy and safe, even at cost to yourself. He only sees his own end goals...sacrifice a little time to write a song and get sex and fame in return. He is incapable of a selfless gesture toward anyone.

E: lousy mobile typing

 

[Time To Think]

Today should be the day Russell returns to Facebook.
Will he pretend he was never gone? Will he sperg? Will he stay quiet for a couple more days? Place your bets

 

[Hungerdunger]

Today should be the day Russell returns to Facebook.
Will he pretend he was never gone? Will he sperg? Will he stay quiet for a couple more days? Place your bets

The record, though, he HAS to talk that up some more, surely? It's cost him enough.

 

[The Great Citracett]

The record, though, he HAS to talk that up some more, surely? It's cost him enough.

There's got to be some news events he can promote the song in the comment section of.

"Ohh, so you'll cover a bunch of kids who got stabbed in Japan, but not a disabled songwriter who got stabbed in the heart by Taylor Swift? Check out my new hit single now on spotify!"

 

[CWCissey]

There's got to be some news events he can promote the song in the comment section of.

"Ohh, so you'll cover a bunch of kids who got stabbed in Japan, but not a disabled songwriter who got stabbed in the heart by Taylor Swift? Check out my new hit single now on spotify!"

A guy with a big wide mouth won an election? He must be mocking me!

 

[Bridgeburner]

Today should be the day Russell returns to Facebook.
Will he pretend he was never gone? Will he sperg? Will he stay quiet for a couple more days? Place your bets

I'm kinda scared he'll stay off Facebook. After all, through Facebook the mentally ill trolls ruined his life.

 

[Barbarella]

@TheGreatCitracett I just wanted to add that your video was amazing. Truly good. The 8fingers all down the sides were genius, as were the other inside jokes. You deserve an award for that. @Null? Check it out. It’s definitely an excellent contribution to this section of the community.

Turns out, I actually like Robbie’s voice too. I’d been so focused on how bad it was overall that I didn’t really hear the guy. He gave a lot of effort for 20 bucks or whatever. Too bad I’ll never know who he is.

Sure hope tomorrow brings a new Russhole post. He’s got a lot of promoting to do as well as a lot of hating on us. It’s been building up for a month!

 

[SourDiesel]

That video is phenomenal and tbh, I frikking love that song. It's so awful, but like, listenably awful and hilarious. Kudos to the singer and the producers who made something from whatever crumpled up, drool encrusted sheet music he gave them. I watched that video like 6 times just myself and I sing it to my dog. Russ' song has brought joy to my life. I laugh heartily every single time I watch it. We really are his true fans. It's too bad he doesn't appreciate us.

 

[sperginity]

He stands out even among that crowd, though, because he actually somehow managed to get blacklisted by prostitutes to the point he threw a spastic tantrum about it. In a clientele full of abusive assholes and jerks and pathetic creeps like him, he's even worse than the dudes with degrading fetishes who at least have the sense to pay and then fuck off when they're done.

he got blacklisted by legal prostitutes. guys like russell are why there is always a black market for prostitution even where it is legalized. Pimps recognize the market for guys too skeevy to show their face at the bunny ranch.

Russ believes sex IS love. He doesn’t care to make other people happy, only himself. He claimed in his book he felt loved “for the first time” after banging a hooker, because love to russ is just about pleasing russ and doing whatever he wants.

He didn’t even acknowledge his own FAMILY. No, the hooker showed him love for the first time in his life, because she let him do whatever he wanted with not a word about herself, acting as a device to satiate Russ’ wants and needs alone.

EXACTLY. If russell got into a relationship he would get angry about the woman having any needs in conflict with his own. He prefers prostitutes. He would only give up hookers for a sexy celebrity girlfriend. He only pretends that he wants a girlfriend, and pretends that his face is what stops him, so that people pity him enough to excuse him for buying sex.

 

[AnOminous]

he got blacklisted by legal prostitutes. guys like russell are why there is always a black market for prostitution even where it is legalized. Pimps recognize the market for guys too skeevy to show their face at the bunny ranch.

He's afraid of that kind of dude. Saggy pants intimidate him.

 

[Whatthefuck]

He would only give up hookers for a sexy celebrity girlfriend.

Even then he'd treat her like a prostitute. His needs and wants must be met before all other considerations at all times. He literally has nothing to bring to the table, but he treats these women he woos as though they should be grateful that the Perfect 10 Russell Greer, celebrity slayer, hot shot paralegal (cuz it's basically being an attorney), master musician, and really cool guy looked their way. He's angry already that his celebrity stalking victims crushes don't fulfill their end of the transaction by not sucking him his penis in gratitude for his low effort shit stains fruits.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Still not a peep from our buddy, but there's some comments on that review:

And special thanks to the absolute madman who linked my video in that last one.

 

[TurboNAS]

Not only do I have a legal basis and legal standing and damages to bring these claims against you, I will be requesting a jury, as I believe the facts speak strongly. But it doesn’t have to be this way. I would like to mediate with you to avoid all of this and to avoid bad publicity. I would like for you to mediate with me and do either three things:
1. Come to Salt Lake City and go on a date with me.
2. Produce my Holocaust movie.
3. Find a way to do my music.p

It's been a while since I've read the main page for this thread. Option number two in his list of demands to TSwift cracks me up. There are so many layers to our weird little star buddy. Not only does he create a tepid pop song once a year, but he also has a Holocaust screenplay. I can't imagine why no big shot Hollywood producers have tried to get this epic film made.


Maybe Russ should try and Venmo a dollar to them so he stands out from the crowd.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's been a while since I've read the main page for this thread. Option number two in his list of demands to TSwift cracks me up. There are so many layers to our weird little star buddy. Not only does he create a tepid pop song once a year, but he also has a Holocaust screenplay. I can't imagine why no big shot Hollywood producers have tried to get this epic film made.


Maybe Russ should try and Venmo a dollar to them so he stands out from the crowd.

It's been mentioned that Russ's condition has a high co-morbidity with autism. His demands speak to that, as he has no clue he doesn't have any cards to play. I don't think it was false bravado. He walked into the first trial convinced he was going to win. He walked into the AG trial (late) convinced he was going to win. He filed his second TS suit convinced he was going to ruin her, and then couldn't even serve her, AFTER being told exactly how to do it.

Also, he creates an awful pop song every two years or so. Sucking as badly as he does takes effort.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Alright kiwis, Since Russ has been all quiet and not terribly exciting, I decided to throw a little something together for you all.

I put in a lot of efforts and maybe some plights too. Did it entirely on an oddly translated video maker of dubious origin. Learned as I went. I'm not enough of a professional to pay a Filipino on Fiverr to make videos for me. Had fun doing it, hope you enjoy it. Do whatever you want with it. I'll laugh my ass off if it gets more views than Russ (he's at around 750 now).

Consider that my marketing blitz.

All things in the video came from here or ED. Made a bunch of the gifs and other stuff myself. Let me know if you'd like any of the still pics from it.

And a big thanks to @BIG DADDY, @Yellow Yam Scam, and @Swedishcrepes02 because I used some of your awesome contributions pretty noticeably.

Dude.

You just won the Internet for this Year of Our Plightful Lord 2019. No more needs be said.

 

[nemesisAF]

The thing I find coolest in @TheGreatCitracett ’s video is how subtly he keeps the Dancing Russettes in the background while all the various Russell postings are displayed, like he ratchet the transparency just enough. It’s very subtle.

I would think that “I don’t get you, Taylor Swift” featuring Robby Johnson / “I don’t get you, Russell Greer” remix by @TheGreatCitracett actually could go viral, maybe even get made into a b side on a weird al yankovic single (if b sides even still are a thing #showingmyage)

Imagine if it went so viral that Taylor swooped upon it as if it were thousands of paper cranes, and fang irked @TheGreatCitracett instead. Th two of them on a cutesy segment on the Ellen show or some such. And Taylor giggly, “who is this jerk, Russell Greer? What sort of loser writes songs and books about how I am not letting him stick it in, suing me repeatedly, and does it so ineptly that I hadn’t even heard of him until this parody came out.” “Robby Johnson” gets outed, but some of his real music gets discovered and it’s decent. That and the viral exposure gets him some mid level fame and he gets to do the Taylor Swift song only one more time- in a campy version of carpool karaoke. Taylor, Ariana and Katy do a “we are the world” type charity track to benefit all of Russell’s former hookers.

I think Russell would shit literal bricks.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

I think Russell would shit literal bricks.

The only way for him to respond to all of that would be to literally force Congress to change the constitution, which Russ has shown he's more than capable of doing...

 

[The Great Citracett]

He's baaaaaaaaack!

 

[Cilleystring]

Claims he took a break. I think that's a lie but it's good to have him back

 

[The Great Citracett]

More of a song about how Russ hears things that she doesn't really say, but hey, whatever.

He's added an analytic thing on instagram, let's take a peek:

I Don't Get You Analytics | Songwhip

Analytics data for I Don't Get You

songwhip.com

Looks like that Swedish airplay netted him 2 viewers... in Taiwan.

Mister International, indeed!