Penis Deflectors - Feminism doesn't count

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I'm single on Tinder. It's not good for finding an actual partner, but you can find some decent slam-pieces on there. You can also find some absolute dumpster fires that aren't going to get a cock in them unless there's restrained livestock or a dog with socks on his paws involved.

However, one thing that makes my cock practically turn to gelatin? A chick that has a retail job that makes probably $8.00 an hour, and all of her interests are "I want to travel the world" or "I need adventure". And there's no fucking way she afforded any of her 'adventure' pictures on her own, because I've done some of that shit making five times her income with paid vacations and it still took some budgeting and careful long-term planning to manage it.

Call me petty or weird, but something about that statement says "I need you to spend your money on my vacations, because I sure as fuck ain't doing it."

Sorry, hoe, I'm not sure your cooter is worth spending thousands of dollars on you so that you can acquire new Tinder 'adventure' pics.
 
V0dka said:
Many girls would kill for a bod like that though. If you were going to go medical, you'd go for the face.
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Yeah, she could fix her face as well, but I dont know how much it will help. Definitely a nose job is the first thing.
Maybe she wouldnt make a proper man, but a nice soyboy probably.

Lackadaisy said:
Being a virgin or, paradoxically, being too experienced
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Isnt this thread called penis deflectors?
I dont think there are many men, who would turn down a virgin, just for that.
Being a turbo slut cocksleeve instead, could be definitely a reason.
 
Ali della Fenice said:
Yeah, she could fix her face as well, but I dont know how much it will help. Definitely a nose job is the first thing.
Maybe she wouldnt make a proper man, but a nice soyboy probably.
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Plastic surgery has come a long way from the simple nose job.

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Honestly I feel like there's so much variance in what individual people like and dislike that literally any grill has a chance of getting laid. Tall, short, hairy, dykish, girly, small titty, big titty, small ass, big ass, old, young--there's a market for literally every one of these things, some are just bigger than others.
 
Doesn't shave (goes for guys too), looks like she weighs more than me, has an sjw haircut.
The scary thing is that those are like the lowest bars to clear ever, and there's still a surprising number of people that I've met who haven't managed it.
 
-doesn't take care of themselves
-being a bitch
-Also trying to force me to give up something.
 
Aside from my petty one previously stated, I'll do some that are a bit more... sane? You be the judge.

Boner-deflater #1: Horde of kids, different dads. Look, I can understand that a marriage can fall apart, even if there's children involved. There are times when it's the best thing for the family, honestly. However, any chick that's had kids with like 4 dudes and thinks she's getting a relationship- I'm going to tell her that it won't happen, she's just going to be recreation pussy. Obviously a number of other dudes used her the same way. Despite having their children, these guys fucking bailed- there's obviously a reason. Either she's completely incapable of learning from stupid decisions, or she's got rattlesnakes in her head and can chase a man away from his own child. Either way, that's too much for me to bother fixing and I'm not really up to be a C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

Boner-deflater #2: Entitlement and Expensive Taste. It's perfectly fine that a woman wants to be treated like a lady, and not have some cheapskate or bum. However, when this seems more like she's demanding things with specific price tags, rather than things of quality and significance- I just see a prostitute that's not entirely honest or committed to the transaction of cash for cunt. Or, more likely- a parasite that will leech off my income, then exploit the first opportunity to seize a portion of that income without having to be tied to me.

Boner-deflater #3: Evil Cartoon-villain Exes. When every single guy she's dated has been some absolute fucking abusive monster, she's either stupid and doesn't learn from her experiences... or, more likely, she's lying and she was probably just as fucked up as they are, if not the entire reason their relationships ended. And I'm sorry, I don't want to chance being one of the 'abusive' exes in a story to some retard desperate to impress a bitch by hunting me down and beating me senseless.

Boner-deflater #4: Fat and/or unkempt. Sorry, if you can't take care of your own body, then putting my cock inside you is a fucking liability. Nothing says "I don't give a shit about myself" like obesity, greasy hair, and poor grooming. If you look like that on the outside, I'm pretty sure there's maggots and leprosy in your cunt.

Boner-deflater #5: Leftist. I just personally see no reason to date a left-wing woman, because they're stupid and disgusting whores. Besides, if I wanted to fuck one of them- there's plenty of them that already have a husband paying the bills, and sometimes that cuck is nice enough to bring me a bottle of water and a towel. But on a serious note, I've tried to tolerate a leftist woman and slowly redpill them (and I'm pretty moderate)- but way too many of them are absolutely convinced of the shit they share on Facebook and just refuse to even acknowledge that they may not be right. I blame the leftist males they mated with before that didn't have the testicles to break her from the habit, and I simply have no desire to fuck an adult female body and deal with a female child before and afterward. It feels... pedo.
 
CamelCursive said:
Boner-deflater #5: Leftist. I just personally see no reason to date a left-wing woman, because they're stupid and disgusting whores. Besides, if I wanted to fuck one of them- there's plenty of them that already have a husband paying the bills, and sometimes that cuck is nice enough to bring me a bottle of water and a towel. But on a serious note, I've tried to tolerate a leftist woman and slowly redpill them (and I'm pretty moderate)- but way too many of them are absolutely convinced of the shit they share on Facebook and just refuse to even acknowledge that they may not be right. I blame the leftist males they mated with before that didn't have the testicles to break her from the habit, and I simply have no desire to fuck an adult female body and deal with a female child before and afterward. It feels... pedo.
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I assume the point is you are trying to just bang them. There's no point trying to convince an idiot to not be an idiot when you are just trying to bang them, just take advantage of the idiocy.

Now, if you were looking for a long term partner or possible wife. I believe you are seriously fucked. Almost every girl I know will come up with the patriarchy and the wage gap and things like "trans lived experience" seriously without question, like they are all the Chief Social Scientist Professor of the University of Edinburough. They can look completely normal, on the outside, even have normal jobs, and when you check their facebook you regularly get LGBT flags/Anti-Islamaphobia/Poly Pride/RuPaul Drag Race etc etc... And don't even think about trying to discussing it with them, even hinting you might have some reservations about their ideologies will instantly put you cast under suspicion of some incel nazi women hating racist. They'll cold shoulder you for years. It's better just to make small talk, avoid interacting unless you have to.
 
V0dka said:
No, people would hit that. People have admitted they'd hit this.
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Dude, people in Lagoona's thread have admitted it, you don't even have to go off-site.

My physical ones are being fat to the point your tits are bigger than your gut, being too skinny, poor hygiene, having an ass too big to reasonably be capable of wiping it, and piercings that aren't ear-rings.

Mental is any kind of crazy (the kind that you keep your dick out of if you want to keep it attached), doing the baby-talk thing at all because I find it creepy as fuck, being developmentally arrested, being a progressive, and being bitchy or bossy.

Basically my ideal are chill easygoing regular sized to chunky chicks with B-D cups.
 
V0dka said:
I assume the point is you are trying to just bang them. There's no point trying to convince an idiot to not be an idiot when you are just trying to bang them, just take advantage of the idiocy.

Now, if you were looking for a long term partner or possible wife. I believe you are seriously fucked. Almost every girl I know will come up with the patriarchy and the wage gap and things like "trans lived experience" seriously without question, like they are all the Chief Social Scientist Professor of the University of Edinburough. They can look completely normal, on the outside, even have normal jobs, and when you check their facebook you regularly get LGBT flags/Anti-Islamaphobia/Poly Pride/RuPaul Drag Race etc etc... And don't even think about trying to discussing it with them, even hinting you might have some reservations about their ideologies will instantly put you cast under suspicion of some incel nazi women hating racist. They'll cold shoulder you for years. It's better just to make small talk, avoid interacting unless you have to.
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you're overblowing it, I wouldn't know about Millenials but the younger you go the more hostile women (and people in general) are to SJW politics.
 
Reynard said:
These are simultaneously both scary and amazing. I had no clue technology went this far these days given all the shit we see on this website.
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Well with parents putting their kids on puberty blockers and HRT around age ten these days, theres no surgery, voice training, implants, it will become almost impossible to tell until you get the "girl" back to the house and find out it's a dude in a few years. It's getting really scary.

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