Gladatha
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"I think we made this pot way strong!"
"Look how dark that is... oh my gosh, that is so dark!"
His guest then notes it's not too strong. It looks like lightly tinted water.
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"I think we made this pot way strong!"
"Look how dark that is... oh my gosh, that is so dark!"
His guest then notes it's not too strong. It looks like lightly tinted water.
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JackDavis
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Jack likes his coffee at 140. He even goes to Starbucks, asks them for coffee at 140, and lies and tells them it's for his kid. He even likes his coffee bloody raw.
"My glasses are fogging up!" He is such a man-child-baby.
Jack takes a swig of the coffee and tries to put the mug away, but his possibly non-platonic friend drags it back and drinks from the same mug. Interesting. Oh they're sharing all their mugs.
Their last pot they brewed in is actually for cold brew. You fill up the middle filter with coarse ground beans, fill up the pot with water and leave it in the fridge overnight. These two neanderthals filled up the middle with grounds and poured boiling water right over it and were wondering why it was so big.
Jack whines like a little baby "I burned my tongue
" It really reminded me of someone trying to be cute around their lover.Remember when Jack blamed caffeine for his first stroke?
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Would you really be surprised if Jack were a gay guy deep in denial? Tammy already kinda feels like a beard.
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Religion is Dead
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I'm still debating if this is a coincidence or not.
captkrisma
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Jack's concept of coffee that's 'too strong' is Sanka cut with lukewarm water.
On a side note, gimmick coffee like the ones they were talking about infuriate me. It's just an excuse to drive up the price on beans. If you want flavor to your coffee (or alcohol), add it after the fact.
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Aaway
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another snoozefest video from jack. i was hoping him leaving comments on in his livestream video meant he was bringing them back but alas, i was wrong
and jack is totally gay. its been so obvious for years. his mannerisms and speech are very effeminate at times, not to mention his well known hatred of homosexuality. i mean the guy left CA because he didn't want his son exposed to the scary gays.
and jack is totally gay. its been so obvious for years. his mannerisms and speech are very effeminate at times, not to mention his well known hatred of homosexuality. i mean the guy left CA because he didn't want his son exposed to the scary gays.
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Ahh, forgot about the Haggard's Law going on too.
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How do think you're going to feel once Jack passes away? Since he has had more strokes than anyone I've seen, its surprising to still see him kicking. Truly the DSP of cooking.
I'll miss binge-watching his stuff with my mate in incredulous laughter at his incompetence.. It's the perfect thing to watch while getting drunk.
JackDavis
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Gonna treat it like any other "celebrity" dying. Pretend to be sad on social media, throw out a Hashtag RIP and forget about it an hour later.
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I wouldn't be shocked, but I'd still watch his greatest hits.
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Indifferent. To me, Jack is just a braindead, fame-hungry slob that can’t perform simple tasks; a common buffoon belligerently going about things in public, making a nuisance of himself and embarrassing those around him—all to our amusement, of course. There are tens of millions of Jacks living in the United States, and I suspect that most of us will move on shortly after this one finds itself being cremated in a hog incinerator.
Frazzle
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In that moment I will be euphoric
Aaway
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i'll be sad simply because it means there won't be any more new jack material to laugh/cringe at
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Well from Jack's perspective, you should be happy when he passes because he was such an authentic totally-not-played-up Christian who will be sharing an endless buffet table with the J-man himself.
Either that or he'll be skewered like a raw turkey for his sins of recipe & thumbnail theft, son strangulation, and treating the castle that is his body worse than that king in Holy Grail who built on top of a swamp.
Win/win!
Either that or he'll be skewered like a raw turkey for his sins of recipe & thumbnail theft, son strangulation, and treating the castle that is his body worse than that king in Holy Grail who built on top of a swamp.
Win/win!
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I know that it’s been discussed on numerous occasions, but it begs rehashing with each episode of Jack on the Go: The looks on the faces of the diners seated near the Scalfanis and their friends are almost always ones of annoyance, confusion and disgust. Take this woman, for instance, who has just witnessed Jack down an oyster.
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I imagine Jack and his friends are always "that table" in a restaurant. Making too much noise, talking too loud, all the other diners are talking to each other about how inconsiderate they are being.
I also imagine them giving whatever waitress/waiter is waiting on them a hard time over everything.
captkrisma
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So I checked the reviews for the place Jack went to...and of course it's not good. Ranging from poor service to the food being far too expensive for what you order (also a good reason Jack went during Happy Hour), to the classic Jackism of drowning your food in sauce (seriously the fish taco had a lake of lime sauce).
What is with Jack and tourist trap restaurants?
What is with Jack and tourist trap restaurants?