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What if Chris got really into working out while he was in prison and came back super fucking jacked?
 
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mapdark said:
The problem is that he's more likely to get shanked than jacked in prison.
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So... he'll come back as a zombie or lich or something, right? Right? Please humor me, because the living dead saga would be the greatest saga yet!
 
Chuggernaut said:
What if Chris got really into working out while he was in prison and came back super fucking jacked?
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You know, during the days of the Snyder Incident 2011, someone on 4chan made a copy pasta about Chris going to jail that was similar.
Basically, someone tried to rape Chris, pulled down his trousers to reveal :briefs: and recoil in shock. Chris then shoves the other guy, making him fall against something and breaking his neck.
Ultimately, after being sentenced to a longer stay behind bars, Chris eventually snaps, shanks a few guys and becomes the head of a quickly growing new prison-brotherhood called "the Sonichus".
It ended with a really ripped Chris leaving prison after several years with a list of trolls he's gonna have some words with.

It was quite the elaborate fever dream...
 
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What if Chris was right and all of his failures in life actually were because of other people? What if the Greene County School Board, the evil Jew, the German warfare bitch, the evil babysitter, da trolls, Mary Lee Walsh, the manajerks, the jerkops, the MALE jerks, the niggos and gaybians, Sega, the blue armed imposter and all of his other enemies were part of a massive conspiracy?
 
Mogambo said:
What if Chris was right and all of his failures in life actually were because of other people? What if the Greene County School Board, the evil Jew, the German warfare bitch, the evil babysitter, da trolls, Mary Lee Walsh, the manajerks, the jerkops, the MALE jerks, the niggos and gaybians, Sega, the blue armed imposter and all of his other enemies were part of a massive conspiracy?
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I'd say the Cigarette Smoking Man was getting lazy in his old age.
 
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Seinor Geinus said:
What if Chris decided to travel more often after enjoying his trip to Ohio? Would he have gotten more "normal"?
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Well , that's a good question.
I think that getting out of the house more and seeing more of the world would have tremendously helped Chris in the sense that it would have forced him to interact with people outside of his family more. And God knows he could have used it . I think it can be argued that it's too late now. But if Chris had gotten out more in his 20s , he potentially could have turned out a bit better.

And if Barb had locked him out like she said she would , it would have probably helped Chris out in the end because he would have had to reach out for help and people would have probably forwarded him to therapists and social workers.

Mogambo said:
What if Chris was right and all of his failures in life actually were because of other people? What if the Greene County School Board, the evil Jew, the German warfare bitch, the evil babysitter, da trolls, Mary Lee Walsh, the manajerks, the jerkops, the MALE jerks, the niggos and gaybians, Sega, the blue armed imposter and all of his other enemies were part of a massive conspiracy?
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Then Virginia would be one hell of a fucked up state.
 
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