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Why wouldn't they just make blueberry milkshakes for the blue milk?
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"Something something some peopleare lactose intolerant, you shitlord."
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Because Scott Trowbridge (the Walt Disney Imagineering creative executive) said that "If you’re walking around Florida in the middle of August, the last thing you want is a heated glass of milk. " So they replace it with berry soy juice but then they remember it might get heated too, so they make it a frozen shake. So why didn't they just make it a frozen milkshake?
And here's Scott describing its texture and content:
Also Rian Johnson went to the park and he's shilling it and how much he loves green milk...
And here's the only pic of the "milk" up close from the 2018 preview of what to expect at the park.
Its not even green (like the reviewer I posted earlier said).
There's also a third "m;lk" drink called a Blue Bantha (that I mentioned before) that will only be served at the cantina. Its a non-alcoholic and non-dairy plant-based chilled milk cocktail served with one rice crispie cookie.
On another related note, the First Order gift shop will be run by the "709 Legion known as the Red Fury", I guess Disney wants to replace the 501st too. Guess it was beneficial for them that they got the 501st labeled racists after RO. I assume Red Fury might be a hint that they're the red soldiers we saw in the first poster for IX.
Anyway, the park opens in 2 days and reactions might be worth documenting. I'll post more in a bit after someone else posts so as not to make my posts look too cluttered.
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The first people to go will be people like this:
You will not hear a lot of complaints, I guess.
People who shill hard for nuWars will celebrate this park, anyone else won't bother going there. It will be interesting to see how many people will actually go there and whether this shit will actually pull its own weight. I guess it will, but then again, the attractions aren't very... attractive tbh.
There's no awesome rollercoasters or other spectacular rides. There's one tour ride thingy and that Millenium Falcon ride and a shitton of overpriced junk as souvenirs.
I expect a quickly decreasing wave of praise and then a lot of indifferent/slightly positive comments.
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They should have bacta tank drinks filled with a fizzy blue soda and an injured Luke action figure inside. I would buy one of those.
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We're already hearing negative reviews decrying it as lame, too Sequel oriented, and that the food is expensive and shitty, there aren't any rides, the Chewbacca costume is godawful, and we have Rey Sue and Crybaby Ren as the main attractions.
Fuck it. I hope it gets bombed to Hell in the reviews.
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So, what are the odds the Millenium Falcon will make it out of IX or will it be unceremoniously killed just like a couple of iconic characters?
Since they put it in their park, I assume they won't destroy it, but then again, their massive incompetence leading to the MF's destruction in IX would also not really surprise me.
However one small subset of reviews will be interesting: namely that of those people, that think this whole location is supposed to be Tatooine and that it ties in with the OT a lot more (or, at all for that matter).
Since they put it in their park, I assume they won't destroy it, but then again, their massive incompetence leading to the MF's destruction in IX would also not really surprise me.
I expect those voices to be drowned out by the Disneyshills the moment the park opens, and what we see now is mainly people who are only going there since they work there or have any other affiliation. Those that have no interest in SW or nuWars will most likely just not go there (giving us less negative reviews).
However one small subset of reviews will be interesting: namely that of those people, that think this whole location is supposed to be Tatooine and that it ties in with the OT a lot more (or, at all for that matter).
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How could you fuck up a Star Wars park? Come on, Disney. Galaxy's Edge sounds like a straight-up disaster. The lightsaber building station in particular sounds disastrous ... There's no way Disney is going to be making money on that. They're too expensive, and I cannot envision parents getting those for their kids.
As a fan of the DisneyParks, this is the best advice I can give to anyone: The full-on meals are almost never worth it. If you get food at Disneyland or Disney World, it's ALL about the snacks and the "fast/cafeteria style food."
All I need at Disneyland are the Shrimp Po Boys, the beignets, the Dole Whips, and the Mint Juleps. God DAMN, those are delicious ... And they definitely do not cost an arm and a leg like some of these "restaurants" at the Parks do.
I kind of really want to go to Disney World really soon, though. The new-ness of Galaxy's Edge will make a lot of other areas in the Park more open (like Toy Story Land). Tempting ...
As a fan of the DisneyParks, this is the best advice I can give to anyone: The full-on meals are almost never worth it. If you get food at Disneyland or Disney World, it's ALL about the snacks and the "fast/cafeteria style food."
All I need at Disneyland are the Shrimp Po Boys, the beignets, the Dole Whips, and the Mint Juleps. God DAMN, those are delicious ... And they definitely do not cost an arm and a leg like some of these "restaurants" at the Parks do.
I kind of really want to go to Disney World really soon, though. The new-ness of Galaxy's Edge will make a lot of other areas in the Park more open (like Toy Story Land). Tempting ...
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500 pages of pain, disillusionment, disgust, and betrayal.
THANKS DISNEY.
THANKS DISNEY.
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It's too bad that on top of being dogshit, their food is going to be overpriced. So shitty merch, shitty food, what will they make money off of? The entry fee?
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Thanks Disney for 500 pages of you out of all people made people tired of the Star Wars brand in seven years.
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Looking at the Boba Fettette a few pages back... I really don't mind the design. Is it ridiculous that she's likely just a Phasma replacement? Yes. I'm going to be optimistic that she's some minor character in a Bounty Hunter or crime syndicate and we see some other cool side characters alongside her. Bounty Hunters are one of my favorite parts of the OT.
One thing I saw recently was that Brie Larson was invited into Galaxy's Edge. Have they even taken George in yet?
One thing I saw recently was that Brie Larson was invited into Galaxy's Edge. Have they even taken George in yet?
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Congrats everyone on 500 pages of bitching and disappointment... On that note, Wookieepedia lists Chewbacca's family as being in the film... Make of that what you will.
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Considering the theme park honors next to nothing from his films and that the Falcon's exterior and "game" are mostly based on Solo, its probably for the best he wasn't invited.
As for the Phasma replacement, she's not a bounty hunter, she's labeled as a "scoundrel" and outlaw whose only purpose is to probably serve as a Boba nostalgia gimmick but with a Kennedy approved twist and "die" on the new desert planet. Her name is Zorry Bliss and she's played by Kerri Russel. Screenrant claims she's going to be filling the role of the character DJ from TLJ.
I finally have pics and videos of the inside of the park along with more info on IX if anyone's interested in me posting some shit. Suffice it to say, there's almost no fucking aliens. Only non-human at Oga's Cantina was the star tours droid and a static pet worrt in a tank on a high area. Its all humans aside from a tiny handful of merchants. Also stormtroopers asking for ID and Kylo Ren going up to girls and saying they might be useful.
Bad news @Flexo. They replaced Skippy with a generic yellow R2 unit at the altar. I guess they caught wind of our cult scheme.
Reception of this park has been mixed so far, but one of the few things everyone agrees on is that the actors do a good job of staying in character and playing their roles. But seriously, its not even completely open yet and its really full. It may look worse than Honk Kong on the real opening day.
*cue predictable fangirl swoon*
We discussed this already and no he wasn't invited. Iger and Kennedy invited Spielberg and JJ instead for the big reveal of the completed park a few days before George's birthday. He spent the day at his home while being made fun of online.Streetlight Stranger said:
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Bob Iger took his friends Steven Spielberg, JJ Abrams, and Kathleen Kennedy on a personal tour of Star Wars Galaxy's Edge with Imagineer & Galaxy's
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As for the Phasma replacement, she's not a bounty hunter, she's labeled as a "scoundrel" and outlaw whose only purpose is to probably serve as a Boba nostalgia gimmick but with a Kennedy approved twist and "die" on the new desert planet. Her name is Zorry Bliss and she's played by Kerri Russel. Screenrant claims she's going to be filling the role of the character DJ from TLJ.
I finally have pics and videos of the inside of the park along with more info on IX if anyone's interested in me posting some shit. Suffice it to say, there's almost no fucking aliens. Only non-human at Oga's Cantina was the star tours droid and a static pet worrt in a tank on a high area. Its all humans aside from a tiny handful of merchants. Also stormtroopers asking for ID and Kylo Ren going up to girls and saying they might be useful.
Bad news @Flexo. They replaced Skippy with a generic yellow R2 unit at the altar. I guess they caught wind of our cult scheme.
Reception of this park has been mixed so far, but one of the few things everyone agrees on is that the actors do a good job of staying in character and playing their roles. But seriously, its not even completely open yet and its really full. It may look worse than Honk Kong on the real opening day.
*cue predictable fangirl swoon*
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So, was DJ a one-off character then?
He backstabs everyone and gets away with it?
This stupid trilogy....
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Oh, what fresh hell is this? How did the 501st guys get screwed over?
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First problems started early in Disney's ownership but they were minor, but after one of the heads of Rogue One said that the Empire were white supremacists, shit kinda went south, which made the pretty pro-imperial 501st look bad, which was then followed with infighting over more shit and members started abandoning ship until getting replaced by nu-fans. Also
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers.32492/page-310 (edit: fixing link)
It doesn't help that Disney is now trying to make their new 709th Legion more popular in an attempt to become a replacement for the 501st.
On another note... wow Some of these Galaxy's Edge stores look way less impressive than the promotional material suggested. Even that Ithorian merchant doesn't look anything like he does in the promotional material, comic covers or merch.
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Before TLJ, I would not have thought "useless waste of time" was a role to fill in a movie...
Cause if something screams diversity, it's a microcosm of humans only. And these shills will defend SW for being the most diverse and that the Empire's humanity-first attitude is exactly like TRUMPHITLERALTRIGHT, while their precious media is more humanity-focused than Sheevs EMpire after any alien relocation programm.
It fits into the theme of lackluster or non-existent payoffs, though.
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Alright. So no park info then?
First off, two planets have been confirmed with a third whose name has yet to be revealed. First one is Kijimi
Second planet is Pasaana which is the desert planet we see in the trailer, so basically another not-tatooine. It is referred to as being on the "edge of the galaxy" but it has no connection to the Disney theme park "Galaxy's Edge". For those of you who remember, I posted a pic a few months back of some crappy gifts that crewmembers got, which was a jar of sand and a jar of black beans and that they represented one of the key planets for this film, with the sand jar being Pasaana. Pasaana is home to mostly black humans and a bi-tentacled-faced species know as the Aki-Aki both of which are based on muslim and middle-eastern culture due to the fact its where the desert scenes were filmed. The two tusked horses we saw in previous pictures come from this planet and they're called Orbaks. The characters come here in search of powerful figures to help the Resistance fight the First Order. It is here where the characters meet the new character Jannah a local warrior (the black girl with the afro and bow/arrow). They have a rough start but soon team up. The characters get into a conflict with the forces they're trying to ally with, eventually fleeing to a grass land, which I guess is the only thing that sets this place apart from the other tatooine clones. The forces they're trying to team up with are unknown, but rumors from 2018 and early 2019 claim that its the Hutts, while other rumors suspect that its actually the Disney-approved replacement of the Hutts, the fucking "Whippomorns" which were seen in Canto Blight.
The third confirmed location is an unnamed jungle planet (which may or may not be Endor), but anything else is currently unknown. The location of the ruins of the second Death Star have yet to be officially confirmed, and no confirmation has been given on it being Endor although it seems likely.
Now on to characters. Remember that hideous and depressed looking slug-boi? His name is Klaud and he is depicted as an old friend of Chewbacca. He eventually meets and teams up with Chuck Wendig's self insert Wexley on the unnamed jungle planet. Klaud has no confirmed species and his kind has never appeared in anything. He is slated to be comic relief.
IX will delve into the First Order's creation, which means that we'll either get a brief flashback/adaptation of Wendig's garbage, EA's BFII or a retcon that does something completely different with their origin.
Poe is apparently a leader within the Resistance now, which is believable considering how badly they fucked their own shit up.
C-3PO has an expanded role and will be key to their survival on the new desert planet, where he eventually goes all wookie-ish.
Rey is close to completing her training by using the shitty books she stole from Luke. But it won't matter because the movie will bring an end to the jedi and the sith. Either because all the evil sith-ish dudes die and/or Rey just gives up her jedi skills. The film will also reveal the truth about the "Force connection" between Rey and Kylo, with their battle taking place on the ruins of the Death Star II.
In a cover story Oscar Isaac did for Vanity fair, he mentions that Finn has become part of Poe's family.
Finally, that picture that's been going around of Luke and R2-D2 in a grassy field for IX was shooped using an older pic, so that shit won't be in the movie. As such, it seems that aside from Luke's voice, he's practically absent from promotions, and Lucasfilm has confirmed that Luke will not be at Galaxy's Edge in any way shape or form.
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There was something else worth mentioning but I honestly can't remember what it was.
Also by golly, as I'm writing this shit Galaxy's Edge is sounding like a bigger trainwreck than the movie according to reception and what I'm fucking seeing. There's so much new shit to say that I don't think I can fit it all in one post. I almost feel sorry for the people involved. Kids could enjoy it a lot more if they didn't have to build a nice toy only to give it up because they can't pay $220 for a fucking custom lightsaber that pales to the ones at Saberforge.
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