Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Tactical Wizard]

I wasn't getting called a fascist by left-wing exceptionals, 2000-2008.

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Even former "co-workers" are dunking on Blobbert for his ludicrous take on incels.

All of this got it's trial run in the bush years. If you didn't notice just because they weren't calling you that? Then you weren't paying attention.

 

[kadoink]

Bob Chipman is the diabetic Deathstar of twitter. Thinks he's exceptional, always blown the fuck out.

 

[Lucifuga]

I also notice, he keeps bringing up how this was years ago and he's since apologized, but I have never once actually seen a full apology. Its almost like he still holds those beliefs and only hides them because they'd get him in trouble........

Closest thing I found.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/831203722344722434

http://archive.is/pYPlZ

Video in question

 

[Judge Dredd]

You mean Hellboy? If so then Hellboy is a reboot of the Hellboy movies from 2004 and 2008 staring Ron Perlman. This new movie stars the sheriff from Stranger Things as Hellboy. From what I’m to understand nobody liked it because it was an uninspired, edgelord, badly shit film where Hellboy says lots of naughty words like “shit” and “butts”. What might have gotten the most of Bob’s goad is that it came off as a cash grab for an IP where not only were the first two movies good (I think the second one’s better sans Seth Macfarlane) but it’s based on an eponymous indie comic of some repute. All of it culminating in a further death of nerd culture. We all know how Bob gets about that. Just watch his Pixels review.

I mean the Godzilla movie. These days he only says positive things about things that are woke or first party Nintendo. But if the film is getting bad reviews on Rotten Tomatoes then I assume it's not woke enough for film critics.

 

[The tired cat]

I mean the Godzilla movie. These days he only says positive things about things that are woke or first party Nintendo. But if the film is getting bad reviews on Rotten Tomatoes then I assume it's not woke enough for film critics.

I could be wrong, but I think the critics railed upon the movie for well it just having monsters fighting and that's it.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Bob will have to re-learn that the cool kids don't hand out GBP for praising just any schlock movie, it has to be social justice schlock.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Everyone is focused on the chicken, but how much rice is that? It looks piled on, and it dwarfs the chicken breasts. And wasn't Bob just talking about how important it is to eat vegetables? That rice looks like it has maybe one carrot in it.

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And pack it in boys, he knows we know about the chicken.

Imagine thinking chapofags and “rose twitter” would visit kiwi farms.

They hate KF, Blobb, just like they hate you.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Someone had a bad day.
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Well the Rosseta stones content isnt particulary valuable it's that it allowed us to retro engineer ancient egyptian script, unless people in the far future need something translated from American english into future language and can use a fat man rambling about low brow drivel as a point of referance Bob's work isnt going to be that imporant.

 

[Positron]

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I'm blocked by Blobbert, but I need to know if this counts as a cow-crossover, between Blobby and incels?
Also, someone able to archive?

This is a huge pile up of cows that also involves trannies like Zachary Antolek.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I mean the Godzilla movie. These days he only says positive things about things that are woke or first party Nintendo. But if the film is getting bad reviews on Rotten Tomatoes then I assume it's not woke enough for film critics.

Oh I’m sorry. I assume the reason everyone hates it is for the same reason Bobbyboi loves it: 2 hours of CGI fire breathing dinosaurs punching each other while the member berries whisper “member Mothra? I member Mothra”. It’s kinda telling in his review how absolutely little he talks on the plot and performances but almost collapses when he talks about how awesome it is seeing the Godzilla movie he “always wanted” i.e. 2 hours of CGI dinosaurs punching each other while nostalgia fills the room like car exhaust in a sealed garage.

Also, we’ve reached page 2015. On June 16 of this page, Donald Trump officially announces his candidacy for President of the United States of America. The timeline starts oscillating.

 

[The tired cat]

Oh I’m sorry. I assume the reason everyone hates it is for the same reason Bobbyboi loves it: 2 hours of CGI fire breathing dinosaurs punching each other while the member berries whisper “member Mothra? I member Mothra”. It’s kinda telling in his review how absolutely little he talks on the plot and performances but almost collapses when he talks about how awesome it is seeing the Godzilla movie he “always wanted” i.e. 2 hours of CGI dinosaurs punching each other while nostalgia fills the room like car exhaust in a sealed garage.

Also, we’ve reached page 2015. On June 16 of this page, Donald Trump officially announces his candidacy for President of the United States of America. The timeline starts oscillating.

Call me crazy, but isnt it a reason why people wantes to watch the movie in the 1st reason i.e monsters beating the shit out of each other for 2 hours.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Call me crazy, but isnt it a reason why people wantes to watch the movie in the 1st reason i.e monsters beating the shit out of each other for 2 hours.

True which is possibly one of rare occasions where Bob gets it right. The RT critic score sits at 44% while the common filth plebeian score hasn’t been released yet. Google user reviews has 95% liking it. That number might drop to maybe as low as 83% this time next week which is still a lot of approval from non professional critics. Take all of this as you will.

Speculating here, I think the reason Bob got such a kick out of this movie is that it hit all the right buttons and did nothing political that his woke brain would have to get angry about or defend. It would be a super rare event where he can just unplug and enjoy the spectacle.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

All of this got it's trial run in the bush years. If you didn't notice just because they weren't calling you that? Then you weren't paying attention.

I really don't think it was as common, back then.

 

[Absolutego]

I swear at one point Bob had a girlfriend and if I am wrong, then may the Lord strike me down right now.

He was just like James Rolfe and Doug Walker. All of them were just about to get married. Sure Dougs wife isn't that attractive but at least it's something.

Not trying to powerlevel, but I've been following Bob since the pre-Escapist days and I don't think I've ever seen him refer to a girlfriend outside of abstract references to the general concept. I can say from firsthand experience he's almost as much of a fart-huffing prick IRL as he is online and I really doubt he ever got as much as a second date out of a girl.

Like, Doug Walker's a sped, but he's a sped with good intentions most of the time. Bob's just too into himself for me to believe he ever had a steady relationship with people who weren't somewhat obligated to reciprocate.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Ah look, page 2015, which is the year Bob got fired.

 

[iRON-mAn]

Not trying to powerlevel, but I've been following Bob since the pre-Escapist days and I don't think I've ever seen him refer to a girlfriend outside of abstract references to the general concept. I can say from firsthand experience he's almost as much of a fart-huffing prick IRL as he is online and I really doubt he ever got as much as a second date out of a girl.

Like, Doug Walker's a sped, but he's a sped with good intentions most of the time. Bob's just too into himself for me to believe he ever had a steady relationship with people who weren't somewhat obligated to reciprocate.

I'm almost certain as well, like @TrippinKahlua, that he did mention a girlfriend once, though I think it was in the past tense. Not that that makes it true mind you. He also claimed reading girls fiction helped him have a threesome so...

 

[Absolutego]

I'm almost certain as well, like @TrippinKahlua, that he did mention a girlfriend once, though I think it was in the past tense. Not that that makes it true mind you. He also claimed reading girls fiction helped him have a threesome so...

Yeah I always took his "Judy Blume books got me laid" anecdote as the obvious fantasy it was. More likely he was into those books as a kid and thinks it should've gotten him laid.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I'm almost certain as well, like @TrippinKahlua, that he did mention a girlfriend once, though I think it was in the past tense. Not that that makes it true mind you. He also claimed reading girls fiction helped him have a threesome so...

I'm sure that story will be featured on Bob's forthcoming travel series: Missives from the Merry Old Land of Totally Happened

 

[Flexo]

I really don't think it was as common, back then.

Oh it was. Probably the biggest difference is that social media wasn't as prevalent yet so people still went outside and socialized instead of raging at strawmen all day in what I'm going to dub: Facebook-feedback loop.

Also while I doubt it, I like to imagine Babylon bee made this article just for Bob.

Groot In Hot Water After Recent 'I Am Groot' Comments

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Another Hollywood celebrity has come under fire for making controversial statements that some are calling “the worst thing anyone has ever said anywhere, at any time in the history of the universe.”“I am Groot,” Groot proclaimed while addressing a packed auditorium in a video that...

babylonbee.com

 

[The Skeptical Tomato X5]

2016. The year the wasteland ghouls won.