Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

Congrats, @TheGreatCitracett, you just kicked Russhole’s ass on YouTube views. Nice work!

Oh wow, this just keeps getting better!

Maybe I'll have to fix all the mistakes and release a director's cut or something to commemorate.

Maybe a making of featurette for all the dumb Easter eggs.


And that review from the other day?
He absolutely DID pay for that. A bit of poking around shows it's just one of the many services they offer.

The cheapest option at $20 in fact.

All packages can be seen at:

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@TheGreatCitracett I love the Chester Cheetah drive by during that stupid "cheesy" line he's latched onto, because it's so witty.

It's that scene from Family Guy where Chester Cheetah snorts cheeto dust while listening to Rush, punches the glass table, and says "It ain't easy bein' cheesy."

Felt it was fitting, because I guarantee he lifted that line from a cheetos ad, and also as a reference to that story from his coworker about how he'd trash the maternity breastfeeding room at work with cheeto crumbs.

 

[Miss Misery]

And that review from the other day?
He absolutely DID pay for that. A bit of poking around shows it's one of the many services they offer. The cheapest option at $20 in fact.

A++++++++ would review at least once or twice again!

 

[Slick Bridges]

I'm actually a little disturbed at how happy I am that Russ is back in business on Facebook, and the meltdowns that are sure to follow. Everyone who has pointed out that we are his true fans is right- it's likely even his own family aren't this pleased to hear from him anymore. If he had even an ounce of awareness he could m1lk his obscure internet celebrity position for quite a while before people got tired of it. It's a very particular form of conniving what it comes to Russ, the kind that gets you absolutely nothing and only serves to fuck yourself over, but without it he'd have an even smaller footprint than he does now. In a twisted way, for a narcissist like him it almost comes back around to being a strength. Almost.

 

[GethN7]

I'm actually a little disturbed at how happy I am that Russ is back in business on Facebook, and the meltdowns that are sure to follow. Everyone who has pointed out that we are his true fans is right- it's likely even his own family aren't this pleased to hear from him anymore. If he had even an ounce of awareness he could m1lk his obscure internet celebrity position for quite a while before people got tired of it. It's a very particular form of conniving what it comes to Russ, the kind that gets you absolutely nothing and only serves to fuck yourself over, but without it he'd have an even smaller footprint than he does now. In a twisted way, for a narcissist like him it almost comes back around to being a strength. Almost.

The issue here is one Niccolo Machiavelli commented on in "The Prince". When having to choose between being loved or feared, he said the latter is preferable so long as one can avoid hatred, else it's pointless.

Greer sincerely wants to be loved on his own self serving terms, but all he gets is hatred, not fear. Niccolo would further comment in such a state all you do is get enemies with no healthy respect for your power and authority.

He also commented that if the latter is true, you need to keep your hands to yourself and avoid greed, as all it does is further drive people to oppose you, and Greer's greed and lust know no bounds,

As a result, he's the kinda guy who, if he had an ounce of real power, he'd have people lining up to take it from him, and as it stands, he's the kind of man people strive to prevent from getting anything he wants at all costs.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Just found a blogger who wrote a few pieces about Russ, and sounds as if he at least lurks here.

Semaj's Blog Your Blog: The Russ Entries

Nothing we don't already know, but it's always interesting to stumble upon others who follow and document this insanity from their own point of view.

 

[redcent]

Back at this again. Nothing has changed:
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The main problem being swifties are not going to give a shit. Maybe he'd get some traction on a "We Hate Taylor Swift" page or something, but there's not much point spamming "the song that will destroy her life and career" over and over to her biggest fans.

Okay, for a moment I thought that cat was grumpy cat and this was a shooped tribute to the departed feline. It's not, but that cat is adorable. I'm not a popstar fan but how can you look at that pic and not have your heart melt? It's like grumpy cat got reincarnated into a smiling kitten in the arms of someone who indirectly caused so much lulz in the form of Greer

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

I'm on mobile but has anyone noticed changes to the stereostickman review?

The word supposedly has been added to his claim of discrimination,I'm pretty sure.

 

[Saylor Twift]

I'm on mobile but has anyone noticed changes to the stereostickman review?

The word supposedly has been added to his claim of discrimination,I'm pretty sure.

You’re absolutely correct.

 

[Jackisnotaname]

Oh wow, this just keeps getting better!

Maybe I'll have to fix all the mistakes and release a director's cut or something to commemorate.

Maybe a making of featurette for all the dumb Easter eggs.


And that review from the other day?
He absolutely DID pay for that. A bit of poking around shows it's just one of the many services they offer.

The cheapest option at $20 in fact.
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All packages can be seen at:

Contact - Stereo Stickman

Welcome to Stereo Stickman HQ. Our passion is to support & represent independent creatives – artists, musicians, bands, producers – under a professional & respected spotlight. We aim to help you reach an attentive & supportive audience – we do this by taking the time to really listen, to...

stereostickman.com

It's that scene from Family Guy where Chester Cheetah snorts cheeto dust while listening to Rush, punches the glass table, and says "It ain't easy bein' cheesy."

Felt it was fitting, because I guarantee he lifted that line from a cheetos ad, and also as a reference to that story from his coworker about how he'd trash the maternity breastfeeding room at work with cheeto crumbs.

Wow, if Russ had put the same amount of thought into his song writing as you put into your clip selection he may have been able to think of a word that rhymes with mean or fan even without lifting lines from cartoons.

Also, I had the chorus stuck in my head the entire shift at work last night because I watched the video right before going in. Best work day ever.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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You’re absolutely correct.

Stereo Stickman can't write for shit.

Seriously, that review is even more poorly-written than it would be if Russell had written it himself.

But Stereo Stickman at least realized that covering their ass might be a good idea, so sub-literacy aside, they're still not a complete dolt on par with Russell.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

Stereo Stickman can't write for shit.

Seriously, that review is even more poorly-written than it would be if Russell had written it himself.

But Stereo Stickman at least realized that covering their ass might be a good idea, so sub-literacy aside, they're still not a complete dolt on par with Russell.

I imagine it's the sort of job someone who likes music might think would be cool but actually soul-destroying and ultimately destroy the love of their hobby. Like liking vaginas so becoming a gynaecologist. Or something.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Up the ziggurat, lickety split (Rimmer/Red Dwarf joke in there somewhere). Hes like an incompetent Arnold Rimmer.

“Mummy DID like us, mummy was just busy!”

I was going to say that Rimmer, the most unlikeable man ever, is very like Russell, but then I remember Rimmer’s had sex without paying for it (unless you count the pizza) and he has both bronze and silver swimming certificates, plus three medals for long service. He’s kept a job for over ten years. And he dresses neatly and combs his hair.

Congrats Russ, you managed to out-Rimmer even Rimmer himself. He smoked your kipper for breakfast.

 

[CWCissey]

“Mummy DID like us, mummy was just busy!”

I was going to say that Rimmer, the most unlikeable man ever, is very like Russell, but then I remember Rimmer’s had sex without paying for it (unless you count the pizza) and he has both bronze and silver swimming certificates, plus three medals for long service. He’s kept a job for over ten years. And he dresses neatly and combs his hair.

Congrats Russ, you managed to out-Rimmer even Rimmer himself. He smoked your kipper for breakfast.

Rimmer also cleans the gunk out of the chicken soup machine.

Russ IS the gunk.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I fell behind on this thread for a bit and was about a month behind in posts to real time for a while now. Thankfully I caught all the way up yesterday just in time to see this parody video set to Russ' new ear rape musical crime scene getting posted. Now I can reliably play Don't Get I You Taylor Swift for the rest of the year at least once a week for kiwifarms movie night filler for the only reason that matters, laughs under lucricities, thanks to this work of cultcow related art being released into the wild for all the magical star buddies in the sky to get down to. It's still sub-JustinRPG-music-tier listening but all those screen grabs more than make up for that!

What a time to be alive...

(I can neither confrim nor deny any rumors I went to sleep after watching that video last night repeatidly hearing in my head, "When I got down I turned up your sick beats, so I wrote you a song to say, 'Thanks for helping me get on my feet.'"
)

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Oh, @TheGreatCitracett, you’ve gone and done it.



This is what was returned when I googled “Russell Greer, I Don’t Get You.”

 

[Whatthefuck]

Oh, @TheGreatCitracett, you’ve gone and done it.

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This is what was returned when I googled “Russell Greer, I Don’t Get You.”

I can't wait for the sonic boom of reeeeee about to come this way. You just know he obsessively Googles himself (get your minds out of the gutter, but that, too). We mentally ill trolls are dissing his ability. His ability to be a music mogul and get him his penis sucked by women who make more in one month than he'll make in a lifetime.

 

[Video Games]

Given the rainbow filter on this post, I figure now is as good a time as any to ask: has anyone else here seen the Internet theories about Swift being gay? Thoughts? Most importantly, how do you think Greer would respond to an official announcement of Swift's love being reserved for a second kind of pussy?

 

[The Dude]

If people on the radio think his story is ridiculous enough maybe he will get famous. Not for the reasons he wants though

"Massive" for Russhole wouldn't even amount to 0.000000.1% of what real recording labels spend on PR for a new songs. A few whiny posts on social media, some Fiverr nobodies, and paid airtime on radio stations nobody had heard of vs. TV ads, YouTube ads, Google ads, radio ads and airplay, music videos, press junkets, tours, media interviews, news paper articles, behind the scenes documentaries...and the list goes on. Hell, even independent artists get more exposure than Russ, and they actually perform the music themselves. Russ' song barely qualifies as a demo. It's a glorified rough draft that he only wrote, yet he's acting like it's all him (of course, in his mind it all IS him.)

"I don't want to be involved in petty drama and political discussions"

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Gotta love how its bringing awareness to HIS plights. Never the plights of starving children in the Third World, the corruption and crimes against humanity committed by the Chinese Communist Party, ethnic cleansing in Africa, child soldiers, homelessness in the US, or anything else that's actually worthy of the word "plight". Nope. Girls won't suck Russell Greer his peen (and that's mean).

“Mummy DID like us, mummy was just busy!”

I was going to say that Rimmer, the most unlikeable man ever, is very like Russell, but then I remember Rimmer’s had sex without paying for it (unless you count the pizza) and he has both bronze and silver swimming certificates, plus three medals for long service. He’s kept a job for over ten years. And he dresses neatly and combs his hair.

Congrats Russ, you managed to out-Rimmer even Rimmer himself. He smoked your kipper for breakfast.

Nah, Russhole is the toaster. He's annoying, clueless, single-minded, obsessive, no one likes him, and he's got a gaping hole in his face.

 

[KE 521]

Given the rainbow filter on this post, I figure now is as good a time as any to ask: has anyone else here seen the Internet theories about Swift being gay? Thoughts? Most importantly, how do you think Greer would respond to an official announcement of Swift's love being reserved for a second kind of pussy?

Oh she’s DEFINITELY at least bi (Karlie Kloss?) Russ would freak. The. Frick. Out and it would be glooorious. Add me to the chorus of congratulations to @TheGreatCitracett that video is the bomb dot com baby

 

[Walking Clock]

Russ would blame talentless ugly hacks like Tom Huddleston and Joe Alwyn for turning Taylor gay after so many heartbreaks. Then Russ would condemn Taylor for never giving him a chance, because all along Russ was everything she claimed she wanted.

Then he'd reeee about how ugly her new girlfriend is and talk about how much she sucks at whatever it is she does.