Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
CWCissey said:
Rimmer also cleans the gunk out of the chicken soup machine.

Russ IS the gunk.
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He’s accomplished more while dead than Russ ever did while alive. He had sex with a hot genius girl while dead. Russ can’t even beat out a hologram of the universe’s biggest arsehole.

I bet when they go into the Ace Rimmer dimension, the Russell Greer of that dimension sucks too. He sucks in every single possible dimension. There are no twists, turns or possibilities of his life that resulted in alternate, better Russells.

E: also just lol, who wants to place bets on when he’ll try for his therapist or get kicked out because he wants to text her at two am “about muh plightsh” and doesn’t understand that she’s not a 24-hr service?

I give it two weeks. Pray for that woman as she has to hear “TAYLOR SHWIFFFFT IS TORMENTING ME” for hours and hours.
 
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DarkAlien said:
Where's the fucking Giggler when we need them!?‽‽!

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Lol @ his therapist being hot. Never change Russ, never change.
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lol Rusty, your therapist is lying to you, retard. Smart, happy and confident? Fucking sure mate, fucking sure.

Also, I doubt Rusty is seeing a therapist. This looks like a post he wrote hoping he would ''show us'' how we were totally wrong about his ''diagnoses''. Notice how he says ''I've been falsely accused of having''.
Nobody is accusing you of anything, idiot. We're just speculating and discussing what kind (or kinds) of mental illness you have. The only one falsely accusing someone here is YOU, when you claim TS ''lied to you'' or that her agent was ''rude to you'', for example.
 
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The first draft of the therapist post had a paragraph about plights at the beginning:

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Whatevs.
 
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Careful y'all don't step in the bullshit, fam. There is no way Russ is seeing a therapist. For one thing, that would require Russ admitting that there is something wrong with his "beautifully brilliant mind". For another thing, that would mean Russ being open to the therapist telling him hurtful truths. Hurtful truths that he doesn't want to hear like he's delusional, that everything wrong in his life is his fault, that everything he believes about Taylor Swift is in his head, that he is an invasive and troubling person...things like that. And there is no way a real therapist would agree with Russhole about Taylor Swift being responsible for his "plights". More likely they would say that he has an unhealthy obsession with her and that he needs to get over it and stop blaming her for things she's not responsible for before Russ can have a healthy, happy life.
 
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My fist thought was, who is paying for this?

Clearly, his family has been at least partially supporting him since he is unable to keep a job. This may be a last ditch, “do this or you’re cut off.”

Russ is not capable of therapy. He will always and forever turn what anybody says into what he wants to hear. She says, “sounds like you feel hurt by Taylor Swift” and he jumps to , “See, I was right, even a therapist knows Taylor was wrong.” She says “so far, I see no signs of bipolar” and he is certain she says he doesn’t have it. She says “let’s work on getting you to be the happy, confident guy everybody deserves to be” and he asserts that she says he’s already happy and confident.

Because he does that about everything and has latched onto ideas of who he is that don’t match reality and he’ll never change, therapy will be ineffective. And ultimately, it doesn’t matter whether he is physically going or not. A body in a chair or imagination, the outcome will be the same.

I feel for his parents if they are insisting and struggling to get him help. Nothing will work. Ever.

But....I do hope the therapist, if she exists, does not work alone in a room off her house or whatever. Russ does have a temper.
 
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Maybe we'll get lucky and the sexy therapist is not only totally real, but also a Rocky Shoemaker type who truly believes in his plights, and goes above and beyond to attack the trolls and Taylor herself while ignoring Russ and his antics getting more and more bizarre.

Bonus points if all she achieves is spilling more dirt on Russ we'd never have known without her, like the real Rocky did to CWC.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
Maybe we'll get lucky and the sexy therapist is not only totally real, but also a Rocky Shoemaker type who truly believes in his plights, and goes above and beyond to attack the trolls and Taylor herself while ignoring Russ and his antics getting more and more bizarre.

Bonus points if all she achieves is spilling more dirt on Russ we'd never have known without her, like the real Rocky did to CWC.
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If she is real, this whole situation is going to implode when she spurns his advances.
 
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Barbarella said:
But....I do hope the therapist, if she exists
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Which I doubt because that post was all about shutting up us stalkers on the frickin' hate site speculating about what kind of mental illnesses, disabilities, and personality disorders he might have (I go with borderline myself). He probably spent the last 30 days thinking it up to come back with.
 
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It was basically to back himself up, he may have invented them purely to tell "us" hes not mad, hes "REALLY REALLY IN PAIN YUZ GUIZE RESPECT HIM FOR HIS PLIGHTS". Dude aint fooling anyone with his Ken-like therapist who agrees with his every thought and whims.
 
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Is this going to be like marijan siklic when he went to his therapist? :cryblood:

It's very likely Russ is lying about seeing one. but if he isn't, it's unlikely said therapist would confront Russ' Taylor Swift delusions head on. That just shuts the delusionist out and they can't get help. So they tend to roll with the delusion whatever it may be. Remember in Russell's mind all his nonsense about Taylor Swift is as real as the pens sitting on your desk as you read your computer (or whatever you have on your desk) and you can't argue against making someone not seeing that pen. all they can do is work around it. Deflect it, try to strengthen other thoughts. Make the thoughts of taylor swift atrophy as more happier thoughts like ocean scenes or whatever the fuck she's trying to make him meditate on
 
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In his self-appointed role as the world's most abused, maligned and victimized man I could see Russ going to a therapist because his massive brain already knows exactly what the problem is (trolls and Taylor Swift) so obviously his therapist will recognize that and give him the sweet validation he needs, and once she understands the full scope of his plights maybe she'll take pity on him and join him on the couch or help promote his super cool xyz. And, bonus, in the meantime he can use her as a verbal sword in online slapfights to show how genuinely damaged he was by all these terrible things bearing down on a poor innocent man. It would all fit his MO to a T, just as much as the inevitable rage session and one star review a few appointments later.

Now beyond the barest fact of "I started seeing a therapist" I would expect every word out of his mouth to be either a lie or truth so twisted there's hardly a difference, but still. If she's real though, no way in hell he's the one paying, even without the major marketing blitz he could never afford it.
 
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