Careercow Jamie Lynn Marchi / Jamie Perez / marchimark / She Devil - Wants Vic's head and balls, but not his papers; Cucked by a Chicken Sandwich

[Adach_Ame]

There's different qualities of dubs. There's ones where the sub is the definitive version, ones where the sub is just better, ones where you can take it or leave it, ones where the dub is better, and ones where the dub is overwhelmingly superior. Ones in that last category are extremely rare, but be assured: They exist.

With YYH being one of those rarities. Half-Joking.

 

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Jamie admitting what we all knew. She was always implying she never got the papers, but never fully denying. Her reasoning is very similar to the girl who blew spit balls on the back of my neck in 3rd grade. She has the papers, lets wait for her response. Tick-tock.

Ah yes, it's a troll as old as time.
>establish history of acting like a retard
>begin trolling by continuing to act like a retard
>laugh at everyone you're trolling because they believe you're a retard
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It kinda works when you have a legion of autistic spergs who hate you, but it's never a good look.

 

[Zarkov]

I wonder if she was always this dumb or if the unholy mix of years of anime and getting sucked into the SJW black hole is what dragged her into that abyss of stupidity she's visibly stuck in.

She has the rhetoric of a bitter pre-teen. Kind of hilarious coming from a person convinced that all her detractors are immature incels.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Believing your are inherently righteous tends to bring this brand of insanity.

 

[Spaceman from space]

Another correctly formed dub is Ghost Stories, but for a different reason.

I'd argue that the dub in itself is piece of shit that could be easily written by edgy 12 year old. The funniest part about the dub is that it got greenlit and even got blessing from daddy Japan because original anime sucked so hard.

I've never watched Black Lagoon subbed, the dub is all I need.

The part where they go to Japan and everyone speaks only engrish for a few episodes is the only time ever that made me go for dubs instead of subs.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Ghost Stories dub is overrated. Just because the original is just a very boring children's horror anime means Dane Cook levels of unfunny edgelord comedy gag dubs are funny.

 

[Monkey Prick]

I feel like a correctly formed Dub would probably be Yu Yu Hakusho, which changes things here and there, but does it in a more natural, sensible manner.
EDIT: Oh how this has aged like fine wine
EDIT Two: Better version in the audio

Yu Yu Hakusho Ep 024 The Deadly Triad

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YYH, Berserk (1997) and FMA/FMA:B are the only series where I will choose the dub over the sub 100%.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

There's different qualities of dubs. There's ones where the sub is the definitive version, ones where the sub is just better, ones where you can take it or leave it, ones where the dub is better, and ones where the dub is overwhelmingly superior. Ones in that last category are extremely rare, but be assured: They exist.

Dubs are such serious business that when Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence was first coming out to home video, DreamWorks (distributor for Go Fish) released the sub-only DVD. There was such a backlash not just from the fans who wanted the dub (because Richard Epcar as Batou is based), but also from the sub fans because they used closed captioning. They raised enough of a stink over that for DreamWorks to allow fans to send them the DVDs to be exchanged with the proper subtitled version. But for the dub fans, it took four years for two dubs to get made: Manga Entertainment co-producing with Madman Entertainment and Epcar's studio Epcar Entertainment for the UK/Australian release using the same voice-actors from the first film, and Bandai Entertainment for the American release with the Stand Alone Complex cast. Not long after that, Bandai closed their doors so that print is pretty rare. Most copies you were likely to come across for years was the crummy DreamWorks version (if you couldn't get your hands on a "fixed" version).

The fact we owe FUNimation thanks for allowing Innocence to be released properly and much more widespread with both sub and Bandai dub on it is both a blessing and a curse.

 

[altleftleftleft]

I don't know whats worse: Marzgurls arms, or the fact that Marchi is trying to hide all her assets in her checks like some mutant chipmunk. Good lord, I refuse to believe that is just her face.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

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I don't know whats worse: Marzgurls arms, or the fact that Marchi is trying to hide all her assets in her checks like some mutant chipmunk. Good lord, I refuse to believe that is just her face.

Those Botox shots to the face are just such a wonder drug, aren't they?

 

[teriyakiburns]

Those Botox shots to the face are just such a wonder drug, aren't they?

The stabbings she had aren't even botox. It'd be kind of justified if they were, because at least then there'd be an empirically demonstrable effect, but they're literally just high-tech cutting to release endorphins disguised as a medical procedure. They have absolutely no rejuvenating effects whatsoever.

 

[altleftleftleft]

Those Botox shots to the face are just such a wonder drug, aren't they?

The sad thing is this was probably hand crafted to make her look as attractive as possible. Instagram filters can't fix everything.

 

[AnOminous]

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I don't know whats worse: Marzgurls arms, or the fact that Marchi is trying to hide all her assets in her checks like some mutant chipmunk. Good lord, I refuse to believe that is just her face.

Fat chipmunk cheeks on a fat chick.

 

[TexOffender]

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I don't know whats worse: Marzgurls arms, or the fact that Marchi is trying to hide all her assets in her checks like some mutant chipmunk. Good lord, I refuse to believe that is just her face.

Cabbage patch doll face

 

[Far Queue]

Those Botox shots to the face are just such a wonder drug, aren't they?

Not even botox. She's just doing that duck face thing that fat girls do in order to appear less fat, but everyone knows that so she's trying to suck the cheeks in without the stuck out lips. Unfortunately it makes her look like she's got something in her mouth and is trying to hide it from everyone else in a most unconvincing manner.

You probably can't quite describe what's wrong with it, but your brain notices that it doesn't look like and puts it in the uncanny valley. It's akin to really bald dudes that still try to rock a comb over. It's not fooling anyone and it looks like shit, but they're so insecure and worried about looking bald that they lie to themselves that their shitty workaround somehow looks better.

It's probably worse because anyone with a functioning brain knows what's going on. By trying to hide it you just call more attention to it which tells everyone that you're also bothered by it. Apparently Marchi could have solved two of her biggest problems in life right now if she'd only kept her cake hole shut.

 

[Monkey Prick]

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I don't know whats worse: Marzgurls arms, or the fact that Marchi is trying to hide all her assets in her checks like some mutant chipmunk. Good lord, I refuse to believe that is just her face.

Why the fuck is her face so lumpy? Her right cheek is all kinds of fucked up.

 

[altleftleftleft]

Changed her name again. This is just gonna look great in court! Classy AF!

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Why the fuck is her face so lumpy? Her right cheek is all kinds of fucked up.

I think she is trying to do a duck face, but failing horribly at it.

 

[break these cuffs]

I think she is trying to do a duck face, but failing horribly at it.

Duckface is what instathots do, not hip moms like her, but she still has to slim down her chipmunk cheeks so nobody can tell how fat she is.

 

[Beavis]

It took all of Photoshop CC’s power to edit that photo.