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The American Hedgehog said:
Sarah and Steve's Twitter was screencapped by someone on their friend list. 44 images are attached. Most of it's them kissing Chris's ass. Some quotes:

"I have been writing and recording religiously inspired music about Christine myself for our future project"

"When we both visited Ruckersville, we could feel a sort-of.. magic in the air."

"I'll do anything I can to help speed up the merge. ^^ I have a theory that, if more people believed, it would happen faster."

"Steven speaking. I'd say the best times I've had in my life were back in middle / high school, even though I was bullied & didn't have many friends."

(from just after they got upset that Chris was ignoring them): "As much as it will hurt, I will completely tune out if Christine doesn't have the decency of addressing my concerns. I tried. I was willing to go so far out of my way to be a true friend. But not to be treated as second anything."
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A failed successor of the IdeaGuys' trolling.

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The American Hedgehog said:
"Steven speaking. I'd say the best times I've had in my life were back in middle / high school, even though I was bullied & didn't have many friends."
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That might be the saddest thing anyone has ever said. Imagine the kind of shitty life you'd have to lead to make being a bullied, lonely high schooler look good by comparison. On the other hand, he is some kind of dumbass troll/white knight, so I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the schadenfreude.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Some jackass filmed himself egging Chris's house.

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Ugh, 2008 fags would have broken a window or two. This was just low effort. I would have followed those eggs up with eggs filled with dog shit ..no imagination.

Just watched the video, it doesn't even look real. Why is he egging an old storage shed looking for Chris?
 
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Look. May has been a pretty slow month for content. We get that. We are all a little disappointed. Let’s not collectively blow all of our loads on tryhard shit at the last minute. Between these two absolute morons Sarah and Steve and this fat porkchop who was too much of a coward to throw eggs where they’d get notice, Jesus Christ, I would have rather had nothing happen at all.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Some jackass filmed himself egging Chris's house.

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I haven't laughed so hard since the Batman Call. I've been waiting my whole life to watch some sperg do something like this. As much as it's discouraged to trespass, vandalize and all that illegal activity

It's just like a drug user. They don't care if it's legal or dangerous for themselves. It's the same thing for these weeeens.

He even referred to himself as "Jackass". The weeeens just don't give a shit.
 
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Fatter than Chris.
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Even Chris has more neck than that thing
TrippinKahlua said:
I haven't laughed so hard since the Batman Call. I've been waiting my whole life to watch some sperg do something like this. As much as it's discouraged to trespass, vandalize and all that illegal activity

It's just like a drug user. They don't care if it's legal or dangerous for themselves. It's the same thing for these weeeens.

He even referred to himself as "Jackass". The weeeens just don't give a shit.
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he trow those eggs in an area that CWC probably goes 5 times a decade. if he had ball he would have tossed them at Barb's or CWC's face after knocking the door.
 
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