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Do you think Peetz gets turned on by her moaning when she eats? Any sane person sitting next to that would throw themselves out of a moving vehicle.
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Chantal lies so much now that I can't even tell what's true, what's exaggerated, and what's made up from whole cloth. She's so dumb and crazy that she can't keep any story straight, including true ones, because she compulsively adds falsehoods to any account of real events. She's accidentally gaslit me, and I get the feeling she's gaslighting herself - she's dwelling in this Groundhog Day threatre-of-the-mind where plans equate to actions and nothing she doesn't like can exist, including to herself.
She's always been like this, to a point - fabricating stories, hiding pizza boxes so they're out of her mind, small efforts to try to control reality. But these days, unless she explicitly depicts it in camera, any claim whatsoever she makes can just be dismissed out of hand, because there will never be any evidence of it happening and she'll never mention it again. Exempli gratia: this week she said she was getting a singing lesson, which she's been rabbiting on about forever. She gave an extremely implausible description of the lesson plans, announced she was going, and then we never heard about it. Did she make the whole thing up? Did she just not show up to the lesson? Did she go but not like it? Did she go and forget because she's insane? Will she go back in a week if she did go? Will she mention it THAT time?
This is what I mean. It's impossible to comprehend her behaviour lately because she's just so batshit that even she doesn't seem to know what's true. They're not calculated lies like Amber's, either, they're just zero-effort attempts to delude herself and others into believing she's something other than a lunatic with no friends and an extra-wide coffin on the horizon.
She just went live with a live lunch stream:
She is talking about her voice lessons. Her teacher is 25 and has a voice like Amy Lee. Sure thing gorl. She is now talk about vocal warmups.
She's coming for Big Al, guise.
She briefly talked about it in Thursday night's livestream.I actually think she addressed the singing lesson twice. The first time was in that lunch livestream from her car, right after she had the lesson. It was the day she thought she was getting a cold or something. I skipped most of that stream and I don't think there's been a re-upload of it. I'll check to see if someone did a write-up. Then that same day she posted the pre-recorded BK mukbang with James. She mentioned the lesson for a second in the intro clip she filmed that day. I'm not sure if she went into detail during that lunch livestream, I will try to find it and edit this post.
Edit: Just another casual mention, looks like.
I agree that it's strange, after going on and on about this for eons, that she hasn't mentioned it on her IG or during her car binges with Peetz, where they clearly are reaching for things to talk about to fill the awkward, greasy silences.She gave an extremely implausible description of the lesson plans, announced she was going, and then we never heard about it.
Is that one of Big Als shirt-dresses? I can pretty much grantee Chintel bought it because Amber did, so she can humble brag about how it works on her as a dress. Because being slightly smaller than a 600 pound woman is something she needs to gloat about.literallyView attachment 780332
Multiple timestamps because she goes on a couple tangents between these points. Might be more before this, haven't listened to the whole thing.She briefly talked about it in Thursday night's livestream.
I would timestamp it, but I can't remember when it was and there's not enough money in the world to convince me to watch this nonsense again.
I believe it was toward the end though.
My apologies for not knowing about the voice lesson follow-up; I think I can be forgiving for not watching three hours of Chantal to find out about it. I think my point about her universe of delirium and lies still stands.
She's coming for Big Al, guise.
She's coming for Big Al, guise.
Pretty sure it's stretch marks on her upper arm. Superfats get stretch marks and doughy flesh in all kinds of weird places.What's going on with her arm in the instagram post? Just below the sleeve it looks all weird and blotchy to me.... although looking at the (lack of) colour & complexion of her legs I think it may just be bad lighting or a filter?
If this person is real, it must be a coach rather than a teacher. No qualified teacher let’s a brand new student with no training bring in their own choice of songs. You start at very basic bel canto technique building to get the concepts of breath control and meters and phrasing and tempos. Chantal can’t read music, I’m quite sure of that. So, that would be an essential step. Your teacher assigns you songs that fit within your range in the appropriate key and when you e mastered it, you move on to more challenging material. This is most certainly a coach who’s just taking the piss for easy money from a moron.My apologies for not knowing about the voice lesson follow-up; I think I can be forgiving for not watching three hours of Chantal to find out about it. I think my point about her universe of delirium and lies still stands.
Will she go back? My money is on no. The singing teacher (I'm not calling her a "voice coach") correctly identified her vocal range* but Chantal worries her teacher's musical taste will prevent Chantal from choosing some stupid song to learn - these things have nothing to do with each other. Anyway, Chantal can't breathe properly, so I think her illustrious singing career is going to wither on the vine.
*for this reason I don't think she made it up, since Chantal is not smart enough to figure out her own voice type
ETA: she mentioned vlogging the singing lesson - in the unlikely event she ever goes back, this would be quality content for all the wrong reasons
When was the last time she posted so many consecutive Mukbang videos?