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Does this look like the face of mercy
AG Barr? More like OG Barr!
 
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Dude, you were the President for eight fucking years, don't pretend like you don't know how our gun laws work you lying sack of puke. This isn't even a mild embellishment or a slight distortion of fact, this is a straight-up fucking lie.
>they can buy machine guns

Since when?
 
>they can buy machine guns

Since when?
Since never.

In order to buy something like a full auto AK-47, an MP-40, or an M1919 Browning machine gun you first need to live in a state where these weapons are not banned and even then you still need to go through a background check before you can obtain these kinds of weapons anyway.

This is how gun laws work in the U.S. and anyone who says otherwise are either stupid or fucking lying.
 
In order to obtain an automatic weapon you either need to hold a Federal Firearms License which is an unbelievable pain in the ass to get from the ATF or purchase one from an FFL holder who is selling one. Also you need to be rich, since all available machine guns on the national registry of transferrable automatic weapons predate 1986 (thus creating huge demand on a minuscule reserve of available items).

Also you can't fuckin' buy them online per se, you can order a gun online and have it shipped to your local gun store (an FFL) where the paperwork and everything else is done. You usually pay the store in advance, plus a fee for having them order something outside their own catalog.

Or you can just get an illegal one, but if you're caught with an illegal FA gun the ATF will make you into a walking fleshlight who lives in a cage for the next 15+ years.
 
I'll say this a million times: we think they're wrong, they think we're evil.


"Do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny." -Sam Hyde
Yeah, attack the figure all you'd like, but at least have it have some merit. And don't broadly attack the voters, it's pointless and makes you look like a jackass.

Republicans: AOC/Hilary/Pelosi sucks because she's a irresponsible, careless idiot.

Internet Democrats: Trump/Cruz/Crenshaw sucks because he's a racist, sexist homophobe whose supporters are either Nazis or Nazi-enablers.
 
Yeah, attack the figure all you'd like, but at least have it have some merit. And don't broadly attack the voters, it's pointless and makes you look like a jackass.

Republicans: AOC/Hilary/Pelosi sucks because she's a irresponsible, careless idiot.

Internet Democrats: Trump/Cruz/Crenshaw sucks because he's a racist, sexist homophobe whose supporters are either Nazis or Nazi-enablers.

Republicans: Obama sucks because he's a Muslim, Hillary sucks because she murdered hundreds of people, AOC sucks because she's an ISIS sympathizer who fucked her brother
 
And he's a big strong white man who can hold his own defending the poor vulnerable minorities against evil Trump-voting construction workers in situations that totally happened for real!
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So what does this brave American hero look like?
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Yeah, you probably already knew without seeing him.

Are there really people who still believe bullshit stories like this one, specially after Jussie Smollett?
To be frank, the dude looks like he needs his wife to open him a bottle of soy sauce, assumin' he has one, cough, a wife.
I'm sure he has lots of soy tho.
 
Are there really people who still believe bullshit stories like this one, specially after Jussie Smollett?
To be frank, the dude looks like he needs his wife to open him a bottle of soy sauce, assumin' he has one, cough, a wife.
I'm sure he has lots of soy tho.

Bet ya 20$ that after the Dems lose the 2020 election, we're gonna get enough of these or 2016 type stories to make two novels and four spin offs.
 
At this point 2020 seems to be another 1972. Only thing missing is a SJW George Wallace.
Okay lets be real.
2020 is not gonna be some 1972/1984 tier blowout where the Dems win like 2 States and D.C.
Trump has a hard cap of about 360 odd Electoral Votes, all the 2016 States plus Colorado, Virginia, New Mexico, Nevada, Minnesota and New Hampshire.
Any more than that and you have to start flipping solid Blue States like Oregon and Washington which isn't particularly likely.
The States are just too polarized for 40+ State landslides to happen now. Not without massive vote splitting anyway.
 
If you want to know what's going on with "Spygate" and what direction the investigation is going to be taking, read the Barr interview (A). I no longer doubt that William Barr is going to be the man who brings the hammer down. He has no career aspirations and he was all set to retire until Trump pulled him in for one last hurrah. They're going to unleash Hell on Barr for doing this, but Barr does not give a shit.

This is the man we've been waiting to see come to the fore.

You know, I've been thinking the Dems were crazy with all these talks about closing on walls...

But you know what?

I think I'm starting to see them.

more going for the joke than actually :optimistic:
 
I think they are low key starting to do this shit. They are sending a bunch of illegals to detention centers in the NYC area.

I'm also enjoying that Trump misspeaking is being treated as a confession...The scratching is unreal.

I guess they have to do something since they spent the last 24 hours masturbating so hard to a completely fictitious story put out by the WSJ that their tiny genitals are bloody.

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Wow, Hildawg's speaking fees have actually gone down significantly. This is an $800/ticket conference, where half of the attendees get in for free. That's a far cry from internal financial services industry engagements. I know $800 conferences may seems like a lot to this crowd, but I promise you that that's on the low end for cybersecurity conferences.
 
Wow, Hildawg's speaking fees have actually gone down significantly. This is an $800/ticket conference, where half of the attendees get in for free. That's a far cry from internal financial services industry engagements. I know $800 conferences may seems like a lot to this crowd, but I promise you that that's on the low end for cybersecurity conferences.
'An Evening with The Clintons' tickets were selling for like $20-40 last month. And they couldn't even pack a small auditorium. They had to shut off portions of it with curtains to make it look not so empty. Meanwhile, Trump routinely packs every stadium he enters, and has overflow surrounding the stadium numbering in 4-5 digits.
 
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