Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[SweatyFupa]

Why does he have ‘Cuck’ in his name????

No. Don’t answer

I've been wondering about this too, but I'm so not ready for the answer.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I've been wondering about this too, but I'm so not ready for the answer.

Your profile picture gives me cancer

 

[misterduckford]

Your profile picture gives me cancer

Yours gives me hope.

 

[Bunny]

I've been wondering about this too, but I'm so not ready for the answer.

The fact that I know who's fupa is in your icon disturbs me greatly.

 

[MuppetMouth]

Eric must give some great head.

Well dahling, with a lisp as strong as his, I would posit that’s the case.

Edit: now that I think about it, he can barely speak without seeming winded and bored with whatever is coming out of his mouth, I’m sure he just relaxes his jaw and let’s Ricky do all the work..as usual.

 

[Twinkie]

eww eww eww we already have a NASTY thread for NASTY people, please see yourself out ➡➡➡

 

[bev]

Someone in another thread got me wondering what DnD were up to and wow

Courtney Stodden's shunned cousin vibes galore

 

[Turd Blossom]

The riveting second part of Eric's epic Memorial Day series is up, y'all!
I only made it about 5 min in before quitting out of boredom and irritation, but hoo boy were they action-packed:

• Eric announces that he is going to blow his nose in a minute
• Rickie is sent back to Wommart because somehow the facial masks they bought didn't make it home.
• Eric makes sure to mention that Rickie unloaded the cart (ofc he did, who else would?) insinuating that it was his fault
• Painstakingly lists all the foods they'll (ofc this means Rickie) be cooking for their Memorial day bbq. Mentions it'll just be the 4 roommates at this shindig.
• Everyone but Amber goes to Toxic Lake and gets sunburnt- and probably contracts 5 different kinds of bacterial infections
• Eric shames Becky for leaving Rickie's inflatable donut in the lake, makes fun of Rickie for being out of shape as he swims to retrieve it. Christ, he's a twat.

I stopped watching before the big bbq event, but the comments are full of complaints about no Amber sightings, so I wouldn't bother. She was probably on Pillow Mountain in front of that giant fan, hollering for her butler to bring her burgers while everyone else was having fun.

I used to be able to sit through Eric's videos for recapping purposes but Jesus he's become so insufferable lately that I almost long for the whiny, gassy gall bladder surgery days.

 

[manic dainty gorl]

I'll try to cover the last portion. But I don't know if I'll make it. I'm already going cross-eyed listening to him talk about what he smells like. (Malibu Heat btw. Whatever the hell that is.)

• omg he didn't tan the back of his laaaaygs
• Ricky woke him up with magnolias from outside. They smell....delicious. Jesus. You guys don't need to eat everything.
• Ricky grills. Of course. They keep talking about "Look at these hamburgerrrs" and part of me hopes it's a jab at AL.
• Their dog is actually adorable.
• Becky gets some exercise sort of playing badminton with Eric. Awkward silence of just.... watching them try to hit it back and forth.
• Eric and Ricky go to get pedicures. Eric is wearing a blue shirt with khakis. So is Ricky! Fascinating!
• Oh no! No pedicures! Eric chokes on his own fucking spit. Says it will be a really long wait fucking 4 times in a row.
• Spent the entire video hyping up showing them giving/getting facials (masks). Chokes some more. No facials. I WAS SO EXCITED TOO.

The end.

Fucking hell.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

These people literally go to wommart every single day, yet still can't manage to buy some sunscreen? If you want pedicures so badly, why not make an appointment? Thank god for Rickie for looking over Eric because you know, if he had to take care of himself, mother nature would clear that faggot's existence in no time.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Oh no! No pedicures! Eric chokes on his own fucking spit. Says it will be a really long wait fucking 4 times in a row.

I just watched him spittily spaz about the pedicure (it starts at 8:50) out of curiosity. It shouldn't surprise anyone at this point but jfc he is a little bitch.

Apparently the universe is against him because he can't just drop into a salon unnanounced and immediately get a pedicure the moment he wants one.

Remember when he got all pissy because his doctor's appointment was unexpectedly cancelled when the Dr. was called in for an emergency surgery? Kiwi Farms remembers.

How dare that sick person inconvenience Eric and force him to change his plans at the last minute?
I mean, he had to rearrange his busy schedule of playing vidya and spending Rickie's money to even schedule that appointment!

The Kentucky Gaycare (minus Rickie) may be the embodiment of First World Problems, but Eric's bitter entitlement disguised as "sassiness," combined with his flagrant laziness is ridiculously obnoxious.

I think I may have to start watching his videos again because although they're duller than a butter (or marjoram) knife, it's pretty fascinating to see just how twatty a person can get before their husband inevitably hucks a Bath and Body Works candle at their dumb, fat head.

 

[whiskey-mum]

FFS how do three jobless bums fOrGEt to take out the trash for weeks on end? you're fucking home all day!

And of course the only adult with an actual job, who's away at work all day, is the one who has to clean up after them and burn the mountain of backlogged garbage jesus christ

So, I am not a bumfuck kentucky native, but why do they need to burn the rubbish? Can't they take it out normally? Burning it seems very redneck and I am sure there are other options to get rid of it.

The lazyness of Chateau Gay disturbes me- how can people be so inept in life and be content with it?

edit: also lol at Erics makeup - I don't see a future for his drag career

 

[Guardsman42]

So, I am not a bumfuck kentucky native, but why do they need to burn the rubbish? Can't they take it out normally? Burning it seems very redneck and I am sure there are other options to get rid of it.

The lazyness of Chateau Gay disturbes me- how can people be so inept in life and be content with it?

edit: also lol at Erics makeup - I don't see a future for his drag career

In alot of area's you actually pay a small fortune to get rid of excess garbage. Remember how much junk Hamber owns? Imagine say if she was planning to move and realized say..she'd need to bring it or pay some one to say..move it.

It's alot easier to throw random paper in a fire barrel then pay out the wazoo to get it taken away. I'd much rather dump random things <that aren't flat out toxic> in a firepit then rent a dumpster. We know Hamber is hated and frankly if she has no where to put stuff I bet she told Becky to throw it out. Except they can't with out renting a dumpster and thus a fire.

Alternatively; Hamber shit/pissed all over her bed and it had to be burned.

But honestly, burning trash isn't that uncommon in rural areas because of the cost of you having to haul it to the dump, and a bunch of empty boxes etc? Just burn em.

 

[UW 411]

To be fair, it's a very meta way to get rid of household waste.
A figurative garbage fire burning a literal one. Far more poetic than rain and petals eavesdrop...

 

[Whatthefuck]

So, I am not a bumfuck kentucky native, but why do they need to burn the rubbish? Can't they take it out normally? Burning it seems very redneck and I am sure there are other options to get rid of it.

The lazyness of Chateau Gay disturbes me- how can people be so inept in life and be content with it?

edit: also lol at Erics makeup - I don't see a future for his drag career

That’s an unfortunate redneck alternative. I never knew about it until I moved to the Deep South. It’s pretty common. Typically they’ll wait until after a rain and then take rubbish like card board and other bulky things and just burn them. Some have dedicated fire pits for it. I’m telling you the Deep South...even though KY is not considered the Deep South...is a fascinating train wreck sometimes.

 

[Guardsman42]

That’s an unfortunate redneck alternative. I never knew about it until I moved to the Deep South. It’s pretty common. Typically they’ll wait until after a rain and then take rubbish like card board and other bulky things and just burn them. Some have dedicated fire pits for it. I’m telling you the Deep South...even though KY is not considered the Deep South...is a fascinating train wreck sometimes.

It's a rural thing. We do it in the midwest too. Though this brings me to try and remember if they're inside town or not. Like I would think their town has a proper garbage system, doesn't it?

I'm not sure if they pay to have their trash hauled or if it's part of their taxes, any one want to verify this?

 

[clusterfuckk]

Don’t they put limits on how much garbage you can put out each garbage day and I think some places only collect bi weekly. If you forget you are fucked for two weeks and will have too much garbage. In Canada you pay additional property tax if you go over your garbage limit. It’s basically financially blackmailing you to care for the environment.

 

[Guardsman42]

Don’t they put limits on how much garbage you can put out each garbage day and I think some places only collect bi weekly. If you forget you are fucked for two weeks and will have too much garbage. In Canada you pay additional property tax if you go over your garbage limit. It’s basically financially blackmailing you to care for the environment.

In America, most places you get to haul it down to the dump your self, and charged for what ever. Depends on the area how they dictate charging you. The irony is of course by trying to make people give a damn, we discovered what some gasoline and a match does instead.

Though I suspect Rickie is actually smart about what he burns, he seems like he wouldn't just burn 20 pounds of empty plastic jugs.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

I find it to be very odd (and suspicious) that Rickie and Eric have a chain lock on their bedroom door, on top of the lock that they have on the doorknob. I've never seen that on a bedroom door before.

 

[Twinkie]

I find it to be very odd (and suspicious) that Rickie and Eric have a chain lock on their bedroom door, on top of the lock that they have on the doorknob. I've never seen that on a bedroom door before.

Maybe the landlord put it there when he outfitted the house to be a rental. Some people also use them for pet reasons like to allow their cat to freely go in and out of the room while keeping a dog in/out. Their dogs are tiny though so idk.