Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Mobility issues? Who is she talking about? It can't be her, she showed us the other day how easily she can strut about in her yard.

 

[FitBitch]

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After all her youtube history, i really doubt any coherent parent will leave their kid to learn the basic of the beginning of their lives becoming from her


Any coherent parent will keep her away from any kid.... that is why Ricky and Becky nephews do not go too often to visit that house...

Amber, being a teacher doesn't mean you get to eat the children.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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Mobility issues? Who is she talking about? It can't be her, she showed us the other day how easily she can strut about in her yard.

She thinks eating herself into being a fat tub of lard who struggles to get one foot over the other or reach behind herself to wipe deserves the same sympathy as having cerebral palsy. I can't.

 

[Damaged Goods]

 

[Billie Ross]

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Mobility issues? Who is she talking about? It can't be her, she showed us the other day how easily she can strut about in her yard.

Yeah, she has NO mobility issues, if she use some her $10k monthly and purchase one of those she can go anywhere.
There is even a little basket for her to fill it up with food or junk (yes they make it in "bariatric heavy duty" size).
She has NO excuses to not move her fat lazy ass body for more than freaking 3 mins.

 

[MissyMissy]

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lmao "links" she's too lazy to even look for people to strike.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Ranch you must be a fat fuck too, I dont know how in hell you would ever defend her after all the proof against her.

Yes, striking channels is so important right now instead of seeking help to fix her fat addled brain.

 

[ADHD]

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lol, do it, faggot (:

 

[Billie Ross]

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Ranch you must be a fat fuck too, I dont know how in hell you would ever defend her after all the proof against her.

Yes, striking channels is so important right now instead of seeking help to fix her fat addled brain.

We know who "RanchDust" is....

 

[InTheMorning]

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Ranch you must be a fat fuck too, I dont know how in hell you would ever defend her after all the proof against her.

Yes, striking channels is so important right now instead of seeking help to fix her fat addled brain.

She isn't going to seek real therapy, boo boo. She's an exceptional princess. EVEN IF she saw a specialist who can deal with the evil goo in her brainpan, her very narcissism will fight against therapy. They can't just boop her on the poopbun with a magic therapy wand and make her entire life go away.

Besides, VictimLynn is fucking hilarious. Her oinking about mental illness and mobility issues is the funniest god damned thing I've seen her post in weeks.

Let her strike those channels. They're bottom feeders, just like she is. Do you really think the opinions of an effeminate dude and a middle aged women matter...to anyone? C'mon. She's gotta fill the minutes up between meals, it's harmless fun. Let the bottom feeders duke it out.

We know who "RanchDust" is....

What the actual fuck, dude, warn someone before posting something like that.

 

[UW 411]

lmao "links" she's too lazy to even look for people to strike.

She was just asking for sausages...

 

[MuppetMouth]

She doesn't for a second believe she could handle a classroom full of kids... She just threw teacher out as an answer because she figures it sounds good.

Nevermind the actual job itself, she'd never make the effort to go to school to become a teacher in the first place.

Spoiler: My autism is acting up, I feel like ranting

Her illiterate ass would be so unfit (even lidurally) to be teaching anyone anything! Miss “marjoram is a plural” couldn’t even phonate a proper sentence because of her poor grammar, let alone write a decent-enough poem without sounding like an angsty middle schooler who just learned about metaphors.

She just said first grade teacher because she was thinking about being able to color and play with stickers all day. I think she really meant she just wants to BE a first grader.

Oop. You know what? I totally forgot she used to collect stickers, I wonder if they’re still collecting dust in some far off corner in that house.

 

[Twinkie]

It's pretty weird how she keeps insisting that she's shooooooo happy now and loving her youtube channel, and claiming shew as miserable before. But her content is exactly the same.

It's not like she hasn't pretended to be "good", pretended to care about losing weight and then blown it a hundred times before. I see absolutely nothing different about her content but she claims her job was hell before and now she's in heaven. idgi

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

It's pretty weird how she keeps insisting that she's shooooooo happy now and loving her youtube channel, and claiming shew as miserable before. But her content is exactly the same.

It's not like she hasn't pretended to be "good", pretended to care about losing weight and then blown it a hundred times before. I see absolutely nothing different about her content but she claims her job was hell before and now she's in heaven. idgi

It's easier to understand when you remember that she has no solid sense of self and doesn't really know what she thinks either.

 

[bev]

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She keeps claiming that she's doing what she wants to do on her channel unlike before but her vlogs haven't changed at all. It's literally the same style of content. The only thing I can think of is she's dropped the "I'm big but hulthy and live a totally fulfilling life" premise and now fully admits her life is crap and she doesn't do anything besides waddle from one food source to another. I guess it's less stressful than having to lie and say that they were visiting friends or just soo busy that day that she forgot to film?

Also lmao @ her claiming she loves writing so much. She never shares any of it, or shows her process, other than her old gems from wattpad. It's like she thinks she's the next Emily Dickinson and she's leaving behind a legacy

edit: ninja'd

 

[Snusmumriken]

lmao "links" she's too lazy to even look for people to strike.

More like she's pushing the idea that she's never seen a parody of her on YouTube before. We all know that's bull.

To be honest I'm kind of fine with Amber claiming copyright. The videos I have seen of her are hardly transformative at all, it's just her videos but with the same dopey music layered over each one. I'm just shocked she hasn't struck them down before--I guess if she did, she'd have to admit she knows that they exist and that they bother her.

But if she gets a massive sub boycott for doing this, even though she's (*shudders*) in the right...definitely fine with that too.

 

[Xenomorph]

What the actual fuck, dude, warn someone before posting something like that.

Tonetta is a national treasure

 

[Vlassov]

I found an article that perfectly describes how miserable AL and Chantal’s lives are:

there’s an added sneaky reason why painful patterns form: a theory à la Carl Jung. He believed that our lives need meaning and purpose. If we don’t have meaning and purpose, we acquire a bad habit in order to create drama and excitement—so we feel like there’s something interesting and entertaining happening in our life—even if it’s a badexciting thing. Jung’s name for these patterns of “enterpaining” situations was “low-level spiritual quests.”

Do you guys think Chantal’s real and raw rant against Hamber using a scootypuff counts as a low-level spiritual quest?

 

[angela_mariac]

Yeah, she has NO mobility issues, if she use some her $10k monthly and purchase one of those she can go anywhere.
There is even a little basket for her to fill it up with food or junk (yes they make it in "bariatric heavy duty" size).
She has NO excuses to not move her fat lazy ass body for more than freaking 3 mins.

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She is to lazy to use it, i bet her next investment will be a mobility scooter made for 2 people, since she do not fit anymore at the individual ones



Now i know where i saw HAmber before ... is also Eric and twinky on the drawing too

 

[Bunny]

We know who "RanchDust" is....

KING! This is my jam negl.

His serial killer look really completes the song.