Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mauve Olive]

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After all her youtube history, i really doubt any coherent parent will leave their kid to learn the basic of the beginning of their lives becoming from her


Any coherent parent will leave her near any kid.... that is why Ricky and Becky nephews do not go too often to visit that house...

Lmao, there is no way she would last as a teacher, even a 1st grade one. Being a teacher isn't just about liking kids. You have to be good at behaviour management, planning engaging lessons... She can't even create an interesting YouTube video!!

 

[Dragon Lady]

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After all her youtube history, i really doubt any coherent parent will leave their kid to learn the basic of the beginning of their lives becoming from her


Any coherent parent will leave her near any kid.... that is why Ricky and Becky nephews do not go too often to visit that house...

I imagine even 1st graders speak better English than her.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

She couldn't physically keep up with being a teacher, especially for kids that little. She can't stand or walk. I'm friends with a 4th grade teacher who has two 'runners' in her class... a few weeks ago, she had to chase a kid outside and across a street before she managed to catch him. If Al was that kids teacher, he'd have ended up a red spot on the sidewalk.

 

[the real heisenberg]

Lmao, there is no way she would last as a teacher, even a 1st grade one. Being a teacher isn't just about liking kids. You have to be good at behaviour management, planning engaging lessons... She can't even create an interesting YouTube video!!

Do kids not make fun of fat people anymore? If Hamber was a teacher at my old school we would have roasted her until she left the class crying.

Shake shake shake... big earthquake!
Better start runnin', Hambeast's comin'

 

[InTheMorning]

She couldn't physically keep up with being a teacher, especially for kids that little. She can't stand or walk. I'm friends with a 4th grade teacher who has two 'runners' in her class... a few weeks ago, she had to chase a kid outside and across a street before she managed to catch him. If Al was that kids teacher, he'd have ended up a red spot on the sidewalk.

Too many "Mommy, my teacher smells bad" comments would be relayed to the principal, even if she could magically get certified to teach.

She wouldn't make the trek to the classroom from the car, anyway, let alone be on her feet all day.

 

[Damaged Goods]

She couldn't physically keep up with being a teacher, especially for kids that little. She can't stand or walk. I'm friends with a 4th grade teacher who has two 'runners' in her class... a few weeks ago, she had to chase a kid outside and across a street before she managed to catch him. If Al was that kids teacher, he'd have ended up a red spot on the sidewalk.

And even with a class full of meek and perfectly behaved children, she couldn't adequately perform her job let alone act swiftly in an emergency situation. She's probably a fire hazard herself at this point. It's hilarious that she thinks she could manage a classroom the same way she interacts with her pets: seating comfortably and moving nothing but one of her grotesquely fat hands clutching a laser pointer.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Lmao, there is no way she would last as a teacher, even a 1st grade one. Being a teacher isn't just about liking kids. You have to be good at behaviour management, planning engaging lessons... She can't even create an interesting YouTube video!!

That’s not even to mention dealing with haydurrrrs in the form of parents and administrators and having to get your lazy ass out of bed at the ass crack of dawn. This is a moot point though because she’d actually have to go to school so, I think the youth is safe from this wildebeest.

 

[Mauve Olive]

Even if she wasn't almost 600lbs, she still couldn't hack being a teacher. Her personality and attitude is all wrong. I'm not sure how it is in the USA but in the UK you're really closely monitored in your first year after you're qualified (a senior teacher watches your lessons and gives you formal or informal feedback). She wouldn't be able to deal with someone else telling her what she did wrong. She also wouldn't be able to deal with parent opinions or complaints. There's just absolutely no way she'd even get through the first week of training, lmao

 

[MissyMissy]

lol didn't amber say somewhere that she wanted to marry becky? Like on an instagram Q & A? Not that I believed her though. I still remember how happy she was to turn down Becky's joke proposal.

 

[mekalekahi]

The only thing she does not remember, or better she does not comment is that in one of the muckbangs she did with Becky she was clearly saying she will never separate from Eric and Ricky and for her wasn't an option to move out from that house

we will see soon a video of her saying that finally is leaving Kentucky because of any lie that makes her look good...

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If she does move we are going to get 30 videos of her sitting on the couch while Becky and some hillbilly come move stuff in. A will keep saying "we" are packing and moving stuff while she sits. She filmed a cheeto mukbang while destiny packed the house during one of her moves. Somthing tells me Becky doesnt want to live completly alone with her.

 

[C3PBRO]

Whelp there's only one thing to do.

Edit the wrecking ball music video so miley is swinging around on amber.

Then wait for amber to see it and either love it or chimp out about it.

Get to it talented kiwis!

Your wish is my command.

 

[angela_mariac]

If she does move we are going to get 30 videos of her sitting on the couch while Becky and some hillbilly come move stuff in. A will keep saying "we" are packing and moving stuff while she sits. She filmed a cheeto mukbang while destiny packed the house during one of her moves. Somthing tells me Becky doesnt want to live completly alone with her.

in fact she said it in a video I leave you the link below and the exact minute where becky stats she do not want to move out from there and HAMBER try to start a fight for it.... check minute 12:00 onwards on there becky admits that she is affraid to move out from that house with HAMBER

THE TRUTH ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP

Snapchat: raritycat Personal Instagram: raritycat Weight Loss Instagram: curvycaloriess Twitter: https://twitter.com/mustbepearls Business Email: amberlynnre...

youtu.be

For becky Eric and Ricky are like her oldest brothers and protect her they are her family unlike hamber is for her... in somehow if you see on the videos even Becky eats the food from Eric and Ricky and not the one that HAMBER prepares...

 

[Xenomorph]

The only thing she does not remember, or better she does not comment is that in one of the muckbangs she did with Becky she was clearly saying she will never separate from Eric and Ricky and for her wasn't an option to move out from that house

we will see soon a video of her saying that finally is leaving Kentucky because of any lie that makes her look good...

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Bullshit like Necky would leave.. Eric would have a fit because now the bills are increased to have Ricky pay for it all . That means less shitty drag merch for Eric to buy

 

[angela_mariac]

Bullshit like Necky would leave.. Eric would have a fit because now the bills are increased to have Ricky pay for it all . That means less shitty drag merch for Eric to buy

I just hope for the breakdown day and for the video of Ricky Eric and Becky spilling the real tea about the nightmare that is living whit the muckbang monster

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I could see her being a lunch lady if she could scoop mashed potatoes sitting down.

 

[Soda Sink]

I could see her being a lunch lady if she could scoop mashed potatoes sitting down.

I honestly don't think she could be around food without eating it all.

 

[PerkChop]

And even with a class full of meek and perfectly behaved children, she couldn't adequately perform her job let alone act swiftly in an emergency situation. She's probably a fire hazard herself at this point. It's hilarious that she thinks she could manage a classroom the same way she interacts with her pets: seating comfortably and moving nothing but one of her grotesquely fat hands clutching a laser pointer.

She doesn't for a second believe she could handle a classroom full of kids... She just threw teacher out as an answer because she figures it sounds good.

Nevermind the actual job itself, she'd never make the effort to go to school to become a teacher in the first place.

 

[manic dainty gorl]

She just said first grade teacher because she was thinking about being able to color and play with stickers all day. I think she really meant she just wants to BE a first grader.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

I think she really meant she just wants to BE a first grader.

Mission Accomplished.

 

[angela_mariac]

I could see her being a lunch lady if she could scoop mashed potatoes sitting down.

The problem of this is that if she is the lunch lady, the food is on risk to be eaten by her before the kids arrive for lunch...

i can imagine videos of her on this role saying that the binge-monster attacker at mid-morning and oops i leave the kids without lunch AGAIN..

speaking of which i wonder how many times Eric and Ricky will have been victims of her binge attacks at midnight... i imagine they keep their food inside of their room so don't take the risk of wake up without nothing any morning... ( now thinking well.. the sugar doughnuts that she ate once a full bag she mentioned first were from Eric and then says that she saw them and bought them to eat them hmmm