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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Chris, the only way that you'll even start to approximate Rainbow Dash's speed abilities is if someone walks by 14 BC shouting 'FREE McDONALDS'
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You must mean the vapor trails with which his right thumb will make to Twitter, with a vague & face-blindy description of the kindly passerby, in the hopes of assimilating one of his spedly PAs to abandon their present activities, accost the passerby, & deliver the bounty straight to his triple-bullfrog maw-gullet.

Cause yeah.. that'd bring a side out of him that no one would ever dare challenge by the age-old battle cry "One! Two! Three! Four! I DECLARE A THUMB WAR!!" 👍👍👍

duff101 said:
Probably just some loser lying about finding it to try to get in the DMs tbh
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I think you're probably spot on, but a few weeks into absorbing all the data in this subforum (in realtime), I learned the hard way that if I say aloud or type such reflexive assumptions, Jacob Sockness-Monsters suddenly materialize.

Ergo, if I immediately accept all of his public-platform orbiters as human horrorshows &/or dickriding net-speds, then I can't get mule-kicked in the ovaries anymore when I realize the world really does contain creatures like that.. ☠
 
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I knew Jackass before the egging. The first video I saw was throwing ham/salami at the same building where he egged at.
I didn't bother sharing it because there's a chance that it didn't took place in 14 Brancland
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
I think you're probably spot on, but a few weeks into absorbing all the data in this subforum (in realtime), I learned the hard way that if I say aloud or type such reflexive assumptions, Jacob Sockness-Monsters suddenly materialize.

Ergo, if I immediately accept all of his public-platform orbiters as human horrorshows &/or dickriding net-speds, then I can't get mule-kicked in the ovaries anymore when I realize the world really does contain creatures like that.. ☠
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Good point! I didn't even realize how much this one looks and sounds like Sockness except instead of being a disgusting fatass pretend wizard who fakes lust for Chris, he's a disgusting fatass NEET who fakes hatred for Chris.

They're both just trollshielding imo. Especially this one.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Look ma, I r on da Tvs.

He tries to lick imaginary vagina and rubs his man-tits. How long until he troons out?
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Jesus Christ. Imagine having your adult child living at home, regularly screaming like that in his bedroom while you're 20' away in the livingroom. Or worse, trying to sleep cause it's 3am (this guy doesn't have a job), I'd kill him. lol
johnny5150 said:
he threw stuff at chris chan's house before.

he must have something against chris, his youtube channel is filled with autistic videos talking about chris.

Dillion's youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCRmbQL4OYPXAcda0_9iTTZg/videos
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According to the dox he lives in Texas. And that shed looks too clean and the yard looks a bit too well kept up. And you see a brick building at the beginning of the vid.

The tard is roleplaying. Why? I donno.

Edit: dox confirmed. Same colored bricks.
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Pony Horn said:
Jesus Christ. Imagine having your adult child living at home, regularly screaming like that in his bedroom while you're 20' away in the livingroom. Or worse, trying to sleep cause it's 3am (this guy doesn't have a job), I'd kill him. lol
According to the dox he lives in Texas. And that shed looks too clean and the yard looks a bit too well kept up. And you see a brick building at the beginning of the vid.

The tard is roleplaying. Why? I donno.

Edit: dox confirmed. Same colored bricks.
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What a fucking sped. Is this a new avant-garde way of w€€Ning?
 
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zedkissed60 said:
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Dillon M Johnson
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307 Mesa Court
Glenn Heights TX 75154
DOB December 24, 1993 (age 25)

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https://www.facebook.com/tammyjohnson04 (http://archive.li/mVER5)
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i've been watching this sped for a few months now. joined chris-chan's PS4 community a short while back because i was curious, and this dude has been all over it being both an a-log and a w e e n. i'd be in the middle of a game and see him loading the community wall with message after message, desperately trying to get chris' attention while posting his shitty memes.

he also has a gaming channel where you can hear him repeat filthy frank memes ad nauseam: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJgjHbj2ER2hHOGpfdzS24A
 
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