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...are we collectively & relatively certain that Boogie has never impregnated anything? 👶🍈

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Cedric_Eff said:
Chris is still at the MLP season 14 thing again.
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How the animation production works
  1. Pitch and writing
  2. Storyboard
  3. Animatic, voices and sounds
  4. Details and polishing
What Chris thinks how it works
  1. Imagination = chronicling*
  2. Voice acting = body possession**
  3. Full animation = camera shooting
* Chris thinks that every plot in his favourite shows is a piece of history in C-197
**Tara strong was possessed by twilight sparkle herself

If he knows everything in his world, then he should tell the spoilers in a month advance. I'll be glad if #982 isn't sonichu
 
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Tikbalang said:
How the animation production works
  1. Pitch and writing
  2. Storyboard
  3. Animatic, voices and sounds
  4. Details and polishing
What Chris thinks how it works
  1. Imagination = chronicling*
  2. Voice acting = body possession**
  3. Full animation = camera shooting
* Chris thinks that every plot in his favourite shows is a piece of history in C-197
**Tara strong was possessed by twilight sparkle herself

If he knows everything in his world, then he should tell the spoilers in a month advance. I'll be glad if #982 isn't sonichu
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Is that why we’re never getting the comics? Because Magi-Chan is a lazy fuck and doesn’t want to possess Chris?
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
Chris is still at the MLP season 14 thing again.
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"Regardless, we the community for #MLPFiM need to, no, Must, follow this Royal Request from our Deities, by relay and CPU of Request of myself. . ."
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Wow. Fucking. . .Wow.

I don't give a shit about My Little Pony, but Chris point blank declaring that we are obligated to obey a supposedly "divine" order passed down from himself and other make believe pony gods makes me want to watch the damn thing specifically because he said to boycott it. I probably still wont cause honestly I dont care THAT much, but I have to wonder how he might react if/when this movie gets a high viewership. I wont definitely say that I think this could lead to another Blarms level freakout from him, but I truly think this has the potential to.

He seems to REALLY be bothered about this whole new MLP series that's being made, so it's going to be interesting to see how he'll react when his "divine will" is ignored, when the creators of the show DON'T make however many more seasons and instead move on to the new show. Granted its possible that when he watches it (cause we all know he will no matter how much he might declare that he wont) he'll love it, declare that things are actually all ok, and adjust his delusions accordingly. But then again he might not like it. He might get madder. He might start trying to deface the new movie like he did the Blarms one. He might get himself into even bigger trouble than the last time this shit happened. For his own sake, I hope that the former happens so that at the very least nothing else is added to the inevitable, impending doom that will fall upon him on the day the consequences for every other stupid decision he'd made come to call. I fear that on that day, not even the Autism Card will be able to save him.
 
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Count Olaf said:
Wow. Fucking. . .Wow.

I don't give a shit about My Little Pony, but Chris point blank declaring that we are obligated to obey a supposedly "divine" order passed down from himself and other make believe pony gods makes me want to watch the damn thing specifically because he said to boycott it. I probably still wont cause honestly I dont care THAT much, but I have to wonder how he might react if/when this movie gets a high viewership. I wont definitely say that I think this could lead to another Blarms level freakout from him, but I truly think this has the potential to.

He seems to REALLY be bothered about this whole new MLP series that's being made, so it's going to be interesting to see how he'll react when his "divine will" is ignored, when the creators of the show DON'T make however many more seasons and instead move on to the new show. Granted its possible that when he watches it (cause we all know he will no matter how much he might declare that he wont) he'll love it, declare that things are actually all ok, and adjust his delusions accordingly. But then again he might not like it. He might get madder. He might start trying to deface the new movie like he did the Blarms one. He might get himself into even bigger trouble than the last time this shit happened. For his own sake, I hope that the former happens so that at the very least nothing else is added to the inevitable, impending doom that will fall upon him on the day the consequences for every other stupid decision he'd made come to call. I fear that on that day, not even the Autism Card will be able to save him.
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He wasn't like this with Sonic Boom.

Unlike MLPG5, Chris didn't realize it was just an offshoot of Sega's mascot. Similar to how they portray Genesis Sonic and Green Eyed Sonic as separate characters.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
Chris is still at the MLP season 14 thing again.
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"Typically, I am not one to bad mouth about that which has no hatred content within it."
First off, hatred content is now my favorite CWCism. Second, that's a huge lie and everyone knows it. So if I'm understanding him correctly, he wants people to boycott the MLP special because it's made by a different media company? Is this just his autistic opposition to change or am I not getting something?
 
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Now, watch the views for 'Rainbow Road Trip' soar, as soon as the trolls and the weens read what Chris has to say about it.

But then again he might not like it. He might get madder. He might start trying to deface the new movie like he did the Blarms one. He might get himself into even bigger trouble than the last time this shit happened.
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Unlikely. Read the rest of his inane screed and you'll see that he believes that the Alicorning of the Mane Six has already taken place in 'his' Equestria. He's prepared his parachute this time. When the next version of MLP ignores his ramblings, he'll just go 'eh, I know that's not true' and then shit himself and do nothing.
 
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