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[AnOminous]

How the fuck is this even legal? Do all medical standards just fall out the window when it comes to appeasing trannies?

There aren't any standards and these quacks don't even share methods so there isn't a standard way of doing it. They just make up some shit and start hacking.

 

[cassette man]

Now you're equipped with both. Go forth, and complete human existence.

I did snigger at this but FYI urethral hookup technology is still very much a work in progress. What I’m going to say doesn’t apply to this particular FTM since they still kept their front hole, but the chances of being able to come from the meat sausague are still dicey. Pissing is usually guranteed unless the surgeon magnificently effs up, but for the most part not every girl will manage to squirt from her new equipment.

 

[remiem]

It's most likely a lie (like a form of a fucked up dick measuring contest) but that bullet point was something I found really amusing.

...Huh?

Perhaps I'm underestimating the ability of this girl's detachable elast-o-dong, but I'm pretty sure directly under the scrotum is a pretty hard spot to wrap your penis into unless it forms a perfect C shape when she uses her Air Jordan pumps to give herself an erection. You'd be better off trying to lick your own neck.

...Staring into this thing is like looking at a Francis Bacon painting. You see something that looks vaguely like a thing you can recognize, but there's too much inhuman distortion to make it anything but unnerving instead of identifiable.

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They mean that as long as it's not inflated they are able to stick their flesh noodle in their own vagina. If you look on the blog further down they have a gif showing it "flaccid" and it basically acts like one of these;

There's a reason they hold it in almost every photo. Not unlike a pseudo vagina in the lmao that's not realistic, the fake dick does not have the internal structure of an actual penis and thus is literally a noodle of flesh stitched to their pelvis that remains at a constant size.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

...Huh?

Perhaps I'm underestimating the ability of this girl's detachable elast-o-dong, but I'm pretty sure directly under the scrotum is a pretty hard spot to wrap your penis into unless it forms a perfect C shape when she uses her Air Jordan pumps to give herself an erection. You'd be better off trying to lick your own neck.

...Staring into this thing is like looking at a Francis Bacon painting. You see something that looks vaguely like a thing you can recognize, but there's too much inhuman distortion to make it anything but unnerving instead of identifiable.
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cis guys can fuck themselves in the ass, I don't see why trannies couldn't fuck their neo vaginas.

Spoiler

They mean that as long as it's not inflated they are able to stick their flesh noodle in their own vagina. If you look on the blog further down they have a gif showing it "flaccid" and it basically acts like one of these;

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There's a reason they hold it in almost every photo. Not unlike a pseudo vagina in the lmao that's not realistic, the fake dick does not have the internal structure of an actual penis and thus is literally a noodle of flesh stitched to their pelvis that remains at a constant size.

FTM trannies can get boners.

Can a transgender man (FtM) get a boner? And can they ejaculate? - Quora

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

how the fuck do they get their cocks to be soft enough to bend back but at the same time hard enough to penetrate the asshole
what the hell man

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There's even a subreddit for it.

r/selffuck

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[Sinner's Sandwich]

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LOL the first post is a warning not to try it while having a boner. I don't think it's healthy to bend ur penis like that all the time

But this this seems like a good technique for troons since no sane person wants to fuck them & their dicks are shriveled & flaccid thanks to hrt. *cough* Ana Valens *cough*

 

[Punitive Castration]

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As a not-dicked-person I'm just going to assume everyone who says this isn't possible has a tiny pocket penis.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

First. '
Enbytex's 18+ nonbinary phalloplasty'



Ladies and gentlekiwis. It's not a male penis. Nope.

My brain is going doubt. This reads like a fetish text. It reads like a fan-fiction sex scene. Like incredibly specific details of what gets the writer's rocks off. The height difference shouldn't matter that much given they're supposedly horizontal. A MTF whose post-op putting on a fake dick for sex every time? A MTF who is a 'bottom' and is therefore once again in the typically female role? That seems like it'd trigger dysphoria if you ask me. The prostate having an opening to excrete fluid into a pseudo vagina, yeahhhhh that doesn't seem like it should be happening, that would entail there being a hole somewhere in the 'flesh tube' that a pseudo vagina is, that shouldn't be there. Also the whole 'Since there is no hole in the tip of my penis for flora entry, it is low risk to top bareback anal with her.' If you don't have a hole in the tip of your penis how do you piss? Where is the urethral hole? If it's not anywhere that would be exposed to bacteria, something somewhere got very fucked up.

Guys guys being trans is wonderful! look at how wonderful and fulfilling my sex life is you guys! My life is perfect and yours will be too!! Perfect!!!11!1111

The 'wife' is fat and his/her pseudo vagina is as expected, they have a post that's just a picture of his/her praising it's growth. Like yeah obviously he/she has breasts not because of estrogen but because they're fat. At least they're living their nasty delusion together.

Their penis photos are the if you squint at a distance, sure it maybe looks like a dick. Close up, brah nah. All wrong. A dildo might look like a dick too but it isn't actually one.

Also. Spoiler for picture, be warned.

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Troonerfucker that is STUBBLE

Me @ these posts +1

THEY PEE OUT OF THE VAGINAL AREA THEY STILL HAVE.

When they refer to being a bottom they mean they are using their vagina still.

Dickgirl anime is not a life goal oh my god some doctor did this and it was considered ok

Does it have to shave its penis? How bad would it hurt if it accidentally got cut? That stubble makes me want to ask a million questions.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

Does it have to shave its penis? How bad would it hurt if it accidentally got cut? That stubble makes me want to ask a million questions.

Gross but probably the best one I've ever seen, I hate to say.

 

[LU 010]

Dear sweet baby jesus, that blog is fucking insane . I thought this image was photoshopped or something but the more I stared, the more the horror dawned on me.

Spoiler: NSFW

Front hole sex postop phalloplasty

How I weighed keeping my V Okay, I get it’s not for everyone. I also understand that for some trans folks, it might be more convenient if I didn’t talk about it going no-vaginectomy. We…

myphallodiary.home.blog

Spoiler: NSFL BUTCHERED VAGINA

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Nigger what the actual god damn shit-sucking fuck. This is some god damn advanced body horror shit.

..wait, they left her clitoris behind the balls with her vagina? "Good" phalloplasty includes nerve hookups involving the clit and the tube of forearm skin so they can actually have some sexual feeling in their fake dick. But her clit is just fucking chilling there behind her fake ballsack like some eldritch version of peek-a-boo. Can she even feel that hairy stuffed sausage sewed onto her gunt at all?

 

[0 0]

As a not-dicked-person I'm just going to assume everyone who says this isn't possible has a tiny pocket penis.

Or they're growers. Keep in mind that the perineum for a male is also larger than for a female, so there's also more distance to cover.

Also keep in mind that most mentally sound people aren't inclined to shove any phallic item into their rectum for the sake of doing it, so a majority of people also haven't tried this and would think the idea of it is absurd at worst and laughable at best.

 

[Angriest Bird]

I looked through IKEA cunt's blog and yeesh, all this looks so... unnatural? Still better than a stink ditch but those balls might haunt me.

Spoiler: NSFW

There's even a gif that shows how... bendy... the flesh tube is.

Spoiler: a gif of this person pissing while the flesh tube wiggles uselessly

 

[0 0]

I looked through IKEA cunt's blog and yeesh, all this looks so... unnatural? Still better than a stink ditch but those balls might haunt me.

Spoiler: NSFW

There's even a gif that shows how... bendy... the flesh tube is.

Spoiler: a gif of this person pissing while the flesh tube wiggles uselessly

It's like a walking science experiment. A failed one, to be more specific.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

True and honest men.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I looked through IKEA cunt's blog and yeesh, all this looks so... unnatural? Still better than a stink ditch but those balls might haunt me.

Spoiler: NSFW

There's even a gif that shows how... bendy... the flesh tube is.

Spoiler: a gif of this person pissing while the flesh tube wiggles uselessly

From these angles you can see how unnatural & weird the frankendick actually is.

I thought it looked kinda ok in the first pictures but nope not anymore.

Also note how pale it is.

 

[Otis Boi]

From these angles you can see how unnatural & weird the frankendick actually is.

I thought it looked kinda ok in the first pictures but nope not anymore.

Also note how pale it is.

What really kills me is the Head. It looks so uncanny it kind of looks like it going to fall off just from how off center it looks. It also looks like it was molded in clay by a 5 year old.At least she is with another troon.

 

[GrungyLawnChlorinate]

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Speed Racer got fat and trooned out. I did not expect that.

I looked through IKEA cunt's blog and yeesh, all this looks so... unnatural? Still better than a stink ditch but those balls might haunt me.

Spoiler: NSFW

There's even a gif that shows how... bendy... the flesh tube is.

Spoiler: a gif of this person pissing while the flesh tube wiggles uselessly

Looking at that gives me a sinking feeling in my belly. I have rarely been more horrified. Uncanny Phalley? Those balls don't look like balls, and that penis is literally nauseating.

 

[sperginity]

Nigger what the actual god damn shit-sucking fuck. This is some god damn advanced body horror shit.

..wait, they left her clitoris behind the balls with her vagina? "Good" phalloplasty includes nerve hookups involving the clit and the tube of forearm skin so they can actually have some sexual feeling in their fake dick. But her clit is just fucking chilling there behind her fake ballsack like some eldritch version of peek-a-boo. Can she even feel that hairy stuffed sausage sewed onto her gunt at all?

That is exactly what I was thinking. It probably has very little sensation and none of it is sexual. It is a "penis" without any sexually reactive nerves, no urethra, no ability to shrink or grow, and hair growing horizontally out of the entire length. Would this surgeon make a dick on someone's shoulder? chest? knee? If you're going to totally divorce what you're making from the natural form of the human body then where is the line?

Speed Racer got fat and trooned out. I did not expect that.

Looking at that gives me a sinking feeling in my belly. I have rarely been more horrified. Uncanny Phalley? Those balls don't look like balls, and that penis is literally nauseating.

surgery ages along with the rest of the body, too. I really doubt this appendage is going to age well. I know it is kinda gay to say "do you want that when your 60" about tattoos because everyone kinda looks like shit when they get older, but this type of thing will bring a host of medical problems in addition to looking weird.

 

[LU 010]

That is exactly what I was thinking. It probably has very little sensation and none of it is sexual. It is a "penis" without any sexually reactive nerves, no urethra, no ability to shrink or grow, and hair growing horizontally out of the entire length. Would this surgeon make a dick on someone's shoulder? chest? knee? If you're going to totally divorce what you're making from the natural form of the human body then where is the line?

I know they make MTFs get some number of lasik rounds before they make a stink ditch, do they not do the same for FTMs? Why would you not do fucking lasik on this abortion of a fake dick?

 

[Punitive Castration]

I know they make MTFs get some number of lasik rounds before they make a stink ditch, do they not do the same for FTMs? Why would you not do fucking lasik on this abortion of a fake dick?

When you're already turning yourself into an abomination, why not make yourself prickly for her pleasure?