Eugene Drizzledick
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 12, 2019
Phil's night consists of his biggest tip from a minimum wage employee, and collecting quarters from 2 autistic retards (MrPapavera and Bigboydumper) desperate for anyone to respond to them.
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Phil's night consists of his biggest tip from a minimum wage employee, and collecting quarters from 2 autistic exceptional individuals (MrPapavera and Bigboydumper) desperate for anyone to respond to them.
Then he tipped another $50 just to see Phil dab. Inb4 this becomes another tut.PHEW. Jimmy John's #8 employee cheered $115 worth of bits, so now the night is a success!
If that's all it takes, may I suggest avoiding the Yaniv thread and the Rat King subforum.View attachment 784580
I declare my faith in humanity officially lost. It's at a point of no return y'all.
Then he tipped another $50 just to see Phil dab. Inb4 this becomes another tut.
DSP is like a magnet for exceptional people with trust funds.
This guy sounds like someone whose rich parents made him get a job for the summer.Oh yeah, he's a winner:
[2019-06-04 02:40:41 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: I like the gift I just don’t need an $11,000 watch dspShot dspShot
[2019-06-04 02:41:28 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Lol @egg_gangster
[2019-06-04 02:43:41 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Well I don’t think she’d like me selling the watch and cashing out @darksydephil so it’d be either honest and don’t have a Rolex at all, do nothing and have a Rolex, or lie and have $11k cash lol
[2019-06-04 02:45:44 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Thanks for the advice folks
[2019-06-04 02:46:32 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: She got the Rolex cuz she got herself one when my step dad divorced her lol
[2019-06-04 02:46:51 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Mid life crisis
[2019-06-04 03:03:39 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: !8ball should I go take a pull off rum from my moms liquor cabinet
[2019-06-04 03:11:30 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: How many bits do I have to cheer to get a cool emblem
[2019-06-04 03:11:48 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Bugged bed mechanics dspShock dspShock
[2019-06-04 03:12:40 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: If I cheer 11,000 bits which emblem will I get by my name
[2019-06-04 03:13:09 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: I didn’t know villagers could do that
[2019-06-04 03:14:26 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: I really like the naming villagers idea @darksydephil
[2019-06-04 03:14:30 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: I’d donate for that
[2019-06-04 03:15:37 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Cheer10000 Cheer1000 Cheer500 sounds good
[2019-06-04 03:17:08 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Welcome <3
[2019-06-04 03:17:47 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: When do I get my cool icon lol
[2019-06-04 03:17:52 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Oh there we go
This guy sounds like someone whose rich parents made him get a job for the summer.
He won't last.
So, if I'm reading this correctly, this kid is getting pity money from two divorcing parents and throwing it at Phil? Where the fuck do these people come from?Oh yeah, he's a winner:
[2019-06-04 02:40:41 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: I like the gift I just don’t need an $11,000 watch dspShot dspShot
[2019-06-04 02:41:28 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Lol @egg_gangster
[2019-06-04 02:43:41 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Well I don’t think she’d like me selling the watch and cashing out @darksydephil so it’d be either honest and don’t have a Rolex at all, do nothing and have a Rolex, or lie and have $11k cash lol
[2019-06-04 02:45:44 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Thanks for the advice folks
[2019-06-04 02:46:32 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: She got the Rolex cuz she got herself one when my step dad divorced her lol
[2019-06-04 02:46:51 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Mid life crisis
[2019-06-04 03:03:39 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: !8ball should I go take a pull off rum from my moms liquor cabinet
[2019-06-04 03:11:30 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: How many bits do I have to cheer to get a cool emblem
[2019-06-04 03:11:48 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Bugged bed mechanics dspShock dspShock
[2019-06-04 03:12:40 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: If I cheer 11,000 bits which emblem will I get by my name
[2019-06-04 03:13:09 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: I didn’t know villagers could do that
[2019-06-04 03:14:26 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: I really like the naming villagers idea @darksydephil
[2019-06-04 03:14:30 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: I’d donate for that
[2019-06-04 03:15:37 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Cheer10000 Cheer1000 Cheer500 sounds good
[2019-06-04 03:17:08 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Welcome <3
[2019-06-04 03:17:47 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: When do I get my cool icon lol
[2019-06-04 03:17:52 UTC] nihilistic_goldfish: Oh there we go
It appears to me that Phil is getting more into the habit of blatantly ignoring tips. Tonight, someone by the name dante_inferno_55 alleged to have tipped $10 twice, but neither donation was read out or added to the leader board. Phil addressed a number of questions relating to John Rambo and Howard earlier in the stream, seeing it as an opportunity to retcon the narrative to make him look more favorable. dante_inferno_55 ended up getting banned from stream chat for being a nuisance.
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Dumb thought here. DSP got extremely lucky that those donations came in because if they didn't he might of raged at the "Kat working at Kohls" theory. I'm calling where she works a theory for now not to throw doubt but because I want to hear DSP admit it. He gave us to some major rewrites to his friendship with Rambo and had some exceptional donations tonight so it kinda worked out, but man did dig himself into Minecraft when Kohls was brought up....
Think it might be from this post onward: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kat-speculation.46010/page-51#post-4786284hey now, did i miss something interesting on his swinecraft stream? people brought up kat working at kohls? anyone have a time stamp?
It appears to me that Phil is getting more into the habit of blatantly ignoring tips. Tonight, someone by the name dante_inferno_55 alleged to have tipped $10 twice, but neither donation was read out or added to the leader board. Phil addressed a number of questions relating to John Rambo and Howard earlier in the stream, seeing it as an opportunity to retcon the narrative to make him look more favorable. dante_inferno_55 ended up getting banned from stream chat for being a nuisance.
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It appears to me that Phil is getting more into the habit of blatantly ignoring tips. Tonight, someone by the name dante_inferno_55 alleged to have tipped $10 twice, but neither donation was read out or added to the leader board. Phil addressed a number of questions relating to John Rambo and Howard earlier in the stream, seeing it as an opportunity to retcon the narrative to make him look more favorable. dante_inferno_55 ended up getting banned from stream chat for being a nuisance.
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