Snowflake Christine Milneaux - Munchie who came here to sperg [PM sneasel if you wanna do a proper OP on this tard]

[Recoil]

stuff

Refrain (or don't, shit's fucked regardless) from making any statements to christine that afford her an opportunity to think about herself IN TERMS OF HER PRETEND ILLNESSES. All her thoughts must be directed outward, for once in her life, if she is to ever attain a semblance of recovery. (in my opinion)

Seriously, she could find a nice fit with some Ren faire fags. All sorts go to those and they would be happy to feed into her delusion about being transtemporal or whatever faggotry. It may get her off this chronic illness munchie kick.

Christine is 3 things. She is shallow. She is lazy. She is a coward. Our frustration (and indirectly, our attention) is directed at these because they're such simple flaws, so easy to fix given a bit of time and soul energy.
Christine can't do that, tho - Christine is a big believer in the Sunk Cost Fallacy. She's already thrown so much time and energy down a Victorian waif-shaped hole that she can't imagine cutting and running this late in the game. Just a little more, just one more double down, then it'll all come out in the wash... She lives her 'life' like this. Along the way she fucks and fucks over whomever she pleases. She doesn't have the RAM in her brain to empathize with others because she's using it all to project her delusion.

It's literally, "Attempting to launch "empathy 1.0".... Insufficient Memory. Launching "GRATIFICATION 5.46.2" instead."

Remember, empathy and long term planning are functions of a higher intellect. Christine doesn't possess the intelligence or the personal wherewithal to go that route. She opts for the fugue state of high grade weed instead. It's easy to forget, in that fog.
When you forget, you have to start over.
Christine likes to start over. Those higher functions will never get much use because such simple maladaptive loops have proven capable of offering her a life that can satisfy her basic needs without challenging her lazy ass.

The tragedy of Christine is that she's too lazy to be anything but the most basic of bitches but operates under the delusion that her absence would be any sort of loss to the world at large. Christine? You have to be able to offer something to the world if you want your decay to be a tragedy. Right now it's a comedy, because you can't step up.

 

[roblox gay nazi sex club]

doxx her already so we can find out she doesnt have anything at all

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I go out on the weekends to Ren Faires and shopping around the city with my husband.

Holy fuck me in the ass, did this deranged Little Nell wannabe (the one in the book, not the actress who played Columbia in The Rocky Horror Picture Show) seriously just admit that she is only actually debilitated by her "debilitating" "illness" when it's convenient for her? Like, on weekdays?

 

[roblox gay nazi sex club]

she only mentioned starting the faires because someone mentioned it earlier in the thread. likelihood is she doesnt actually go because she's a lazy lying cunt who changes her story every 2 minutes lmao

 

[Recoil]

potential avatar?
EDIT - oh, wait, it'd have to be Baroness Munchausen

Given her proclivities for the pseudo-aristocratic leanings of the gay 90's, the name is fitting.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

I have only one request: if you do get a Skype call with JanJan, please record & upload it.

 

[Toasty]

I, for one, am totally romanticizing this airhead coming down with a painful terminal illness. People in the Midwestern United States still get plague every now and then, but it's treatable. Oh, and LA of course.
But anyway I picked up the Yellow Wallpaper again, I've always loved it, but I never realized how many low key suicide references Ms Perkins-Gilman tossed in, even before her protagonist started to get really nutty.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I go out on the weekends to Ren Faires and shopping around the city with my husband. I've a fairly active social life on discord, but no friends irl outside of my family, husband, and a few internet friends who occasionally come to visit.

That’s a lot of words to say “I’m a loser.”

Cheer up! You’ll have LOTS of friends soon. As soon as you start your grand SICKY BEAUTIFUL DYING GIRL INFLUENCER social media life, we’re going to attach your real name and location to it, as well as that nice photo of those horrible, self-centered, manipulative things you said in DM. Everyone will know just what kind of a person you are. You’ll have all kinds of new best friends.

Btw I DO love that she thinks she’s a public figure because she has all of 300 people reading a thread off and on. Christ, if my insta only had 300 followers, I’d fucking delete it. What a waste of time.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

doxx her already so we can find out she doesnt have anything at all

I agree why are we not doxing her yet?

 

[AbraCadaver]

I agree why are we not doxing her yet?

To make her squirm? Or watch and see if she’s frantically trying to delete things off her social media, knowing we’ve already capped the good stuff beforehand?

Both are fun.

It is pretty great that her idea for all this was “I’LL PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE, IT’S THE INTERNET, NO ONE WILL EVER FIND OUT WHO I AM.”

Bitch we fuckin identified a man in south america via restaurant placemat. Never forget ice cream bowls.

 

[Late Night Munchies]

To make her squirm? Or watch and see if she’s frantically trying to delete things off her social media, knowing we’ve already capped the good stuff beforehand?

Both are fun.

It is pretty great that her idea for all this was “I’LL PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE, IT’S THE INTERNET, NO ONE WILL EVER FIND OUT WHO I AM.”

Bitch we fuckin identified a man in south america via restaurant placemat. Never forget ice cream bowls.

She already deleted her Facebook.

I’m personally not doxxing her because.. isn’t that illegal?

 

[AbraCadaver]

She already deleted her Facebook.

I’m personally not doxxing her because.. isn’t that illegal?

Can't be

she’s a public figure, mate

 

[ADHD]

She already deleted her Facebook.

I’m personally not doxxing her because.. isn’t that illegal?

It's completely legal and a common practice on this site. Dox away.

 

[Toasty]

I mean, she wanted our attention, shouldn't we give her what she wanted? She wanted a thread, I say any other cow who leaves their dox laying around gets it put in the op. She wanted to have a thread bad enough to start one, and then think it was a stepping stone to munchie stardom, excuse me, being a "chronic illness influencer" whatever the fuck that means. I think the full experience is her due. Unless it's being held off for a time where it will be more amusing for all involved.
Edit: punctuation lessons needed.

 

[Recoil]

She already deleted her Facebook.

She deleted her FB, eh?

Christine? That was a good first step. You don't need a FB. You need to get right with yourself. Keep going. Destroy it all and refocus your energy on being the best version of You that's humanly possible. Start each day with a walk instead of email and mentions.

 

[Toohottotrot]

so you look up to cp social media peeps become one yourself with a victorian twist

 

[Christine Milneaux]

so you look up to cp social media peeps become one yourself with a victorian twist

#cripplesteampunk? Clockwork AFOs? I haven't worn braces since I was 15, at least, so it's too late for that. But clockwork AFOs would have been gorgeous if I'd had them at 15. Honestly, I just want to give younger me a hug and a corset!

 

[Toohottotrot]

you do understand you can buy AFOs off the internet

 

[Recoil]

#cripplesteampunk? Clockwork AFOs? I haven't worn braces since I was 15, at least, so it's too late for that. But clockwork AFOs would have been gorgeous if I'd had them at 15. Honestly, I just want to give younger me a hug and a corset!

Stop struggling to keep the facade up. It's so empty at this point and we can see you struggling with the weight of all that bullshit.

Just DFE and spend a good year working on improving yourself. There's a reason why monks and aspirants take a vow of silence. It forces them to listen.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Bitch we fuckin identified a man in south america via restaurant placemat. Never forget ice cream bowls.

Ahhh the dog fucker ice cream parlor saga, and the many dog fuckers that were doxed in the hunt.

Truly the stuff of legends.

And then in walks this little nothing thinking she's going to make a name for herself here.