@Holden, you have now pissed me off with the implication that I work a shitty minimum wage job for a shitty fast-food joint.
Wrong, motherfucker! I work a shitty NEAR-minimum-wage job for one of the finest 5 star resorts east of the Mississippi! And my new home state recently elected a new governor who was going to raise the minimum wage to at least $10. But even so, I'm going to transfer to a better paid department. That is to say that while my job does suck, I do it with pride because while all the new guys who recently came are already bitching about wanting to leave because it's hard work and the hours are long. I've been doing this shit for the past year and a half now without complaining and I learned that I'm an awesome motherfucker in the process. That and I don't want to go back on the

ever again. I now have the tools to be a better man.
By the way, how's your mom?