Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

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  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
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TheGreatCitracett said:
Fuck Ed Sheeran.

Bet he didn't drop $600 on his hit single.

Which is only popular because Taylor didn't shaft him, by the way.

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His ego is breathtakingly huge. He genuinely believes his song is amazing and better than everything else. It's baffling.

I've been around people who make a living through various art forms all my life, and every single one of them is never 100% happy with what they create, and they always worry that their work isn't good enough - even when it's making them good money. That inner critic is what keeps you learning and striving to improve. But not Russ. Hell no. Everything he farts out is gold, and if you don't agree you're just a hater that's angry he sued Taylor Swift.

What do you have to smoke to genuinely believe your hobo-looking ass is worthy of a supermodel level girlfriend, or that every song you write should be a global hit that brings you fame, fortune, and Taylor Swift's pussy? Moebius syndrome must be a pretty awesome disability if it means everything you do is perfect, and you're never wrong (even when you incorrectly spell the disability you've lived with your whole life).

Kinda off the song topic, but watching Russ's #metoo video, I didn't realise his magical criticism-deflecting disability meant he couldn't blink. It's really uncomfortable to watch. He can move his jaw, but he can't close his eyes. I thought it just affected his mouth. I guess that means he sleeps with his eyes open, too? :cryblood:
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
His ego is breathtakingly huge. He genuinely believes his song is amazing and better than everything else. It's baffling.

I've been around people who make a living through various art forms all my life, and every single one of them is never 100% happy with what they create, and they always worry that their work isn't good enough - even when it's making them good money. That inner critic is what keeps you learning and striving to improve. But not Russ. Hell no. Everything he farts out is gold, and if you don't agree you're just a hater that's angry he sued Taylor Swift.

What do you have to smoke to genuinely believe your hobo-looking ass is worthy of a supermodel level girlfriend, or that every song you write should be a global hit that brings you fame, fortune, and Taylor Swift's pussy? Moebius syndrome must be a pretty awesome disability if it means everything you do is perfect, and you're never wrong (even when you incorrectly spell the disability you've lived with your whole life).

Kinda off the song topic, but watching Russ's #metoo video, I didn't realise his magical criticism-deflecting disability meant he couldn't blink. It's really uncomfortable to watch. He can move his jaw, but he can't close his eyes. I thought it just affected his mouth. I guess that means he sleeps with his eyes open, too? :cryblood:
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Wait, he can't blink? Jesus christ how are his eyeballs not shriveled raisins then? Unless he's basically just constantly weeping?
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
I guess that means he sleeps with his eyes open, too? :cryblood:
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He uses a sleep mask.

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cogsworth said:
Wait, he can't blink? Jesus christ how are his eyeballs not shriveled raisins then? Unless he's basically just constantly weeping?
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I don't know. I want to be wrong. I hadn't watched the video before, but I swear he doesn't blink in it. I hope it was just a half asleep nightmare and he does blink really, and I'm an idiot.

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He uses a sleep mask.

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That would make sense. I know this is veering awfully off-topic now, but I guess they used eye masks when he was a kid too?
 
If I recall correctly, certain branches of VIIth cranial nerve are responsible for initiating the motor movement necessary for blinking. The VIIth nerve (facial nerve) is one he has paralyzed, along with the VIth. The VIth nerve (abducens) is responsible for lateral eye movement, which is why he has no peripheral vision, as he can't move his left eye to the left, or right eye to the right. The Katyfish video courtesy of xyrichard is a good example of his limited blinking.
 
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pozilei said:
Is there a post that has a collection of all the different Russhole videos over the years? If not then we really need one.
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Hold my beer. (If I missed any pm the links and I'll add them)

Our heroes origin:

His super "inspirational" America's Got Talent act:

Him showing his mad piano skill (aka mangling Charlie Brown music):

The Dingus Dance: Thanks to @RodDangerous! I had to link this one because I don't have a facebook

The #me too video (for completion and my own OCD):

His first video to Katy Perry was on mixtapemoe so it may be gone.

Best Greer video ever
 

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Deadpool said:
Have you seen the Katy Perry crying video yet? That one is my fucking favorite.
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That one is great. When he figured out he'd been had, he just dropped it without further comment, correctly, for once, concluding he'd be hammered for falling for an obvious troll.
 
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Would he try to do a DMCA, or is it so clearly fair use that even he wouldn't bother?
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Russ doesn't understand fair use, or any other legal concept.

I would say the work in question is transformative but I'm not a paralegal who has lost so many lawsuits that he has to add fingers to his hand so he can still count them.
 
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According to this site, Moebius Syndrome sufferers may have difficulty making eye contact, and their eyes may not look in the same direction (strabismus). Additionally, the eyelids may not close completely when blinking or sleeping, which can result in dry or irritated eyes.

Also: Other features of Moebius syndrome can include bone abnormalities in the hands and feet, weak muscle tone (hypotonia), and hearing loss. Affected children often experience delayed development of motor skills (such as crawling and walking), although most eventually acquire these skills.

Some research studies have suggested that children with Moebius syndrome are more likely than unaffected children to have characteristics of autism spectrum disorders, which are a group of conditions characterized by impaired communication and social interaction.
Moebius syndrome may also be associated with a somewhat increased risk of intellectual disability(...)

Yeah, describes Russ to a T. I think he sleeps with his eyes half closed, if thats the case. Also lol at ''hearing loss'', that explains a lot about his judgement in music.
 
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This video retrospective warms my loins heart. What a journey our magical star buddy has been on. I hope it never ends, I hope it just keeps getting dumber.

On that note, who is Russ gonna sue next? I think it'll be a minor wildcard, and he'll try and sue Mitt for real, instead of just pretend he isn't so mad about getting a form letter and not a sloppy blowjob from Anne the attention he feels is owed to him.

Dark Horse candidate: Robbie Johnson when he inevitably and hilariously turns on the song.
 
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There are a couple other minor Russ videos such as the "mocha....latte" Starbucks one, the one with his class presentation where he does the worm, an ancient college days one where he rocks out to metal (potato filmed), and I'm sure a couple others I am forgetting
 
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There are a couple other minor Russ videos such as the "mocha....latte" Starbucks one, the one with his class presentation where he does the worm, an ancient college days one where he rocks out to metal (potato filmed), and I'm sure a couple others I am forgetting
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I haven’t been able to find the mocha latte!
 
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Keep in mind my 600 dollar budget OH AND my Face is paralyzed!
Cue plighttags

Love it, he knows his shit isn't good enough by itself, he's got to prop himself up on his poor me crutch
 
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