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Man dark said something in the pre stream he’s said multiple times, but for me it really highlights is mental maturity. He was crying about how rough his life is and how hard he works and said “I don’t get to go out and do fun things in my days off” well welcome to being an adult dave, plenty of people don’t go do fun stuff every weekend. Life sadly isn’t about doing fun stuff everyday you’re away from the office
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
Man dark said something in the pre stream he’s said multiple times, but for me it really highlights is mental maturity. He was crying about how rough his life is and how hard he works and said “I don’t get to go out and do fun things in my days off” well welcome to being an adult dave, plenty of people don’t go do fun stuff every weekend. Life sadly isn’t about doing fun stuff everyday you’re away from the office
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He plays video games for a living, and he could easily cut back his hours significantly and still live a very comfortable life.

The only thing preventing Phil from doing fun things is his paranoia, largely caused by him being a giant piece of shit to everyone.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
Man dark said something in the pre stream he’s said multiple times, but for me it really highlights is mental maturity. He was crying about how rough his life is and how hard he works and said “I don’t get to go out and do fun things in my days off” well welcome to being an adult dave, plenty of people don’t go do fun stuff every weekend. Life sadly isn’t about doing fun stuff everyday you’re away from the office
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Also, the things he finds fun are the same things every sixth-grade boy enjoys. Video games, wrasslin', eating shit food and looking at tits.

None of those things are bad, but adults also enjoy things like hobbies, or making their homes or lives better, or exercise, or friends. Phil doesn't like anything someone in the throes of arrested development wouldn't like.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOink said:
Man dark said something in the pre stream he’s said multiple times, but for me it really highlights is mental maturity. He was crying about how rough his life is and how hard he works and said “I don’t get to go out and do fun things in my days off” well welcome to being an adult dave, plenty of people don’t go do fun stuff every weekend. Life sadly isn’t about doing fun stuff everyday you’re away from the office
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Another lie that doesnt work on any slightly normal adult.

People with real jobs don't have some well of energy that lays untapped until 5:01 PM. There is no magic behind it other than not eating dinner and going straight to bed after work. The dealership isn't going to call and schedule you to not waste your worthless life.

You make time. You do the things you want to do after work. If you have a passion, you milk every free second you have before you go back to the office, and more than likely work hungover or exhausted a day or two every week.

Its not your subs fault you've wasted the life you keep assuring up we're jealous of.

Honestly, FGC Phil should have known that. It was the closest he seemed to have to a passion.
 
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Wing Zero said:
Considering the dumbfuck thinks he could easily get a top-level office job at Boeing, no, he can't easily get a job, cause he'll never accept any position that he's ACTUALLY qualified for.
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I'm guessing he never looked at the type of jobs Boeing is offering in Renton. He's not commuting cause of his back, and then he'd need a second car. I don't see anything entry level that would realistically be in Phil's grasp. Almost everything is a physical labor job that would require experience, if not certification. Electricians, plumbers, mechanics, or qualified business professionals, I don't see it happening. I think Phil might be talking out his ass.
$318 so far goddamn.
 
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i love how transparent it was this time around

"gimme money to pay for my hulu, retards"
"ok"

like can someone line me up the names of the turbocucks? does twitch let you pm? i wanna just send them a mass message like: "give me money for weed, faggot. heres my paypal" and see exactly how easy phil's job is.
 
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Would it make any difference to Twitch if Phil upon re-joining the streaming fold or perhaps more precisely after his second strike/suspension, that he'd went blubbing to his special upper echelon behind the scenes advisor and after My Life Story reiteration N° 412 he made a play on some kind of "you can't kick me off the platform cuz I'm disabled and/or mentally ill" bid? Is there any history out there that this kind of gambit would wash with Twitch? They seem so sketchy and random in how they let some things slide and hand out bans for arguably less than the shit Phil himself has pulled. Those super secret hidden health issues he's hinted at are obviously for his own benefit afterall.. for use-of as and when appropriate.

My train of thought simply runs along the lines of figuring he'd hardly be beyond a whinging self-entitled rambling email (or ten) informing them they're gunna make him homeless if they don't offer an ahnest and mentally/physically incapable real gamer some kind of protection under their wing. He's supposedly some kind of Twitch guinea pig (snort?) but I'm not sure where that info even came from or if there's any truth to it.
 
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They seem so sketchy and random in how they let some things slide and hand out bans for arguably less than the shit Phil himself has pulled.
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Do they, though? I think there's more risk assessment than you might think. Phil says comparatively tame shit compared to "controversial" statements like "there are only two genders" and, more importantly, the people who'd otherwise raise a stink don't give a fuck about him. Combine that with the fact that, as seen today, Phil can be counted on to bring in profit on a semi-reliable basis, and what reason do they really have to ban him? No one is threatening a boycott over DSP, and he makes them money. Until Twitch gets more dangerhairs working for them to make it an internal matter nothing is going to happen to him unless his behavior becomes much worse.
 
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niggers said:
like can someone line me up the names of the turbocucks? does twitch let you pm? i wanna just send them a mass message like: "give me money for weed, faggot. heres my paypal" and see exactly how easy phil's job is.
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You can whisper people on Twitch, but the problem with donations is that you can use whatever name you want when you make the donation, so there's no guarantee the donor name is gonna match a Twitch account, and if they choose to remain anonymous then you're kinda fucked on figuring out who actually donated.
 
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Sorry, out of the loop with Twitch streaming, but I'm assuming all of his tips just have the payment processor cut of 2.9% + ~$0.29. Has there been any point where Twitch tells him to chill out with demanding tips for help over cheering and subs? I know they'll never ban him because he brings in nice residual income for them, but the constant tips / gift cards begging is kicking them out of a big cut.

I saw a video last week about a twitch thot getting a 3 day ban for holding her pool stream hostage if the sub goal wasn't hit. I guess the only difference is Phil just whines more than cutting his stream early.
 
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Eugene Drizzledick said:
I think Phil could get a job quite easily. Keeping it is another story.
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What makes you think that? On what ground wound you hire a 37 year old man, who can't lift anything and has absolutely no working experience or social skills? And that's if we fully ignore the option his possible boss takes a moment to Google his name, because you know Dave will brag about his 10 year legacy.

EDIT: He said he will get a job in 10 years, so 47 year old guy. I mean, just no.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
What makes you think that? On what ground wound you hire a 37 year old man, who can't lift anything and has absolutely no working experience or social skills? And that's if we fully ignore the option his possible boss takes a moment to Google his name, because you know Dave will brag about his 10 year legacy.
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Yeah I mean someone could see degree and CI work and he could get an interview, but that's it.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
What makes you think that? On what ground wound you hire a 37 year old man, who can't lift anything and has absolutely no working experience or social skills? And that's if we fully ignore the option his possible boss takes a moment to Google his name, because you know Dave will brag about his 10 year legacy.

EDIT: He said he will get a job in 10 years, so 47 year old guy. I mean, just no.
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Get a job at 47 with a 20 year gap in his CV. Absolutely nuts.
 
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