Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Whatthefuck]

Seriously, guys, fess up. Who is the w.een? We won't be mad, just share your fruits. Please tell me it's not some FB or Reddit fag.

 

[Barbarella]

The Katy wcen that did it and admitted it was banned. We have a rule about that sort of thing, so be careful.

 

[The Un-Clit]

The Katy wcen that did it and admitted it was banned. We have a rule about that sort of thing, so be careful.

Admittedly that guy was banned for serial wiening, it was after the Katy Perry's assistant trolling (that was actually pretty successful as it gave us that wonderful video of Russ breaking down and crying in the most hideous way imaginable) had ended and when he started to try a new trolling angle and talked about it here after a couple of warnings.

Wien dosent really apply to xyrichard anyhow imo, a wien is one who tries way to hard and continually fails to get a cow's attention, like calling Chris Chan's house every day and screaming JUULAY!!!!! Richard was a troll, and a successful one. He just couldn't keep his shit to himself or to private group conversations.

 

[Cilleystring]

Gotta give xyrichard credit, the part where Katy's assistant invited the wheelchair kid to dinner with them was fricken gold. One of my favourite Russ moments

 

[Rod Dangerous]

While it’s possible that someone is trolling or catfishing him, it’s also possible that Russ’ ideas of “a major public figure,” “help” and “determination” are comically misconstrued. It’s all too vague, and the only evidence that it’s likely a female figure comes in the form of his use of emojis. For now, I’m considering all of this to be nothing more than a Mad Libs-style allusion to something that will ultimately wind up being trivial. For instance, Russ might consider an Instathot with 32 thousand followers to be a major public figure, the simple response to a direct message related to his plights as help, and the fact that he had to message 30 accounts last night to receive the response he was looking for as determination paying off.

I do, however, hope I’m wrong.

 

[drain]

I'm almost sure it is just a ween and all, but sometimes I think maybe Russ is just straight up lying, you know? Like, he keeps throwing around all these ''wow some famous/major/talented musician/publisher/whatever will help me, cant say names tho'' vaguebooking in the hopes it will give more credibility to his claims. Like he did with his unexistent therapist. ''She said im not crazy, so stop saying im crazy''

 

[AgateCameo]

I wonder if he's taking his latest victim to the Olive Garden too.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I wonder if he's taking his latest victim to the Olive Garden too.

This sounds like it’s going to be a lot of fun get the mustard stains off your baggy old man suit, Russ! Time to pitch some woo!

Damn I’m torn: i want them to be for his wonderful new celebrity friend, but I also really want them to be for his therapist.

 

[skellig58]

I wonder if he's taking his latest victim to the Olive Garden too.

x infinity. God help you pretty girl (?). God help you.

 

[golden_gate_jumper]

I wonder if he's taking his latest victim to the Olive Garden too.

At least they're real flowers this time. Not that they'll have a higher success rate.
I'm dying for details, Rusty. Please share and care soon.

 

[drain]

I wonder if he's taking his latest victim to the Olive Garden too.

Even his digital pics looks dirty

 

[Barbarella]

So is this “major public figure” who is helping him the same person he’s buying flowers for? Lots of heart emoji and the word love with both.

Which public figure can get away with saying they are in SLC to get the flowers?

Can’t wait to find out what’s up!
(Aside from that.)

 

[Chungus]

At least they're real flowers this time. Not that they'll have a higher success rate.
I'm dying for details, Rusty. Please share and care soon.

Hopefully he tries to deliver them in that blue plastic water pitcher.

 

[RussianParasite]

At least they're real flowers this time. Not that they'll have a higher success rate.
I'm dying for details, Rusty. Please share and care soon.

So is this “major public figure” who is helping him the same person he’s buying flowers for? Lots of heart emoji and the word love with both.

Which public figure can get away with saying they are in SLC to get the flowers?

Can’t wait to find out what’s up!
(Aside from that.)

It actually is Taylor Swift. She is there to apologize and go on a date with Russ to make up for her mean mean agents. Kiwi Farms BTFO.

Seriously though I can't wait to see what is up. Another catfish? His "cute" therapist? I am on the edge of my seat!

 

[ProgKing of the North]

He's probably bringing flowers to his therapist and the poor lady is gonna be super creeped out

 

[Banh Xeo]

Nice vase Russ. Hope she wears the red dress.

 

[ZeeMarin]

Marie Osmond?

 

[DrJonesHat]

If it's for his therapist, he's really stepped in it, because therapists can't accept gifts from patients at all, and in this case, she'll have to terminate the relationship because psych professionals are very careful to not even appear to have an inappropriate relationship with their clients. The REEEEEEing will be visible from Barnard's star.

 

[gobbogobb]

if it is the therapist the best part about it is he'll be referred to a mail therapist and we'll get to see the nuclear meltdown

 

[Whatthefuck]

if it is the therapist the best part about it is he'll be referred to a mail therapist and we'll get to see the nuclear meltdown

Oh, God can you imagine if it is that poor therapist? She probably would have said something along the lines of Sure, I’ll help you get through all of this. Rusty would take that and run the Boston Marathon with it. Oh, that poor woman. As amusing as it would be for us, I sincerely hope that’s not the case.