FB 1/8 - Chris hates Sega for forcing him to attack somebody

[Cubanodun]

Considering Chris views this crusade against the blue-armed Sonic to be a kind of "war", that line makes me think Chris sees himself as being forced into battle by Sega. It's like he was drafted for the war. If they didn't change Sonic's arms, then he wouldn't have been called upon to fight. Then he wouldn't have had to go to Vietnam and subsequently forced to engage the enemy to ensure his personal safety. He was forced into a situation where he opened himself up for "attack" and, surprise surprise, someone told him to stop fighting the invisible war.

It's a snowball in Chris' mind, and the entity that first pushed it down the hill is Sega. He's just an innocent, autistic victim caught in its path.

war.... war makes men mad

 

[EI 903]

Sonic's methods have become... unsound. Someone is going to have to send Sonichu up the river soon to take care of the problem.

 

[Henry Bemis]

So, kinda like the trial before, does Chris expect not only to get off scot-free, but to also be handed the title of SEGA President of Everything Forever?

 

[Very Honest Content]

They had to get that 1000 back somehow with interest all these years later CWC. That's more money than whatever half of 360 is.

 

[Tookie]

If he's stupid enough to argue self-defense in court, the judge may very well slap him with a harsher sentence.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Part of me doesn't think Chris actually believes that Sega made him violent on purpose. He's realizing that he can't get away with an apology and let bygones be bygones, so he's going to blame someone else. Then again, this guy thought a dean at his college, a game store owner, and an old friend that rejected him were part of a grand conspiracy to make him miserable.

He can fuss all he wants but the "Blue Arms defense" won't become the new "Twinkie defense", thankfully.

 

[Male Idiot]

If he's stupid enough to argue self-defense in court, the judge may very well slap him with a harsher sentence.

I think that if a judge hears Chris preach to them about his life and does NOT realise Chris is mentally unsound, than that judge needs to get another job.
Chris is just plain nuts at this point, which should be obvious to non-trolls too.

 

[Holdek]

Fuckin' personal responsibility, how do they work?

 

[Gensdupays]

I can only imagine the stuff he's going to explain to his lawyer...Chris probably wants Mr. Sega himself to be peppersprayed for all the stuff he made him do.

 

[Holdek]

Someone once said 'If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it'.

This is the event that disproves them.

If someone repeats a lie often enough, the liar often will believe it too. The only question for me is at what point after these incidents Chris starts believing his own bullshit.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This sort of reminds me of that scene in the Simpsons (back when it was good) where Homer adds "Econo-Save" to "the list" because his fat body couldn't be supported by a cheap Econo-Save stool.

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Seriously though, has Chris ever accepted any real responsibility for his actions?

 

[Holdek]

Sonic's methods have become... unsound. Someone is going to have to send Sonichu up the river soon to take care of the problem.

"The 'tism... The 'tism..."

 

[Linako 2.0]

God Dammit Chris, enough of the Blue arms already.
the game is not canon, is a flop and will be forgotten in a few years.
Why must your autism persist?
One thing I did notice.
they didn't change Amy's arms, has he pointed that out yet?

 

[swim126]

If someone repeats a lie often enough, the liar often will believe it too. The only question for me is at what point Chris starts believing his own bullshit.

The root of everything that Chris has ever done, pre- and post-trolling, is that he believes his own bullshit almost immediately.

 

[Holdek]

He can fuss all he wants but the "Blue Arms defense" won't become the new "Twinkie defense", thankfully.

But maybe "If the arms don't fit, you must acquit?"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, sounds like Chris is feeling rather blue

 

[namazuros]

I wish Chris would stick to threatening his toys instead of real people.

 

[Cubanodun]

I wish Chris would stick to threatening his toys instead of real people.
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yeah he looks so threatening with RAINBOW POWER!

 

[AnOminous]

Fuckin' personal responsibility, how do they work?

Fuckin' autists, how do they work (they don't).
And I don't wanna talk to no psychiatrists
They muthafuckas lyin and gettin me pissed.

 

[DavidFerrie]

I wonder how many people who saw this news-clip twenty-odd years ago suspected that the cute little boy in it would end up committing felony assaults over Sonic?

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