Carlos Maza / @gaywonk versus Steven Blake Crowder / @scrowder (#VoxAdpocalypse) - Twitter war between a Canadian in nationality and a Canadian in behavior

[Jaimas]

I already posted this in the Gazi thread, but may as well post it here too

Aw, man, I almost feel bad. Don't get me wrong, Gazi's a gigantic prick, but if you bore beneath the bullshit it dawns on you that his crazy horse-shit stems from him legitimately once being hurt very badly IRL, making him the tragic perpetuator of an ongoing cycle.

Losing a source of mockable content is always a loss, too.

ADDENDUM: Why am I not suprised that it's been 2 days and we already have pictures of Carlos Maza's penis?

 

[Phanto]

Anyone checked 8chan recently? I mean I think there joking. I hope so. But knowing them

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Let the games begin.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Crowder, like most Republicans, has a very boring, missionary sex life. I don’t think he’s in the closet or a gay pedophile like Carlos Maza.

It was mostly a thirstpost; i could see him being into dudes, but i agree that he's too boring missionary to have actually done it. carlos maza has aids, tho, probably.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I wonder if any Hollywood celebrities bashed Maza yet.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

I already posted this in the Gazi thread, but may as well post it here too

Based Black Hitler spilling the TEA and calling out (((Carlos)))

 

[Dante Alighieri]

What I don't get is why can't the Vox Union fags just.. go start their own company? It's not like there's anything overwhelmingly difficult in getting some woke funding, building a website, coming up with a name, registering everything, opening a Youtube channel and releasing videos.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

What I don't get is why can't the Vox Union fags just.. go start their own company? It's not like there's anything overwhelmingly difficult in getting some woke funding, building a website, coming up with a name, registering everything, opening a Youtube channel and releasing videos.

obviously because that would require work.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

obviously because that would require work.

Well yeah, but if they have problems with management and not getting paid enough why don't they just become the new management and start the company they want?

Is that even a thought that just one person had for a fraction of a second? Or are they really NPCs and can't even imagine doing something that isn't subvert and take over?

 

[Null]

What I don't get is why can't the Vox Union fags just.. go start their own company? It's not like there's anything overwhelmingly difficult in getting some woke funding, building a website, coming up with a name, registering everything, opening a Youtube channel and releasing videos.

they falsely assume that corporations have unlimited capital.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Lol, sure, Trump will save the internet right after he finishes the wall and drains the swamp.

Did I say otherwise? That's my exact point, but thanks for pointing it out again?

 

[Jaimas]

What I don't get is why can't the Vox Union fags just.. go start their own company? It's not like there's anything overwhelmingly difficult in getting some woke funding, building a website, coming up with a name, registering everything, opening a Youtube channel and releasing videos.

Because they're stupid communists and this also appeals to their desire to fuck over everyone they don't like.

they falsely assume that corporations have unlimited capital.

This is also true. As was shown previously when multiple other progressive outlets unionized and immediately ate layoffs.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

In due time, the Carlos Maza saga will serve as an object lesson on how not to act on the internet when someone insults you.

Wondering why Carlos hasn't been getting ratios as of late.

 

[Libtard-Wrecking Krogoth]

and can't even imagine doing something that isn't subvert and take over?

Because they're stupid communists and this also appeals to their desire to fuck over everyone they don't like.

funny thing is that there's a 200 page section of a book about strategy, dealing with activists attempting to subvert various organizations variously inspired by marx, engels, and various anarchists for 150 years (but of course that's just all coincidental that it shows up in the modern woke capital corporations).

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

In due time, the Carlos Maza saga will serve as an object lesson on how not to act on the internet when someone insults you.

Wondering why Carlos hasn't been getting ratios as of late.

I really hope, but I'm not entirely sold on that. One side is selling a story, the other side is selling another story much harder. You hope truth comes through in the end, but that's not always the case. The media is really dogpilling on Crowder. This is from googling "crowder carlos maza"

 

[Rip_In_Pepperino]

He's been described in the past as "Brian Stelter meets NowThis meets SJW" (a).

The article just said "Brian Stelter meets NowThis" and doesn't even use the term "SJW"; also...

Spoiler: Autisdick Speculation

Maybe the perspective messed me up a bit, but it looks like his penis is about 5.5" non-bone-pressed, maybe a little shorter because of the camera, so it's well in the average range (almost surely more than 5" bone-pressed, depending on how much the camera angle affected its apparent length), and it appears to be of average girth (about 4.8").

This is assuming his hands are the same size as mine, with the distance from the tip of his thumb to the crook equal to 2.5"; my hands are a bit longer than typical for my height (5'10"), though. Yes I am obsessed about this kind of stuff, and yes I am bisexual; sometimes I wish I could pull off Maza's voice, but I can't sssound ssso sssibilant.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

"Autisdick Speculation"
Maybe the perspective messed me up a bit, but it looks like his penis is about 5.5" non-bone-pressed, maybe a little shorter because of the camera, so it's well in the average range (almost surely more than 5" bone-pressed, depending on how much the camera angle affected its apparent length), and it appears to be of average girth (about 4.8").

This is assuming his hands are the same size as mine, with the distance from the tip of his thumb to the crook equal to 2.5"; my hands are a bit longer than typical for my height (5'10"), though. Yes I am obsessed about this kind of stuff, and yes I am bisexual; sometimes I wish I could pull off Maza's voice, but I can't sssound ssso sssibilant.

No

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

It's happening...

Carlos Maza - Encyclopedia Dramatica

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[mindlessobserver]

It's happening...

Carlos Maza - Encyclopedia Dramatica

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I archived that for you. You are welcome.

Carlos Maza - Encyclopedia Dramatica

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[NJFuentes6000]

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[soft kitty]

Fantastic OP. This guy was begging for a thread, I'm glad someone finally made it!

This guy is a real piece of work. He represents everything that's wrong with the left-wing media establishment. A Crybully if there ever was one.

At the risk of getting 'mad at the internet' ratings, I hope this guy gets his ass kicked one day or at least has a milkshake thrown at him.