DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Son of Big Boss]

Part of me is kind of hoping that he keeps making videos up until the end so we can witness the final moments of panic and desperation as the money dries up.

A vlog where he tardrages after realizing his channel is done would be golden.

 

[A Witty Name]

It's like Adamska said, Phil is definitely going to go out kicking and screaming. We could be in for some serious lulz in the future.

 

[LordDarkrai]

In the if case, one game I would actually watch him play before he's done for is Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. I would love to see him found out that he can't grind all the way through, trying to beat the fiends, and going through the dungeons. I already know he hates Atlus due to Demon Souls. Might be quite amusing to watch.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Speaking of Souls... i'm playing Dark Souls II with a Battle Mage build (Sword+Shield+Sorcery and Pyro) right now, and fuck me for saying this...

But how in hell did Phil fuck up so badly? This game is not really that hard. Most bosses you can just circle around them to avoid all attacks.

All you need to play this game is pattern recognition.

 

[Rio]

I watched the this is how you don't play halo 2 (or well, skimmed through it) and it looked like he never actually beat the game. The game froze in the middle of the Tartarus fight and he assumed that that meant that he'd beaten the game or something, despite Tartarus still running around, no end cutscene and no credits. What was up with that? Did he later go back to finish the game? Or did he just kinda... leave it at that?

 

[José Mourinho]

Apparently his streams have been DDOS'd... again. I don't know how streaming works, but he could not afford a VPN protection and another of his reason is that VPN would cause the stream to lag.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Apparently his streams have been DDOS'd... again.

Is that really happening? I'm honestly not sure I buy that, especially if he's using a dynamic DNS from his ISP or something. Seems like a lot of effort to take down a relatively small, insignificant target (but then again, someone's been doing it to our beloved Farms, lol)

 

[Overcast]

In the if case, one game I would actually watch him play before he's done for is Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. I would love to see him found out that he can't grind all the way through, trying to beat the fiends, and going through the dungeons. I already know he hates Atlus due to Demon Souls. Might be quite amusing to watch.

I could easily see him spending a really long time refreshing the move lists every time he wants to fuse a demon with specific moves. Swearing and saying "this is stupid!" over and over until he finally gets the move list he wants. Only for the fusion to fail and he ends up rage quitting.

All unedited of course.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

His Patreon is up and it looks awful. That stupid face picture makes the whole thing look like a parody account.

In case you think it is a parody:

 

[Chaosbandit]

His Patreon is up and it looks awful. That stupid face picture makes the whole thing look like a parody account.

He's STILL going on about being a "former competitive Street Fighter player"?

On the other hand, it looks like he's getting attacked by his own Patrons...

 

[Son of Big Boss]

"Exclusive Q&A Sessions"

Totally worth it!

 

[TheDeaconBosco]

3 guys that make fun of him and one fanboy. How representative of his average viewer audience.

 

[José Mourinho]

......................

Btw, here's a screencap of DSP's Patreon page so far if you're interested:

Spoiler

 

[Kitty Witless]

"The parody account looked too legit so I have to make mine entirely laughable!" Yep, seems like DSP logic.

 

[Blueberry]

That Patreon description is a golden nest egg of lol and e-begging

After losing his job in 2010
Flash forward to 2015

he partnered with Machinima
And inevitably will be fired from Machinima

Pledging to Phil will allow him to defray the cost of his recent move across the country
No, it will defray the cost of buying more vidya,$300 comic book statuettes, and tampons for his girlfriend

it won't always be about "putting out new gameplay videos to pay the bills."
Because due to lack of views he has to increase the amount of videos thus playing video games 23 hours a day

In addition, in exchange Phil will provide premium perks to those who choose to be ongoing Patreons of his work.
Exclusive content of Phil sucking at games

 

[THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS]

Im back guys at least for now i have some entertaining videos for everyone to watch. Kojima World Order finally made an entire compilation of the TIHYDP montages of 2014 and tried to put the best ones in their own video.

This Is How You Dont Play Video Games DSPGaming 2014 1/2

This Is How You Don't Play DSPGaming 2014 Part 2/2 final.

DSPISMS

This Is How You Dont Play Fallout New Vegas(yes he played this game and completely messed it up worse than any new casual ever could.)

DSP Hypocrite Z:EVO/FG Tournaments Saga

And what would not be complete without another noteworthy manga Darksydephil says he is a fan of but then debunks himself in the game.

This Is How You Dont Play Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm.

As for the whole DSP Pay-tree-en deal i laughed like everyone else did. The parody version of the Darksydephil version is actually much more believable and has better quality control than the original. At this point i would dare say we are all attending the funeral of DSP's final career moments because he is trying to use Pay-Tree-En to plug all the holes in his finances bleeding of debt and literally killing his career. There really is no alternative left, Hitbox,Twitchtv, and a few other alternatives are gone except Pay-Tree-En. I would be willing to expect more begging in a few months and his end to be somewhere near may or summer by the way things are looking. Should be fun to see how much he freaks out over this soon.

 

[VenomPlug]

One of DSPatreon "donators" is a Scottish equivalent of CWC (autistic manchild living on welfare and doing vidya 24/7, check his ED page. Dick Warning!)

 

[THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS]

One of DSPatreon "donators" is a Scottish equivalent of CWC (autistic manchild living on welfare and doing vidya 24/7, check his ED page. Dick Warning!)

Wow i just read his ED page and this guy is really not that bright, but i never knew he was an actual fan of Phil's. It will be interesting if Invisible Crane says anything about Phil down the road or just decides not to do anything. I always wanted to see what it was like to see two lolcows from different places interact with each other.

Also Burn(aka Dipshitphil) uploaded DSPGaming's Worst Gaming Trends of 2014. It should be interesting to note there are some really bad contradictory statements he makes that is funny.

 

[Blueberry]

Phil is so fucked lol

 

[VenomPlug]

Wow i just read his ED page and this guy is really not that bright, but i never knew he was an actual fan of Phil's. It will be interesting if Invisible Crane says anything about Phil down the road or just decides not to do anything. I always wanted to see what it was like to see two lolcows from different places interact with each other.

He was defending Phil multiple times in the past. You can see if you scroll thru his...twitter...uh...scratch that, his twitter is billion pages of vidya and fast food. (Yea, he was doing Let's Eats)