TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

As of now, Johnny Ortiz has a quarter of a million views for his KH3 review, Super Eyepatch Wolf has three-quarters of a million views for his FFXV review, and both men are far from alone.

People still like the type of content Spoony used to make. They just watch it from other, better creators nowadays.

For me personally Spoony had a very specific style of over analytical comedy that honestly not many have been able to capture. His rant on the robes in FF13 was a damn fine example of what I mean. He was able to be insightful, funny, overly analytical and able to wrap it all in what felt like geniune passion about what he talked about. While I love Johnny he can't hold a candle to Old School Spoony. Of course now that Spoony has gone full sperg its not like there is a point in comparing them.

Well I'm not surprised at his poor results in meditation. Kinda hard to let go of the self and cultivate detachment when you are so very, very attached to things like hatred for certain political or religious views, and self pity.

Sadly, meditation is likely the only remedy (apart from pain) for such destructive attachments, but they're the same things holding him back from being able to effectively meditate. A self-feeding problem.

Well as you said, Spoony can not let go, ironic for someone so into Star Wars that he can't learn how to meditate and let go of his hate. But, at this point I doubt even meditation could help him. Spoony needs something big to hit him. Like that affect someone has from a near death experience to change their life for the better. Now I'm not saying Spoony should have a near death experience but, something akin to it. Something so monumental in his life that snaps him back into place.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Reminder that Spoony ran a red light, slammed into another car, hospitalized two innocent people, and his only takeaway was "I did nothing wrong!" and went back to calling Trump a doo-doo head.

 

[Truthspeaker]

For me personally Spoony had a very specific style of over analytical comedy that honestly not many have been able to capture. His rant on the robes in FF13 was a damn fine example of what I mean. He was able to be insightful, funny, overly analytical and able to wrap it all in what felt like geniune passion about what he talked about. While I love Johnny he can't hold a candle to Old School Spoony. Of course now that Spoony has gone full sperg its not like there is a point in comparing them.

I do still have a preference for Old Spoony myself as well. I suppose a more complete way of putting it is that pretty much everyone nowadays is a better content creator than Noah Antweiler.

Reminder that Spoony ran a red light, slammed into another car, hospitalized two innocent people, and his only takeaway was "I did nothing wrong!" and went back to calling Trump a doo-doo head.

I don't care what anyone calls that fat, bald rapist. I've called Donald Trump a fat, bald rapist multiple times on this site, including to @Joshua Conner Moon's face.

And sure, former fans of Spoony who get offended by the Fat, Bald Rapist being called a fat, bald rapist would be offended by what Spoony'd be saying about the fat, bald rapist. But they'd care a lot less if Spoony was still making content.

*[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]*

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Reminder that Spoony ran a red light, slammed into another car, hospitalized two innocent people, and his only takeaway was "I did nothing wrong!" and went back to calling Trump a doo-doo head.

How has Spoony not be tossed into the slammer? You think with his history of anger and mental issues this type of shit would happen more often. Maybe thats one benefit of his neethood status.

 

[Truthspeaker]

How has Spoony not be tossed into the slammer? You think with his history of anger and mental issues this type of shit would happen more often. Maybe thats one benefit of his neethood status.

Throwing people in the slammer requires resources, and someone to press charges.

Sure, Noah could choke to death on his own vomit yesterday and nothing of value would be lost, but it's not like there aren't plenty of bigger problems than him free on the streets in even the suburbs of Chicago. He's an unemployed alcoholic without a car.

 

[CrunkLord420]

How is Spoony's website still down, he literally cannot be assed to move a bunch of HTML to a new server. What the fuck. At least redirect it to your stupid twitter account.

 

[RJ MacReady]

An assortment of Twitter bullshit.

Wanting for a game he'll never record or stream:

Denying his social media addiction and indirectly admitting to the religious subtext behind his atheist woes:

Drugs and claiming he won't smoke weed because he'd never break the law:

(Oddly enough, he used to jokingly describe himself as "Neutral Good" in the past and even once explained why which makes this sudden alignment change to paladin-grade morality especially amusing after his fender-bender).

And lastly, giving MarzGurl questionable legal advice while very evidently being utterly terrified of angering her. Note the unironic use of "mansplain":

 

[RumblyTumbly]

You know Noah, if you just went outside once in a while and took a walk around the block, diet better, and get the hell off twitter, I guarantee your life would improve just from those baby steps.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

If they get to it sharpish Marzgurl and Spoony have the potential to create the most pathetic child in existence.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

You know Noah, if you just went outside once in a while and took a walk around the block, diet better, and get the hell off twitter, I guarantee your life would improve just from those baby steps.

You imply he wants it to get better and not hope he still has pity points left to milk whatever fanbase he has left.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"My brother's a cop, and if anyone could spot a junkie... I'd never put him in that position.."
Oh Noah.
I'm 100% positive Miles thinks of you like the "junkie brother" who let his addiction ruin his potential.
He'll just never say it to your face because he's your brother. (Also because Noah's a sensitive little manchild, obviously)

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

"My brother's a cop, and if anyone could spot a junkie... I'd never put him in that position.."
Oh Noah.
I'm 100% positive Miles thinks of you like the "junkie brother" who let his addiction ruin his potential.
He'll just never say it to your face because he's your brother. (Also because Noah's a sensitive little manchild, obviously)

Did he move back in with Miles at anypoint? Im not caught up for shit so I don't know if he even still has his house (or his gf for the matter)

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Did he move back in with Miles at anypoint? Im not caught up for shit so I don't know if he even still has his house (or his gf for the matter)

Mmmno they (Noah and Miles) no longer live together, Noah 'bought' a house the moment he started making a little bit of money (just like another idiot, DSP) and April now has to work two jobs to even maintain it.

 

[UA 674]

An assortment of Twitter bullshit.

Wanting for a game he'll never record or stream:

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Denying his social media addiction and indirectly admitting to the religious subtext behind his atheist woes:

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Drugs and claiming he won't smoke weed because he'd never break the law:

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(Oddly enough, he used to jokingly describe himself as "Neutral Good" in the past and even once explained why which makes this sudden alignment change to paladin-grade morality especially amusing after his fender-bender).

And lastly, giving MarzGurl questionable legal advice while very evidently being utterly terrified of angering her. Note the unironic use of "mansplain":

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Spoony is such a pathetic pussy/cockwhipped slut. Work on your Patreon, you fucking moron.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How is Spoony's website still down, he literally cannot be assed to move a bunch of HTML to a new server. What the fuck. At least redirect it to your stupid twitter account.

Spoony is a lazy idiot who would rather revel in victim points than do anything remotely positive or anything that constitutes as hard work.

Mmmno they (Noah and Miles) no longer live together, Noah 'bought' a house the moment he started making a little bit of money (just like another idiot, DSP) and April now has to work two jobs to even maintain it.

He should've rented an apartment instead.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Mmmno they (Noah and Miles) no longer live together, Noah 'bought' a house the moment he started making a little bit of money (just like another idiot, DSP) and April now has to work two jobs to even maintain it.

This has to be one of the saddest string of words I have ever fucking read. How does he even still have April? Is she insane in the membrane? Like I have never met a woman who would go that far and not be suffering from stockholm syndrome.
Maybe this is all an elaborate ruse and any day now we are gonna get 3 years worth of videos just dumped on us out of nowhere. It's a stupid theory but, its better than the sad realistic alternative.

 

[BlueSpark]

How does he even still have April?

What else is she going to do. She gets to live rent-free in a nice house and presumably spends most of her time at home ignoring Spoony, playing Skyrim and painting dolls.

Is she insane in the membrane?

She seems pretty weird, maybe she is low-key crazy.

 

[Truthspeaker]

An assortment of Twitter bullshit.

Wanting for a game he'll never record or stream:

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Denying his social media addiction and indirectly admitting to the religious subtext behind his atheist woes:

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Drugs and claiming he won't smoke weed because he'd never break the law:

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(Oddly enough, he used to jokingly describe himself as "Neutral Good" in the past and even once explained why which makes this sudden alignment change to paladin-grade morality especially amusing after his fender-bender).

And lastly, giving MarzGurl questionable legal advice while very evidently being utterly terrified of angering her. Note the unironic use of "mansplain":

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Christ, Noah is such a moron.

Medical marijuana has been legal in Illinois since '14, and legal even longer in Arizona. And getting a card is childishly easy. All anyone has to do is tell the doctor they have back pain or PTSD, and it's there's.

Noah would know this if he spent thirty seconds researching on the Internet. It takes more effort to make a trip to the liquor store.

 

[og_eras]

MY MAN WHAT?

I now understand how Spoony keeps on getting these fucking illnesses.
It's on his DNA. His dad died by eyelash.

I'm editing in this part now that no one will read it just to clarify, I did know it was a joke, he made it extremely obvious later on, but he was so unfunny that I wasn't sure. I'm still retarded, but I'm retarded because I thought Spoony was funnier not because I can't understand sarcasm. Different kind of autism.

 

[RJ MacReady]

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MY MAN WHAT?

I now understand how Spoony keeps on getting these fucking illnesses.
It's on his DNA. His dad died by eyelash.

It's a joke.