Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Deadpool]

He's basically a Charlie who thinks he's a Dennis. And every woman on instagram is the waitress.

Without the charm of either.

 

[James Smith]

Where does he get his hooker money?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I don't think he was hiring a hooker. I think he got catfished because he's a moron and believed some woman was willing to go out with him. Then he was sitting at a table, all alone, and the waitress felt sorry for him and tried to make small talk. Then, because he's insane, he thinks he got her perfume on him and that she totally wants him since she was polite (poor girls in the service industry have to deal with these dimwits all the time). Or something along these lines.

Then, because he's an incel creep, he makes these vagueposts making it sound like he fucked someone (which we know he didn't, because he would come right out and post it if he did... or write another pamphlet describing it in horrifying detail again).

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

I don't think he was hiring a hooker. I think he got catfished because he's a moron and believed some woman was willing to go out with him. Then he was sitting at a table, all alone, and the waitress felt sorry for him and tried to make small talk. Then, because he's insane, he thinks he got her perfume on him and that she totally wants him since she was polite (poor girls in the service industry have to deal with these dimwits all the time). Or something along these lines.

Then, because he's an incel creep, he makes these vagueposts making it sound like he fucked someone (which we know he didn't, because he would come right out and post it if he did... or write another pamphlet describing it in horrifying detail again).

Yes, this is a very clever deduction and is consistent with what I believe to be his inability to make up stories whole cloth. I think you are exactly right.

 

[Armitage]

He got catfished, he also changed his post with the flowers, which really is odd for anyone to do, but I do think this shows that he didn't get a hooker, unless a hooker catfished him. But it is interesting that he says he did give someone the flowers, instead of saying getting the flowers for someone, either it's another time where he failed at english, or he did give them and found out afterwards that the feelings weren't mutual perhaps?

And it says he is mournful

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

He got catfished, he also changed his post with the flowers, which really is odd for anyone to do, but I do think this shows that he didn't get a hooker, unless a hooker catfished him. But it is interesting that he says he did give someone the flowers, instead of saying getting the flowers for someone, either it's another time where he failed at english, or he did give them and found out afterwards that the feelings weren't mutual perhaps?

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And it says he is mournful

'Catfished' to Russ is a girl who refused to act like or look exactly how Russ demanded. Very probably, he had some sort of meeting arranged with an unsuspecting female, and when she didn't react to his flowers by falling on her knees and sucking him his penis, he flounced (and gave the flowers to a passer-by who hugged him).

Bets as to whether the intended recipient for the jugged flowers was his new 'cute' therapist? If so, we'll know soon enough when she ditches him from her services and he leaves an angry review. It wouldn't surprise me if that's the reason he called this 'catfished' and not 'robbed' like he would've if it was a hooker he was paying for. Of course the therapist was interested in Russ, she made representations like smiling at him and listening to him when he spoke!

The obliviousness of this guy will never not be hilarious. Every time he posts about meeting a female, it's always followed by him being catfished, robbed or rejected. Yet he keeps posting about them. Amazing.

 

[Bamanda]

The absolute gall of this guy saying someone isn’t good looking

It looks like the daftie found a local hooker on insta, and because he has absolutely no experience with women, he didn’t realise that filters are a thing and very few women look exactly like their pictures in real life.

His go insult is always old isn’t it? He’s fucking 28 himself, does he think that’s young? It really isn’t, especially in the dating world. By his age the majority of us have already had a few relationships, or have settled down. Not old Russ though, he’s an ageing incel who is so unsuccessful with women he can’t afford to pay for a legit hooker.



Sorry, I don’t know wtf I did with the attachment, but it’s in the comments on his flowers picture.

 

[Banh Xeo]

Part of me is hoping this was an actual date, and Russ made a complete ass out of himself to some random woman.

Hopefully said woman googled him and ends up below this post.

 

[James Smith]

Keep in mind this is Russell. His definition of "catfished" might be "didn't want to suck me my penis on the first date."

 

[Armitage]

The absolute gall of this guy saying someone isn’t good looking

It looks like the daftie found a local hooker on insta, and because he has absolutely no experience with women, he didn’t realise that filters are a thing and very few women look exactly like their pictures in real life.

His go insult is always old isn’t it? He’s fucking 28 himself, does he think that’s young? It really isn’t, especially in the dating world. By his age the majority of us have already had a few relationships, or have settled down. Not old Russ though, he’s an ageing incel who is so unsuccessful with women he can’t afford to pay for a legit hooker.



Sorry, I don’t know wtf I did with the attachment, but it’s in the comments on his flowers picture.

Either he had luck on something like tinder, or she was a hooker, most likely the latter, although I'd love for it to be the former and that once he finally gets a date he is angry because she isn't a 9 or 10. But really it sounds like a hooker, because otherwise he'd known the age beforehand I think (don't use dating apps, so I have no idea)

Editing history is also fun, really needed to make sure people know she was old:

 

[drtoboggan]

A Liquid Russell would be hilarious. Someone with a real law degree that gets him his penis sucked on the reg.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

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Either he had luck on something like tinder, or she was a hooker, most likely the latter, although I'd love for it to be the former and that once he finally gets a date he is angry because she isn't a 9 or 10. But really it sounds like a hooker, because otherwise he'd known the age beforehand I think (don't use dating apps, so I have no idea)

Well we know she wasn’t fat at least. Usually that’s his go to insult.

Cheer up, Russ. She could have been a flipping Fattie McPattie.

 

[Coin Ops]

I hope he gave the flowers to her in that cheap plastic tea pitcher.

 

[Cilleystring]

Minor update. Russ changed his emoji on Soren's question from an angry face to a sad face

 

[Army Burger]

Minor update. Russ changed his emoji on Soren's question from an angry face to a sad face View attachment 791648

A person who was not very good looking? Sounds like you would've made a good match for her, Russ!

 

[Coin Ops]

A fun twist would be if there was no catfishing and the lucky lady simply didn't want to go on a second date with a maniac who ranted about his Taylor Swift lawsuits the entire dinner before asking her to pay.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[AbraCadaver]

More like he catfished her by posting a pic of him with his mouth hidden behind the phone...then got furious when she showed up also not looking a lot like her pics.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

I’m kicking myself because I didn’t document this; however…

Over the past several days, he’s followed @eroticserviceproviders and a couple of low-grade escorts and dancers on Instagram. While this is not out of the ordinary for Russ, it does stand out given the timing and the nature of his Facebook posts. Furthermore, several of the profiles, like this one of an older-looking sex worker, caught my eye given his usual thirsting for sorority chicks, professional cheerleaders, bikini baristas, fitness models and Instathots.

He had been following a Salt Lake City-based stripper and a handful of sex therapists/sex workers’ rights-types until this morning. I can no longer locate their profiles, so I’m assuming he either unfollowed them or they had their accounts suspended. Given the tantrum, the former seems much more likely than the latter. Edit: It’s also possible that Russ spammed these women with direct messages and they blocked his ass.

I mentioned in one of my previous posts that Russ is a man of many tells, and tracking who he follows on Instagram in conjunction with what he’s writing about on Facebook is always, in my opinion, worth paying attention to. If you access his Instagram profile via web browser, you can see who it is he’s following chronologically, making it much easier to parse.

 

[Whatthefuck]

A person who was not very good looking? Sounds like you would've made a good match for her, Russ!

It never fails to give me a fantastic lol when he claims his conquests are not very attractive. Son, star buddy, please never change.