Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I think they did confirm that AL can't fit in the shower. It's telling which parts of the story people are willing to defend/refute.. and they made sure to let us know that Eric had candles before AL moved in. They never refuted that she couldn't fit in the shower
Well, she was getting stuck getting in the shower this time last year and that was at least 60 elbees ago. Simple physics tells you there’s no way she’s getting in there now. Further, she can’t stand up for more than a couple of minutes at a time, she’s admitted this. We don’t need their confirmation, we can read between the lines.
 
If the welfare queens I see buying groceries on foodstamps can figure out how to get their acrylic nailed hands on a LV bag, surely Amby can figure it out as well.

They buy knock offs which look exactly the same, and have the same quality, but not the brand name.

Hamber is a kid and wants to show off her new <insert what ever is the cool bike> to the other kids on the block. Even though their bikes are just as good of quality, they lack that fancy name.

I can't really figure out why she'd bring this up now, unless some one one-upped her with like getting a new car in person or some shit.
 
I think they did confirm that AL can't fit in the shower. It's telling which parts of the story people are willing to defend/refute.. and they made sure to let us know that Eric had candles before AL moved in. They never refuted that she couldn't fit in the shower


So every thing being said on the farms basically is being brought up.

Eric has no god damn spine, what are these testerone shots for? I mean what the hell does Hamber have on him that he goes with her narrative? Did he torture and rape puppies or some thing? I can't just comprehend how she has any thing on him.
 
So every thing being said on the farms basically is being brought up.

Eric has no god damn spine, what are these testerone shots for? I mean what the hell does Hamber have on him that he goes with her narrative? Did he torture and rape puppies or some thing? I can't just comprehend how she has any thing on him.
He's a wimpy muppet and she's an abusive behemoth who eats the household's food and won't shut the fuck up. At some point it makes sense to not want to poke the bear and have to listen to her nonstop bullshit. I mean, he does have to live with that thing, he can't just turn off a video like we can.

Or maybe she pays for more than is obvious and she's threatened to stop if he steps out of line. It's funny that she would care about him making her look bad, considering that's what her own channel is based on, but I guess that's narcs for you.
 
So every thing being said on the farms basically is being brought up.

Eric has no god damn spine, what are these testerone shots for? I mean what the hell does Hamber have on him that he goes with her narrative? Did he torture and rape puppies or some thing? I can't just comprehend how she has any thing on him.


I don't think she has anything on him. I can only speak for myself now, but if I lived in the same house as a mentally unstable, 600 pound screeching land whale, I'd do just about anything to keep it happy. It's easier to just go along with it I imagine, especially when the binge monster comes a-knocking.
 
Wouldn't she be making herself an attractive robbery target with a purse like that? It wouldn't exactly be hard, snatch it and walk away at medium speed, she'd never be able to catch up. Easy meth money!
 
I don't know why she's suddenly bringing up LV again, but I do know if she had one it would become the new reason people stare at her if/when she's out in public. People wouldn't stare because they're wondering if she has her own gravitational pull, no no it'd just be jealousy.

“Is that a Louis Vuitton!?”

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Wouldn't she be making herself an attractive robbery target with a purse like that? It wouldn't exactly be hard, snatch it and walk away at medium speed, she'd never be able to catch up. Easy meth money!

woft a plate of orange chicken by her. and when her eyes bug out thats a signal to snatch the bag and....walk away leisurely. Amber can't run and you have at least a 20min window until Necky understands what just happened. Eric would be wondering how to make the robbery about himself....and Rickie wouldn't give a shit. Hell he'd hand it TO you
 
Eh, Thumby's always miserable, what with dead nephews stacked up like kindling and possums always stealing the last bullet from the gun.........
I swear on my non existent nephew’s life that shot gun story was the best material to come out of this era. That’s not because Becks was suicidal, obviously, that’s not funny. It was the unironic look into hillbillies. A possum in the chicken coop, the last shell used to get rid of it so she couldn’t an hero. It’s a classic.
 
See if Hamber was mobile, the appease the bear thing entirely makes more sense. She could still waddle after you to cause hell.

She is as we saw, effectively bed bound. What she gonna do, turn on loud music so no one can sleep? Eric or Rickie could just go turn off the power to her room. I doubt she can actually get out of bed with out help and I rather suspect if they shut off the power, Becky would just go along with it. All she has to do is go to another room and Hamber is easy to ignore.

Though it is likely she in effect, pays him to not cause to many problems.
 
See if Hamber was mobile, the appease the bear thing entirely makes more sense. She could still waddle after you to cause hell.

She is as we saw, effectively bed bound. What she gonna do, turn on loud music so no one can sleep? Eric or Rickie could just go turn off the power to her room. I doubt she can actually get out of bed with out help and I rather suspect if they shut off the power, Becky would just go along with it. All she has to do is go to another room and Hamber is easy to ignore.

Though it is likely she in effect, pays him to not cause to many problems.
I never understood this argument. People don't seek harmony with their housemates out of fear of physical harm or... "turning on loud music so no one can sleep". They do it because conflict is unpleasant. To E&R Amber is their best friend's gorlfriend and they see her as such. They don't see her as an aggressive, raging cunt. Watch how they communicate, it's clear they barely talk to each other and they sure as hell have never had a deep or lengthy conversation. I doubt they're crazy about her but they're forced to live with her for the foreseeable future. They don't need to be threatened into amicability. Physical violence isn't the one and only factor that makes people agreeable, most of the pressure is emotional or psychological.

Plus we're talking about shallow, spineless people with the emotional maturity of teenagers, and they're all using each other. They don't need to be paid off either, the trashy opulence AL brings into the house by way of bills and whatever else Becky needs/wants for around the house is enough for them.
 
She's bringing it up now because people have pointed out that she isn't making as much as she used to. May as well buy an expensive glorified lunchbox before she goes broke eventually.

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She's still lying about rape.
You used the wrong word remember? Memba? MEMBA? We remember, Al. You donning that Harmabe skin, late at night trying your best attempt at illiterate slam poetry to try and squeeze your fat fucking ass through and weasel your way out of people calling for your head. That was how you addressed almost ruining another persons life so you can feel like a wee lil victim. So you backtracked back to whining about your parents when you are just like them a neglectful drug addict.
 
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She's bringing it up now because people have pointed out that she isn't making as much as she used to. May as well buy an expensive glorified lunchbox before she goes broke eventually.

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She's still lying about rape.
Yeah, Amber, we were. We saw the video where you made the accusation, saw the other side, saw you delete the the accusation and backtrack, saw your Harambe slam poem where you implied he was crazy for being trans and pleaded with your audience to understand that you used the wrong word. Genuinely yes, we were all there you dumb fat cunt.
 
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