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[PT 940]

it's a total meem

the truth is that chris kidnapped @The Captain and ate him to death while barb had dry elderly sex with him without his permission while @Null mass debated in the corner and @Marvin smoked weed in the other corner

I KNEW it!!!!

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris himself knows about Spax3 and how big of a shitshow he was. Guru Larry interviewed him about Spax and what he was doing at the time, trying to "lawyer his way" to becoming the new voice of Sonic the Hedgehog and trying to "petition" to get Ryan Drummond to voice Sonic in Super Smash Bros Brawl.

Even the foundation of lolcows has acknowledged how much of a sperg Spax3 was. To me, Alexander Edison Prins-Stairs was the proto-Chris-Chan. Spax gave me all sorts of lolz in 2006-2009. Every day, a new video comes out of him screaming at the camera about "Drama" lacking a sense of cognitive dissonance.

"Sound - Music Wise. Sound - Effect Wise."



The only difference was that Spax came from a rich family and wasn't getting screwed by the real world so much. His "Lawyer Mommy" spoiled him buying him whatever he wanted.

He basically bought his way to be an AVGN clone. And built up a show featuring outdated Mascots and expected "Lawyer Mommy" to protect him if Dominoes Pizza complained about him using and voicing the Noid.

He went to E For All and basically bragged on and on about how he was able to go.

 

[CraBman]

Chris stuff is boring and faggy nowadays. That's why I don't post here very often, anyway. I think it's probably the same reason for him.

I don’t mean to put harsh accusations on you or offend but I think your lying just a bit Marvin. It’s very strange for @The Captain to just disappear without saying anything because he was active on The Farms until Youtube Rewind came along. He may still be on a break but it’s been a very long time since we’ve last heard of him. I don’t mean to piss you off Marvin in any way, but i’m just a bit spectacle.

 

[Tikbalang]

If chris impregnate a woman (not autistic), what are the chances that the baby has autism?

 

[Marvin]

I don’t mean to put harsh accusations on you or offend but I think your lying just a bit Marvin. It’s very strange for @The Captain to just disappear without saying anything because he was active on The Farms until Youtube Rewind came along. He may still be on a break but it’s been a very long time since we’ve last heard of him. I don’t mean to piss you off Marvin in any way, but i’m just a bit spectacle.

You aren't pissing me off, but I'm not lying either.

He is gone. I don't exactly know his motivations, but I do know he's gone.

He kinda stumbled into Chris shit, messed around a bit (got in too deep). Then things got way too faggy, way too quickly. He, null and I managed to vanquish the Idea Guys, but in their place, we have a permanent treadmill of stupid faggots buying their way into Chris' broken noggin.

I think everyone on the Captain's level of knowledge of the situation (like myself) would agree that Chris is too fucked up and too famous to be trusted with unsupervised access to the internet. Only Barb has the power to take that away from him, but she's not going to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs (faggots buying Chris' garbage from him).

But even Chris' welfare aside, what we're getting isn't even entertaining. It's not funny. And that's the bottom line for cow watching.

I'm still on the farms because there's other parts of the site I like and people I like. If someone didn't have that keeping them on the site, I can see them leaving too without much fanfare.

If chris impregnate a woman (not autistic), what are the chances that the baby has autism?

Can Chris impregnate a woman anymore? It's still possible, but I think such an effort would need to be engineered.

ie he'd need to go off hrt, maybe go on testosterone therapy, all sorts of fertility treatments to get his sperm count up again, etc

 

[Mr. 0]

Can Chris impregnate a woman anymore? It's still possible, but I think such an effort would need to be engineered.

ie he'd need to go off hrt, maybe go on testosterone therapy, all sorts of fertility treatments to get his sperm count up again, etc

Okay first off, he can just use binaural beats and theta waves to restore his TRUE and HOENST masculinity, just like how he cured his autism years ago. He won't actually need to stop taking his tranny treatments, he can have his cake and fart on it too

Second, why do people assume the captain is still around when we have a shitload of kiwis who fucked off without warning? There is precedent, or are the newfags too used to shit backfiring (the idea guys and all other paypigs who came hereafter to this site) to comprehend the alternative?

Third, and this came to me earlier and is the most important one: if we entered the scenario where Barb finally screamed at chris to get a job or else the banks and creditors will destroy their home, would he ramp up the begging and retreat further into his delusions (because nowadays even that gets him free money for no effort) to avoid it, or would he eventually cave in to Barb's demands?

 

[Marvin]

Third, and this came to me earlier and is the most important one: if we entered the scenario where Barb finally screamed at chris to get a job or else the banks and creditors will destroy their home, would he ramp up the begging and retreat further into his delusions (because nowadays even that gets him free money for no effort) to avoid it, or would he eventually cave in to Barb's demands?

He'd try to do the former as much as possible until Barb started scaring him. Barb used to scare him shitless, like when she physically intimidated him by wrecking his room when he wouldn't sleep in the room with her.

Depends on if she can strike the fear of god into him like she used to.

Edit: And the thing is, I think Chris actually could keep a job if Barb kept him scared enough. He's done plenty of stuff like that when he was motivated. It might take a couple of tries, but he could do it. It's all about motivation.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Chris washed away most of his work opportunities. At this point, can he even get work?

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

The funniest post on this subforum to me in the last year may have been The Captain quite seriously pretending he bought the amnyfest ring because of its extremely precious melt value. It was kind of reminiscent of Chris in his finer moments in his absolute incapacity to imagine that anyone could possibly be brighter than he was.

 

[Tikbalang]

Was someone created a thesis about Chris Chan?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Chris washed away most of his work opportunities. At this point, can he even get work?

Given his age and total lack of useful skills, he might be able to get some menial drudge job like sorting glass or moving shopping carts at Walmart, but I think anything more than that is out of the question.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris washed away most of his work opportunities. At this point, can he even get work?

He can be a tester on some consumable products like cosmetics and medication

Chris believed that he's a sonichu, which he believed it's a pokeman species.

Spoiler: If Chris turn into giant

Then evetyone in CWCville will see either his dirty crapped briefs or worse his taint

If any of his spouses giantized, then there's a chance that Chris develop giant/ess fetish

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris washed away most of his work opportunities. At this point, can he even get work?

No. Employers are very fucking nosy nowadays and they will endlessly google your ass. Nobody is going to hire Chris.

 

[May Prince]

I was sort of extremely puzzled to be informed that Chris, when he gets in beef with the managers of local stores near Ruckersville (aka Manajerks), claims that he does not want to respect them because they "stole all the pretty girls from him."

Does it basically mean Chris genuinely believes that, if those managers were not married with their wives, these women would have been all over his own dick at this point? What kind of crack is he smoking?

 

[Marvin]

The funniest post on this subforum to me in the last year may have been The Captain quite seriously pretending he bought the amnyfest ring because of its extremely precious melt value. It was kind of reminiscent of Chris in his finer moments in his absolute incapacity to imagine that anyone could possibly be brighter than he was.

He wasn't pretending. The ring was a certain purity of gold which has value in the same way that Barb's old cars had scrap metal value. He didn't say it was extremely precious, just that it had market value, like any other shitty jewelry.

He wanted to help Chris out and buying the ring was a good way to do that, because he wouldn't just be giving Chris free money.

I was sort of extremely puzzled to be informed that Chris, when he gets in beef with the managers of local stores near Ruckersville (aka Manajerks), claims that he does not want to respect them because they "stole all the pretty girls from him."

Does it basically mean Chris genuinely believes that, if those managers were not married with their wives, these women would have been all over his own dick at this point? What kind of crack is he smoking?

Where'd you hear this one?

 

[DK 699]

Does anyone ever wonder how (assuming it does) history will remember Chris? I mean how Chris seen and learned about fifty years or a hundred years from now. I'd like to think that sources such as the Cwcki and Geno's videos will still be accessible in the distant future, but there's no way to be sure that Youtube and the Cwcki will be around in twenty years and even if they are would scholars even see them trustworthy sources?

 

[AnOminous]

Does anyone ever wonder how (assuming it does) history will remember Chris? I mean how Chris seen and learned about fifty years or a hundred years from now. I'd like to think that sources such as the Cwcki and Geno's videos will still be accessible in the distant future, but there's no way to be sure that Youtube and the Cwcki will be around in twenty years and even if they are would scholars even see them trustworthy sources?

Since the world will soon come to an end along with the human race, it will be alien archaeologists who discover the legends of Chris, and they will conclude after lengthy examination that he must have been some sort of god, perhaps didn't exist at all, but that the vast amount of information must mean he was of extreme social importance.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

He wasn't pretending. The ring was a certain purity of gold which has value in the same way that Barb's old cars had scrap metal value. He didn't say it was extremely precious, just that it had market value, like any other shitty jewelry.

He wanted to help Chris out and buying the ring was a good way to do that, because he wouldn't just be giving Chris free money.

The Captain was claiming that, so far was he from standard weenery, he could make money on the transaction from the ring's melt value. Since the company manufacturing the rings offers replacements for much less than $200.00, I find the Captain's explanation unsatisfying. He should have just admitted that he wanted to buy his way into front row tickets for the clown show.

 

[Marvin]

The Captain was claiming that, so far was he from standard I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME, he could make money on the transaction from the ring's melt value. Since the company manufacturing the rings offers replacements for much less than $200.00, I find the Captain's explanation unsatisfying. He should have just admitted that he wanted to buy his way into front row tickets for the clown show.

I don't know what motivates the company's replacement policies. Perhaps Chris paid excessively upfront. But as far as the value of the ring nowadays, it's not very difficult to do the math to determine the dollar value of a given quantity of gold at a given purity. I'm pretty sure The Captain would've made a profit.

 

[thismanlies]

I don't know what motivates the company's replacement policies. Perhaps Chris paid excessively upfront. But as far as the value of the ring nowadays, it's not very difficult to do the math to determine the dollar value of a given quantity of gold at a given purity. I'm pretty sure The Captain would've made a profit.

But can you put a price on Christory?