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You know some spergs still do.

I have no doubt there's at least a few that still try to make prank calls using old Classic-era info from ED and CWCki, especially after PewDiePie and a couple other popular YouTube celebs would crack jokes at Chris.

But there's one little issue with trying to even attempt that...

Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't Chris and Barb change their home phone number after the fire in 2014?

As far as I know, ED never really updated the new number since by then the PVCC "Inner Circle" that was their main source of info had completely imploded in on itself and those few who were both "in the know" and were still active on the CWCki and the forums would not reveal the new number if they did have it because they did not want to see any more unfunny A-Logs and other fools beating the skeletal remains of a long dead horse?

If that's the case then not only are these spergs not getting responses from Chris or Barb, but they're not even able to leave messages on his answering machine either.
 
Did Sonichu (the comic) do to Sonic and Pikachu what All Star Batman and Robin did to Batman and Robin?

I mean they were both framed as the ultimate tribute to said media, but ended up becoming the unintentionally greatest parody of said media.
 
ended up becoming the unintentionally greatest parody of said media.

I couldn't care less if Sonichu is a parody of Sonic (it's a plagiarized cesspool) but you keep my a little thunder buddy out of it.
 
I have no doubt there's at least a few that still try to make prank calls using old Classic-era info from ED and CWCki, especially after PewDiePie and a couple other popular YouTube celebs would crack jokes at Chris.

But there's one little issue with trying to even attempt that...

Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't Chris and Barb change their home phone number after the fire in 2014?

As far as I know, ED never really updated the new number since by then the PVCC "Inner Circle" that was their main source of info had completely imploded in on itself and those few who were both "in the know" and were still active on the CWCki and the forums would not reveal the new number if they did have it because they did not want to see any more unfunny A-Logs and other fools beating the skeletal remains of a long dead horse?

If that's the case then not only are these spergs not getting responses from Chris or Barb, but they're not even able to leave messages on his answering machine either.
They didn't change their phone number that I know of, and even if they did Chris would probably provide it himself eventually. @Marvin would probably know for sure.
 
I have no doubt there's at least a few that still try to make prank calls using old Classic-era info from ED and CWCki, especially after PewDiePie and a couple other popular YouTube celebs would crack jokes at Chris.

But there's one little issue with trying to even attempt that...

Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't Chris and Barb change their home phone number after the fire in 2014?

As far as I know, ED never really updated the new number since by then the PVCC "Inner Circle" that was their main source of info had completely imploded in on itself and those few who were both "in the know" and were still active on the CWCki and the forums would not reveal the new number if they did have it because they did not want to see any more unfunny A-Logs and other fools beating the skeletal remains of a long dead horse?

If that's the case then not only are these spergs not getting responses from Chris or Barb, but they're not even able to leave messages on his answering machine either.
He posted his phone (or at least someone did) in the Sonichu Headquarters listing.
 
Does Chris still believe Sonichu is a beloved franchise the world over, which is sure to make him mad benjamins any time now?

My impression is he doesn't not believe that stuff, but that his perception of sonichu has shifted from "my brilliant magnum opus" to " a person who is real, trans, and my friend in another dimension".
 
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Has Chris' fatass encouraged you to:
Work out to lost weight and/or tone up?
Put more effort into making the most of your life through work / hobbies / etc.?

I work out now 7 days a week, with some days working out over 3 hours a session. Also I work my ass off and make the absolute most of every second of my day I can so I don't feel like I'm Chrising away my precious life.

What has Chris' horrible habits got you to do?
i lost 150 pounds and gained meaningful employement exclusively so i could a-log chris
 
Remember that not but a month or two ago, Chris got his own home landmarked in Google Maps, providing yet another self-dox. Objects in orange are suggested edits. Others are confirmed (at least at one point).
 

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If Chris were in a massive car accident and had to be taken into an ambulance and undergo surgery, how would they react to the medical bill?
 
If Chris were in a massive car accident and had to be taken into an ambulance and undergo surgery, how would they react to the medical bill?

Most likely Chris would resort to ebegging and posting cries for help on his twitter and youtube to try to encourage people to donate through patreon and raise money on his behalf. Basically what happens whenever the Chandler household is hit with any major bill.
 
Most likely Chris would resort to ebegging and posting cries for help on his twitter and youtube to try to encourage people to donate through patreon and raise money on his behalf. Basically what happens whenever the Chandler household is hit with any major bill.

Shit, forgot to include the fact that he becomes comatose
 
Would you actually like to meet Chris?

If I met Chris it would just be really awkward. We don't really have anything in common, nor do I have anything I'd particularly like to say to him. I couldn't even fall back on some basic "first conversation" type shit like "So, what do you like to do in your spare time" because I already know the answer from reading the wiki.

So, to summarise, yes, I would like to meet Chris so I could call him a nigger and run away
 
Would you actually like to meet Chris?
I wouldn’t care. If you have been to ANY anime or comic book convention, you have definitely encountered people far more reviling than Chris, especially in scent. Convention funk is a real thing and I highly doubt Chris smells worse than the 500 lb lardass wearing a medium sized Deadpool shirt.

If I saw Chris at, say, MAGFest, I’d give him a wave. If he decided to chat with me, I’d be a civil person until the conversation became stupid (not into LARPing).
 
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