Diseased Shippers, Anti-Shippers, and Shipping Wars - When fictional characters fucking each other is a political statement

The only thing I'm sorta looking forward for the new Star Wars is FinnPoe never happening, and these idiots throwing such a tantrum that the Voltron nonsense will look tame.

At this point I hope the first line from every single character in the entire movie is to look straight into the camera and flatly state "I am asexual and do not desire any romantic relationships".
 
Detective Pikachu converted a Mewtwo fan into a Mewtwo fucker.
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Not surprised by the amount of notes there, but it still concerns me greatly that minimum number of fans are okay with fucking a GMO from a children's franchise.
This is the kind of shit that makes Mewtwo think humanity is evil.
 
Honestly I still feel like Reylo becoming canon would cause more salt than it not being canon due to the fact that the antis overall are significantly more batshit than Reylos. Reylos can be annoying, spergy, and extra, but ones who do shit like send death threats and call people racial slurs and accuse them of all kinds of crazy ass shit are pretty rare. Meanwhile that's pretty standard behavior for the antis, who also think doing so makes them righteous crusaders for social justice instead of a lunatic threatening to murder people because they wanna see some star Wars characters bang.

Hell, I'm sure lesbianrey and her crew are still spewing salt and threats over Reylo being slightly teased in TLJ. If it becomes canon lesbianrey alone would probably combust into enough salt for all the world's oceans.
 
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What did I fucking tell you? The shippers are here, but they're the self-shippers.

I mean yes, I've known about the Mewtwo fangirls/boys for years and that there have always been those crazy fans who literally want to fuck him and so I'm not surprised by this, but I don't know why I let this slip my mind like the goddamn optimistic idiot I am. It just didn't cross my mind that Detective Pikachu would breed another generation of people crushing over a six-foot-seven psychic purple cat mutant, except I feel like a lot of them have skipped step one: "Why does this fictional cat mutant give me weird thoughts? Is it the voice, it has to be the voice" and went straight to step-do-not-cross: "I WANT TO FUCK THIS HUMAN-SIZED CAT MUTANT EVEN THOUGH IT'LL KILL ME IRL".

And the crazy thing is that I have no clue how many of these Mewtwo-fuckers are furries (funny, because Poképhiliacs *swallows down bile* have ties to the furries). That is always the thing that's puzzled me is a lot of them otherwise have no ties to the furry fandom, yet they all think Mewtwo is one sexy motherfucker.

This fucking fandom will be the death of me.

EDIT: I thought I got rid of the Mewtwo avatar 'cause I was like "Nah not going to wrap up the post with that", but that was a previous joke avatar of a serious picture of what Mewtwo fans have to put up with. So fuck it, I'm taking all of you with me.
 

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What did I fucking tell you? The shippers are here, but they're the self-shippers.

I mean yes, I've known about the Mewtwo fangirls/boys for years and that there have always been those crazy fans who literally want to fuck him and so I'm not surprised by this, but I don't know why I let this slip my mind like the goddamn optimistic idiot I am. It just didn't cross my mind that Detective Pikachu would breed another generation of people crushing over a six-foot-seven psychic purple cat mutant, except I feel like a lot of them have skipped step one: "Why does this fictional cat mutant give me weird thoughts? Is it the voice, it has to be the voice" and went straight to step-do-not-cross: "I WANT TO FUCK THIS HUMAN-SIZED CAT MUTANT EVEN THOUGH IT'LL KILL ME IRL".

And the crazy thing is that I have no clue how many of these Mewtwo-fuckers are furries (funny, because Poképhiliacs *swallows down bile* have ties to the furries). That is always the thing that's puzzled me is a lot of them otherwise have no ties to the furry fandom, yet they all think Mewtwo is one sexy motherfucker.

This fucking fandom will be the death of me.

EDIT: I thought I got rid of the Mewtwo avatar 'cause I was like "Nah not going to wrap up the post with that", but that was a previous joke avatar of a serious picture of what Mewtwo fans have to put up with. So fuck it, I'm taking all of you with me.
Mewtwo is a horny fan's wet dream: Angry muscular cat creature with a horrible fucked up past and psychic powers. And notoriously hard to tame and capture for those with "taming the bad boy" fetishes.

(I always found Mewtwo overrated myself. Rayquaza and Diancie forever.)
 
Yeah, pretty much any vaguely humanoid Pokemon becomes a target for thirsty furries and Pokephiles I've noticed. See also: Lucario, Lopunny, Gardevoir, Pheromosa, Delfox, etc.

It's kinda gross, but as long as people are just staying in their own corners doing it and not going out of their way to send other people death threats or feed them needles imho it's fairly benign.
 
Two for the prize of one today! Enjoy them while they're "hot", so to say!

First, the webcomic Ava's Demon has always been... "special" among screechy antis. But it seems this time the "polemics" has reached its breaking point, with the author being horrible harrassed and stalked for the crime of... depicting her own characters in sexual activities... while aged up...
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And the tittybaby antis have gone as far as taking shots of her locked content and send it to underage kids so they can accuse the author of being a pedo bitch. And it seems she's not the only person who's had this happen to her.

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And a Moomins fanartist is being currently harassed and bullied too... for the sake of... having shipped Harry/Snape in the past...
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(The owner of the "call-out blog" deleted it like the coward they are, so here's a rather irate reply from another person)

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Another shithead tries to stir the shipping pot, which is hilariously hypocritical because they're into GODDAMN RESIDENT EVIL but they freak out at someone shipping stuff that they dislike. Plus they're a huge asshole to anyone who disagrees, ESPECIALLY against actual CSA victims telling them to knock off that crap.
 

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Two for the prize of one today! Enjoy them while they're "hot", so to say!

First, the webcomic Ava's Demon has always been... "special" among screechy antis. But it seems this time the "polemics" has reached its breaking point, with the author being horrible harrassed and stalked for the crime of... depicting her own characters in sexual activities... while aged up...
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And the tittybaby antis have gone as far as taking shots of her locked content and send it to underage kids so they can accuse the author of being a pedo bitch. And it seems she's not the only person who's had this happen to her.

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And a Moomins fanartist is being currently harassed and bullied too... for the sake of... having shipped Harry/Snape in the past...
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(The owner of the "call-out blog" deleted it like the coward they are, so here's a rather irate reply from another person)

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Another shithead tries to stir the shipping pot, which is hilariously hypocritical because they're into GODDAMN RESIDENT EVIL but they freak out at someone shipping stuff that they dislike. Plus they're a huge asshole to anyone who disagrees, ESPECIALLY against actual CSA victims telling them to knock off that crap.
That's the best part of shipping: supporters of pairings being absolute self-serving asshats while claiming moral superiority because someone who ships a different pairing suddenly was outed as a "pedo nazi".

Yeah, pretty much any vaguely humanoid Pokemon becomes a target for thirsty furries and Pokephiles I've noticed. See also: Lucario, Lopunny, Gardevoir, Pheromosa, Delfox, etc.

It's kinda gross, but as long as people are just staying in their own corners doing it and not going out of their way to send other people death threats or feed them needles imho it's fairly benign.
Hence why I powerleveled a while ago when mentioning Vocaloids and RP. Still, their chimpouts are far more funny than actually threatening, as the combination of swooning over their OTP's and impotent rage makes them incapacitated for anything besides autistic screeching on tumblr and twitter.
 
I can't wait for December when all these sperglords who still can't get over it try to start a mourning party and no one comes. "Remember how one year ago the evil straights betrayed us? And we still don't have the true ending? And LM and JDS still won't kiss our asses in apology?" And everyone else is busy with the She-Ra ship wars or wanting to fuck the new Pokemon gym leaders or something.
 
Unfortunately I doubt the salty whining from Voltron spergs is going to end any time soon considering in other fandoms like Harry Potter people are still spewing salt about their ships being sunk (especially HarryXHermione shippers). Ten years from now we'll still be having fantards writing salty clickbait for lefty rags about those dang dirty homophobic Voltron showrunners denying them Sheith or Klance buttsex.

Hell I'm sure there are even still some crazy Heero/Duo and other Gundam Wing shippers floating around somewhere almost 20 years after the heyday of that fandom.
 
Unfortunately I doubt the salty whining from Voltron spergs is going to end any time soon considering in other fandoms like Harry Potter people are still spewing salt about their ships being sunk (especially HarryXHermione shippers). Ten years from now we'll still be having fantards writing salty clickbait for lefty rags about those dang dirty homophobic Voltron showrunners denying them Sheith or Klance buttsex.

Hell I'm sure there are even still some crazy Heero/Duo and other Gundam Wing shippers floating around somewhere almost 20 years after the heyday of that fandom.
True. Considering the Avatar shipping wars still exist after 11 years Voltron's will last till the end of time. On the other hand, Debbiechan actually did quit Bleach after months of saying she would, so there's always hope that Voltron spergs will do the same.
 
So I know probably the first sperg-out about shipping could be given to the Zutaras or HarryxHermiones. What about gay shipping? Who were the first to throw the "queerbaiting" nonsense? I'm guessing Kirk x Spock or Harry x Draco fangirls.

Social Justice wasnt a thing by Star Trek's time and there was never any pretense of Harry and Draco being friends.

I dont know what was the FIRST big one but i believe the term got popular around 2014~ thanks to Supernatural and Sherlock fandoms fucking exploding because their ships got deconfirmed. That was when yaoi fangirls realized they could to mask their fetish under the guise of wanting gay representation, and used that as tool to pretend they are entitled to having their yaoi ship become canon.
 
While the term queerbaiting hadn't been coined at the time, the yaoi shippers in the Gundam Wing fandom were pretty bad, especially the Heero/Duo shippers. They mostly handled their ship not being canon by insisting it totally was in the original Japanese version and just got edited out by the evil homophobic Americans (even though that's not even remotely true and Gundam dubs tend to be pretty faithful to the original scripts), as well as having this psychotic hatred of Relena and bullying Relena fans and Heero/Relena shippers. Hell, they even went after anyone who simply didn't have yaoi on their geoshitties site (like people who ran general fansites), accusing them of homophobia and other crazy shit.

The Gundam Wing fandom was basically the Voltron fandom of the day.

I hear Sasuke/Naruto shippers also are pretty bad, as well as slash shippers in the FMA and other anime fandoms that have been big over the years.
 
Social Justice wasnt a thing by Star Trek's time and there was never any pretense of Harry and Draco being friends.

I dont know what was the FIRST big one but i believe the term got popular around 2014~ thanks to Supernatural and Sherlock fandoms fucking exploding because their ships got deconfirmed. That was when yaoi fangirls realized they could to mask their fetish under the guise of wanting gay representation, and used that as tool to pretend they are entitled to having their yaoi ship become canon.
I remember all the "Moffat is a bad writer for queerbaiting, John and Sherlock are totally gay for each other!" stuff. A lot of those people felt personally betrayed by the man because they thought he intended Johnlock to be canon all along and was hinting at it throughout the entire show, hence the vitriol (And a proto version of the Shieth shippers claiming they feel betrayed by the Voltron people). Seriously, there was even a whole "Johnlock conspiracy" about it.
 
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