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What did I fucking tell you? The shippers are here, but they're the
self-shippers.
I mean yes, I've known about the Mewtwo fangirls/boys for years and that there have
always been those crazy fans who literally want to fuck him and so I'm not surprised by this, but I don't know why I let this slip my mind like the goddamn optimistic idiot I am. It just didn't cross my mind that
Detective Pikachu would breed another generation of people crushing over a six-foot-seven psychic purple cat mutant, except I feel like a lot of them have skipped step one: "Why does this fictional cat mutant give me weird thoughts? Is it the voice, it has to be the voice" and went straight to step-do-not-cross: "I WANT TO FUCK THIS HUMAN-SIZED CAT MUTANT EVEN THOUGH IT'LL KILL ME IRL".
And the crazy thing is that I have no clue how many of these Mewtwo-fuckers are furries (funny, because Poképhiliacs *swallows down bile* have ties to the furries). That is always the thing that's puzzled me is a lot of them otherwise have no ties to the furry fandom, yet they all think Mewtwo is one sexy motherfucker.
This fucking fandom will be the death of me.
EDIT: I thought I got rid of the Mewtwo avatar 'cause I was like "Nah not going to wrap up the post with that", but that was a previous joke avatar of a serious picture of what Mewtwo fans have to put up with. So fuck it, I'm taking all of you with me.