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Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
- Thread starter Cryin RN
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Plus he called a repair person. He didn't think to take the case off and examine it himself? A quick once-over and a Google search would have told him how to remedy the issue without calling anyone.
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And it's an iPhone too. Isn't that goofy connector they use supposed to be even harder to get dirt into?
Our boy isn't just dirty.
He's aggressively dirty.
Our boy isn't just dirty.
He's aggressively dirty.
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Does he have a dust cloud following him around like Pigpen from the Peanuts comic strip?
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Guess Rusty doesn't love himself that much as he says. Achieving these levels of personal neglect is a clear symptom of low self-esteem and image.
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Troublingly and invasively dirty
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Yeah, he could compensate for the face by being well-groomed and a snappy dresser. He could do a lot of things, but they require a triple-digit IQ.
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More like a drool puddle.
'kay, now I wanna see ol shitlips drawn in Charles Schultz style.
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So would I, but my artistic talent stops at stick figures.
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I have a friend who is an HVAC installer who.cleans his phone out regularly because of chemicals/fiberglass, etc. It does get grimy. I have never needed to clean mine but I know to do it once in a while, I thought it was SOP to take your case off monthly and wipe it all down including the cotton and alcohol in charging port - I know this yet Russ would call me too old for him.
Until I saw his room, I wouldn’t have known what could make him so grimy. Can you imagine the e-coli, mrsa, c-diff, listeria and other bacteria that must be crawling on his phone screen? It gives me the horrors. I hope the repair guy wore gloves.
Be careful announcing things as solid fact for all. The waitress story wasn’t believable but not because a server can’t wear perfume. They can and do, even in fine dining, as long as it isn’t strong enough to interfere with food. One can certainly wear a low sillage skin scent. .Only if somebody complains will it be addressed and in my experience, a good server won’t be fired, just told to not wear it again. I never went to work without perfume., in any job in my life and I did a lot in hospitality.
Also, lonely guys rarely bug servers that much as servers are usually too busy to give them the base level of noticeit takes to catch their attention. Chit chat with customers is not something that goes on a lot. Single guys usually don’t sit alone in a restaurant anyway. It may be different in a diner, I never worked at that type of establishment.
In most cases, it’s us poor bartenders and cocktail servers who have to put up with the lonely hearts and incels. Thank goodness Russ doesn’t drink because he’d find a whole class of captive audience of mostly young, attractive girls putting themselves through school trapped behind a bar for 8 hours.
Maybe a barista could end up in Russ’s sites. But yeah, I think he just found an ad for a escort service and a photo of a girl he fixated on. When she got there, she was older than he liked, so complained and they sent another out. and called that being catfished. And I think his parents are still likely supporting him with the condition it doesn’t go to whores, so he posted that then realized they might pull his money, so deleted it.
Maybe the important person is somebody different.
Until I saw his room, I wouldn’t have known what could make him so grimy. Can you imagine the e-coli, mrsa, c-diff, listeria and other bacteria that must be crawling on his phone screen? It gives me the horrors. I hope the repair guy wore gloves.
Be careful announcing things as solid fact for all. The waitress story wasn’t believable but not because a server can’t wear perfume. They can and do, even in fine dining, as long as it isn’t strong enough to interfere with food. One can certainly wear a low sillage skin scent. .Only if somebody complains will it be addressed and in my experience, a good server won’t be fired, just told to not wear it again. I never went to work without perfume., in any job in my life and I did a lot in hospitality.
Also, lonely guys rarely bug servers that much as servers are usually too busy to give them the base level of noticeit takes to catch their attention. Chit chat with customers is not something that goes on a lot. Single guys usually don’t sit alone in a restaurant anyway. It may be different in a diner, I never worked at that type of establishment.
In most cases, it’s us poor bartenders and cocktail servers who have to put up with the lonely hearts and incels. Thank goodness Russ doesn’t drink because he’d find a whole class of captive audience of mostly young, attractive girls putting themselves through school trapped behind a bar for 8 hours.
Maybe a barista could end up in Russ’s sites. But yeah, I think he just found an ad for a escort service and a photo of a girl he fixated on. When she got there, she was older than he liked, so complained and they sent another out. and called that being catfished. And I think his parents are still likely supporting him with the condition it doesn’t go to whores, so he posted that then realized they might pull his money, so deleted it.
Maybe the important person is somebody different.
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How the fuck even can Russ get a phone that mucky? There's no way he's putting it near his face, he's got no-one to call.
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Maybe he practices making phone calls? Idk.
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To be fair, headphone and charging slots get dirty and dusty over time, but I would have thought it was common sense to clean them every now and then?
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Lemme fix his Haiku and make it proper:
The girl that he stalked
Told him to leave her alone
He's on to the next
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Phones get dirty; it's normal and fine. But I have a near 10-year-old phone (which still works) and I can get it charged just fine and I never even cleaned its charging slot. I kept this phone as a spare one and used it very much during my teenage years, so it's not like I actively avoided using it to keep it clean.
It is old, the power button is wonky and the battery definitely had seen better days, but yeah, never achieved Russ levels of filth. Shitlips is just a fucking sleazeball.
It is old, the power button is wonky and the battery definitely had seen better days, but yeah, never achieved Russ levels of filth. Shitlips is just a fucking sleazeball.
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Re: Russell & age. I have read in several places that being 30 and single in Mormon culture is a big fucking deal. Notably, Travis Alexander (Jodi Arias’s murder victim) was getting close to that age, and it seemed to be part of what made him want to prune her from his life and find someone to marry.
Maybe all the age rage is seated from the immersion into Mormonism?
Maybe all the age rage is seated from the immersion into Mormonism?
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^I wouldn't doubt it. He's prob still seething that all his former Mormon associates got to marry and he didn't. I wouldn't doubt that he's going to get crazier as he ages. I'm not sure if he'll actually do anything besides rage about hookers and Taylor Swift but I wouldn't put it past him either. I could def see him stalking her or some other celebrity/instathot.
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Greer probably takes his phone to his filthy bathroom often and hate-jerks while looking at Insta-thots or TS photos. Wouldn't even be surprised if jizz makes it to the phone as he mimics giving facial to his thots/celebs with their image on screen subbing for the actual face then said jizz gets into the crevices of the phone and case where stuff builds up.
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How does that even work??? How does someone’s mobile get so rank that it can’t charge? Is he drooling half-chewed cereals straight into it?