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- Mar 5, 2018
Going to upload the video just for posterity. Credit for the first video to Cow for it's creation.
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C'mon Ralph.
Ralph!
What?
Get up!
Okay, I'm gettin' up.
You're not gettin' up.
What time is it? (slurred)
9 o' clock
In the mornin'?
Yeah?
Okay I'm gettin' up. I swear.
You better take me to dialysis
You slept a lot last night.
Okay.
_ _ __ sleep.
I'm not goin' back to sleep.
You sober?
Yes.
Had enough to eat?
WHAT?
Had enough to eat?
Yea.
How you do with that?
WHAT?
On your ___ thing?
About 10 to 12 hundred.
Thousands.
No.
*Inaudible* (Says it offer Lino)
H-Here.
*Inaudible* (Do me a problem.)
What?
*Inaudible*
*HICCUP!*
Whatt?
WHAT!?
*Inaudible* I'm wearin' the panda necklace.
You wearin' your pan?
Panda.
Well, uh looks good. Got about 2 minutes more to sleep.
*Inaudible*
Yeah, I did.
*Inaudible* Gimme what?
*EUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHM!* Cow-like grunt noise.
IT'S NOT TRUE!
*Phone alarm*
Yeah?
Are you ready right now?
Okay don't start getting mad at me for being muted.
It's not even hot outside (slurred)
I said, "It's not even hot outside!"
Okay.
*Inaudible* (I'm gon' talk to you again.)
*Phone alarm* *Phone alarm*
Yeah.
Yes, I'm going to come.
In a minute!
*Phone alarm* *Phone alarm* *Phone alarm*
Yeah!
*Phone alarm*
YEAH!
I'm on the way!
Oh, GODDAMN EAT A FUCKIN'āCALL YOU A UBER. How 'bout that?
Okay, well than cry me a river.
You either get a ride from me or you hitchike.
*Phone alarm* *Phone alarm*
Wweeuu weuwhatyou mean?
I said, "Where were you even?"
At the what?
GATE!
You sittin' at the GATE?
For how long?
Huh?
How long?
4:35
Is it hot?
*Inaudible*
*aquarium sound* *water running* *vape?*
Second video is courtesy of Metokur Fembot on youtube.
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You better take me to dialysis
Awww, what a loving son. Remember when he mentioned his sick mom to garner sympathy and ass pats for taking care of her? Well this certainly sheds a new light on that. Alcoholic piece of shit can't even stay sober long enough to be able to drive her to dialysis, has to call an uber to do it.Oh, GODDAMN EAT A FUCKIN'āCALL YOU A UBER. How 'bout that?