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[Jerri's Kid]

Reminds me of this ridiculous post about a person who supposedly was paraplegic and said Skyrim was his favorite game because he could run around mountainsides and pretend his legs work. So much forced sentimentality, incredibly contrived, completely inane premise, and blatant trend surfing on a then-popular video game for the sake of precious internet points. And, like the Skyrim story, I don't buy it. Mainly because it's pathetic, but also because it's idiotic.

It's difficult to believe because it's so bizarre, but then again I've seen similar posts regarding other games with immersive worlds (i.e. VR Chat and Second Life), and those people seemed to be very serious about it. I suppose that if you don't have a lot going on for you in real life you're more susceptible to losing yourself online.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Imagine being so retarded that a minor, very missable boss from an old video game convinces you to cut your dick off. This story sounds like a dumb reddit lie but either way that OP is a loser and i support any decision they make that removes them from the gene pool. The good news is that after transing, they're more likely to commit suicide!

 

[JP's_Canadian_Cider]

So many transes name themselves after video game characters, why?

And a lot of autistic people have an unhealthy obsession with video games characters and identifying with them.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

And a lot of autists have an unhealthy obsession with video games characters and identifying with them.

Also a lot of them want to have "special" names to make up for their lack of a personality. Sarah and Lucy aren't good enough for them, it's got to be Terra, Locria, Ranilda...

 

[LU 010]

The clitorus is the only bodily organ in humans that is there purely for pleasure. Do you have one? Also if you want to get technical, the vaginal canal has fewer nerve endings than the clit which is why most women consider their orgasms originate there. Bottom line is orgasms originate in the brain.

This goes a ways to explaining it clearly. https://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/difference-between-clitoral-and-vaginal-orgasm

Uhh, yeah, I do have one. I have experience with other women's orgasms, too. A Go Ask Alice post is not a good source of medical info. It is actually completely possible to have vaginal orgasms, which is an established and undisputed medical fact so the fact that this writer is saying it's not possible shows that she has not done her homework on this topic at all. Internal clitoral structure is an important part of vaginal stimulation but the vaginal opening/wall is not even sort of insensate like this person appears to be claiming. It is absolutely possible to have an orgasm from vaginal stimulation alone, although I'll add the caveat that every woman is different and some women can only come from one form of stimulation or another.

I don't know why you're being weirdly pedantic at me about vaginas dude.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The old ones can be especially frightening. A few years ago, I saw one who was basically somebody's grandpa in a frilly dress that only little girls wear. He was accompanied by an incredibly pale and obese basement-dweller, but since it was a lesbian event I guess they were just friends or the other guy was low-effort.

I am still debating whether the old guys in little girl dresses or the old guys in streetwalker gear are more terrifying. There's one of the latter I run into fairly regularly around here. Complete with plunging V-necks on his skimpy tops which reveal hairy old man chest and saggy, yam-like estrogen moobs.

 

[MemeGray]

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r/darksouls - How Dark Souls helped me realise I was trans

57 votes and 50 comments so far on Reddit

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I had a similiar experience, I played Dark souls depressed and now i'm replacing my legs with a giant lava spewing spider

 

[AnOminous]

Reddit loves contrived, overly sentimental off-topic posts though. I swear everyone on that website is a victim of something or other. Every AskReddit thread is either an excuse for people to bitch and whine about how their dog got AIDS six years ago, or an innocuous/lighthearted question gets overrun by maudlin walls of text that garner numerous awards and drown out anything funny/interesting/controversial. I actually miss the days when Reddit was just neckbeards and 4chan rejects, these days all the major subs are full of moralistic bootlickers spouting dead memes and licking daddy corporate's fat gooch while complaining about the evils of capitalism and lying about their personal finances.

Reddit is now like if your dumbshit uncle who forwarded every conspiracy email in the '90s was instead born in the '90s and was left wing instead of right wing, and now believes every dumb shitty glurge story posted on reddit.

 

[Bani]

This is totally something that happens to cis girls, right?
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Uh... I guess it could be a sports bra? Those pretty much look the same back and front.

But if it's the normal kind with cups, what kind of retard can't tell the difference between the front and back of one of those?

because they're infantile manchildren obsessed with entertainment media. same as some millennial parents who think naming their babies "arya" and "daenerys" is a good idea.

This actually kind of gets to the crux of the issue.

Troons always pick names that are popular for babies now, instead of names that were common when they were born. This, in addition to their autism-borne obsession with anime and video games, is why so many Troons have inappropriately contemporary names.

Example: "Oliver" is a really popular name right now for babies, but there are also currently a ton of 20-something FtMs with that name. If they had any sense, they'd pick names popular with babies in the late nineties, like "Josh" and "Brandon". But those names aren't speshul enough, I guess.

 

[Spedestrian]

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r/darksouls - How Dark Souls helped me realise I was trans

57 votes and 50 comments so far on Reddit

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Reddit is wild lmao

If that's what Dark Souls made them realize then they must've been playing the wrong edition of the game. Should've gone with this one:

 

[Puddleduck]

Example: "Oliver" is a really popular name right now for babies, but there are also currently a ton of 20-something FtMs with that name. If they had any sense, they'd pick names popular with babies in the late nineties, like "Josh" and "Brandon". But those names aren't speshul enough, I guess.

Eh. I'm in my twenties I know a few Olivers who are around my age. It's not as much of a "current kid name" as say, Tyler or Kaden.

 

[docuseal]

There's also a lot of transgression and political incorrectness involved in drag, which troons, of course, hate, because how dare you not take the million troons a day who get murdered seriously. They resent drag queens for not taking gender seriously, for being men dressed as women for fun rather than 'muh dysphoria', and because they're nearly all better at it than they are.

Ego loves identity.
Drag mocks identity.
Ego hates drag.
- RuPaul

(this was posted as he was weathering troon criticism, as you can see in the replies - I have little doubt it was shade intended their way)

 

[PT 522]

Ego loves identity.
Drag mocks identity.
Ego hates drag.
- RuPaul

(this was posted as he was weathering troon criticism, as you can see in the replies - I have little doubt it was shade intended their way)

What was with the rupaul debacle anyway? Wasn't he being woke by saying trans women on estrogen would have an inappropriate advantage over other queens?

 

[AnOminous]

What was with the rupaul debacle anyway? Wasn't he being woke by saying trans women on estrogen would have an inappropriate advantage over other queens?

We've reached Peak Woke where a black drag queen might as well be a white Republican Christian male.

 

[CheezzyMach]

"We are women! There is NO DIFFERENCE between us and cis women!"
"Okay that means you're not a man and can't compete in the competition where men dress up as women"
"How fucking dare you"

I can't believe that of all people it's the drag queens that are hitting these nutbars with bricks of reality. * although lesbians are too I guess *

Meanwhile everyone else including straight women coddle them even though you'd think women would be denouncing these types like a brimstone preacher. Is it botched maternal instinct?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I can't believe that of all people it's the drag queens that are hitting these nutbars with bricks of reality. * although lesbians are too I guess *

Meanwhile everyone else including straight women coddle them even though you'd think women would be denouncing these types like a brimstone preacher. Is it botched maternal instinct?

It's a strange brew of fear and pity. On the one hand, they know these are men, insane men, at that. And thus they are potentially dangerous and able to inflict serious physical damage. On the other hand, they are sad, broken men. And a lot of straight women have HORRIBLE judgment when they see a manlet with a broken wing.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

Imagine being so exceptional that a minor, very missable boss from an old video game convinces you to cut your dick off. This story sounds like a dumb reddit lie but either way that OP is a loser and i support any decision they make that removes them from the gene pool. The good news is that after transing, they're more likely to commit suicide!

He'll just go the way they all do. Start off trying to look like cute trap Gwyndolin, end up looking like Aldrich.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

I see a lot more Ornsteins among the trooncows

 

[Branchland Count]

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r/darksouls - How Dark Souls helped me realise I was trans

57 votes and 50 comments so far on Reddit

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Reddit is wild lmao

Could not have said it better myself.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

My mom thinks that my gender is just a 'symptom of my autism' and that I shouldn't transition. Help?

She's in denial right now (I came out august) and she uses my pronouns, but I have reason to believe that she's merely humouring me and thinks...

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