DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[TheTriggerin']

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

I'll admit I don't use Twitch but can't you just @ them in chat and he'll see it similar to a cheer/tip?

He will, see his name highlighted if he's @'d in twitch chat, or it will appear that way at least, whether he sees it or not is one thing. He does have a tendency to focus in on criticism and either ban the people himself and sometimes even go off on a rant about it. Sometimes he focuses in on weird shit though. It's a crap shoot as to what he says or does most of the time, even if he's given money it seems. Sometimes he's like oh, I'm not reading this it's stupid, or sometimes he's like Oh OK you think I should do X you fuckin nudnik. *bleats*

 

[Pargon]

I think he reads more than he lets on and that's why he turns into such a sandy vagina whenever emotes get spammed. It's too hard for him to parse what he should be seeing and pay the minimum amount of attention to the game at the same time and his widdle bwain can't handle it so he throws a tantrum.

If people are talking shit and he's not saying anything I guarantee he's seeing it and he's just expecting his Ministry of Information to handle things.

 

[killuminati]

Spoiler: RTTS dissertation on how Phils a fuck up

fuck it, lets dissect this.
First off, lets post a video of GoldGlove to get an idea of what RTTS LP/streams should look like.

MLB The Show 19 - Road to the Show - Part 91 "Charge It Marv!" (Gameplay & Commentary)

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The video was selected at random. Since GoldGlove is competent, I won't provide much commentary but the man knows baseball/how to present RTTS. He's playing on the hardest settings, default sliders. Obviously he's good at the game so it would be unfair to compare skill levels, but he does challenge himself. Notice how his 'reactionary commentary' is about whats actually going on like how any sports fan would watch 'real' sports. Marv is presented like an actual baseball player/character for viewers to root for. Even with a .477 and a hundred+ HR, Marvin is in AA ball, the lowest tier and GG never complains, its about the journey.

Now that we've seen what competency looks like. We can look at Phil with a baseline.

MLB The Show 19: Road to the Show gameplay pt27 - Batting For the Rangers then...TRADED AGAIN!?!?

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First off, hour and 18 minute part, what a weird cutoff. No thumbnail. No commentary. Never refers to the character like he's a person. Never references stats. Mostly just zones out. Never seems engaged. Basically inferior in every way, not surprising given Phil.

Here's the thing non-mlb gamers won't realize. This cocksucker is playing on a difficulty that can generously be described as baby mode. This is NOT Easy. It is a lower difficulty that exists below 'dynamic' which scales. There are 5 'real' difficulty settings. This is BELOW those, you need to manually access it by going BACK from Novice past Dynamic to Beginner. Beginner is what's Phil on, it limits the pitcher to throwing strikes only, first pitch only (no changeups), at consistent speeds, largely in the bottom corner of the plate so you can crush it.

Now, thats bitch mode. But Phil doesn't stop there. Oh no, that's too hard for piglet. So what he has also done is turn off the PCI batting style (what you can see GG and every other streamer use) which requires you to 'aim' the bat as well as swing on time. All Phil has to do is swing, the game aims for him, so he always makes good contact.

Basically, Phil has made the game as easy as possible yet still manages to be incompetent.

Edit: Unless this dumbass is Pinch Hitting in parts he hasn't uploaded yet (last upload five hours ago) he's.... pinch hit like twice? And he's "fighting the oakland As" which is maybe the most autistic non-sports phrase he's managed to cram into this shitshow.

Also its so weird that I dont even know how to feel about him watching the ticker. Who does that. Hit "skip to next appearance" you mong.

His character looks like he has down syndrome, holy shit.

 

[Providence Backing_21]

Posting for prestream.

 

[DiabeticSP]

His character looks like he has down syndrome, holy shit.

Well, there's a new part that went up after his e3 footage, because this nerd doesn't understand upload Qs.

He is pinch hitting indeed. And raging at it. Because he doesn't understand what pinch hitting is, or that the reason he's being relieved after hitting is because a new pitcher needs to pitch.

Ahahaha, okay I finished the segment and the game for whatever reason forgot to substitute Phil back out after pinch hitting and he ended up on the mound.

WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHY AM I PITCHING?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

Well, there's a new part that went up after his e3 footage, because this nerd doesn't understand upload Qs.

He is pinch hitting indeed. And raging at it. Because he doesn't understand what pinch hitting is, or that the reason he's being relieved after hitting is because a new pitcher needs to pitch.

Ahahaha, okay I finished the segment and the game for whatever reason forgot to substitute Phil back out after pinch hitting and he ended up on the mound.

WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHY AM I PITCHING?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

It does happen from time to time where a position player ends up pitching because they've blown through the pitchers they have ready or people getting injured. It usually doesn't end well. For the game to have done that though you would think he'd have to have the highest pitching stats of non pitchers on his team.

 

[DiabeticSP]

It does happen from time to time where a position player ends up pitching because they've blown through the pitchers they have ready or people getting injured. It usually doesn't end well. For the game to have done that though you would think he'd have to have the highest pitching stats of non pitchers on his team.

Sure, but it swapped him out after 1 pitch so I assume the game just kinda oopsied that one.

But it does stand to show Phil has no idea how/why he's pinch hitting.

"I want to be a hitter, why isnt the game making me a hitter" is another gem of Phil-ism not baseballing.

I guess the game gave up on trying to expect Phil to play 1B correctly.


Edit: ALSO, he's not a designated hitter like his tweet says. He's pinch hitting, that's an entirely different thing.

He probably just wants a reason to boredquit. Which is fine, its a (practically) endless game of reptitive sportsing. So just funny he needs to dress it up. You think he'd have learned ONE thing about baseball so far.

 

[actually]

I'm honestly really torn about this. One one hand, good shit 7foxes for calling him out on his BS, but did you really need to give that fat fuck $5.00 to do that? Maybe he did it so that Phil would read it, but I'm willing to bet he's just gonna call it a troll message and ban him for it while still pocketing those 5 bucks.

Phil didn't even acknowledge the message, so it was absolutely $5 wasted.

Sure, but it swapped him out after 1 pitch so I assume the game just kinda oopsied that one.

I would have to go back and watch to be sure (and that's not happening), but I think Phil button-mashed his way into skipping it by accident. He wigged out when the pitching tutorial came up and just started pressing buttons and overreacting instead of reading literally anything on the screen. "WHA HAPPENING? WHA HAPPENING? WHAT IS THIS?" etc.

 

[Salubrious]

Edit: ALSO, he's not a designated hitter like his tweet says. He's pinch hitting, that's an entirely different thing.

I don't think he realizes that he can't be a designated hitter because the Pirates are in the National League.

I would have to go back and watch to be sure (and that's not happening), but I think Phil button-mashed his way into skipping it by accident. He wigged out when the pitching tutorial came up and just started pressing buttons and overreacting instead of reading literally anything on the screen. "WHA HAPPENING? WHA HAPPENING? WHAT IS THIS?" etc.

It was hilarious because he was JUST bitching about only being a pinch hitter, and then he was given the chance to do something different and he raged.

And you're correct, DSP did his usual thing of seeing prompts on the screen, mashing through them as quickly as possible, and then complaining that he had no idea what was going on and that the game didn't explain anything.

I THINK DSP was brought in for one hitter (a typical real life thing to save the overused relievers arms in a blowout although the score was only 5-1), and he either skipped it by pigroach luck or didn't notice that he got the guy out to end the inning. I was laughing too hard to pay attention.

Edit: Watch the video here starting a 1h, 6m, 6s. He doesn't know what's happening but doesn't take the time to read anything on the screen, mashes through it as fast as possible, throws one pitch by complete accident, pauses the game, and then somehow got relieved so the game skipped over his pitching even though he was on a 0-1 count.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

you can hear the moment phil realizes a legitimate criticism might be valid and goes full defensive mode and fires off his usual insults

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Fucking lol at his excuse "I do inteligent and quality content,unlike every other popular streamers who is a clown with dyed hair,if I change I will lose my identity"

Good job on 7foxes_tangent on calling him out on that,what identity does Phil have? He is known as a toxic beggar that is shit at video games and also as the guy who masturbated on stream.

His only response to criticism is to call the other person a synonymous of idiot or inmature,then procceds to compliment his own maturity and ban the person who dared to give him a reality check.

 

[Eugene Drizzledick]

I didn't realize Phil was traded to the Pirates. That actually sucks as he's stuck on the bench now. He needs to start over, which he won't do.

I don't know how he managed to fuck up a RTTS as a slugger on beginner where you literally just press square + up and hit 100 HRs with a .500 average, but Phil always manages to fail in miraculous ways.

 

[Adamska]

It really is telling when he's too retarded to understand his pig cult doesn't care about the game since he clearly don't either, and he should die some more against the Plant Brain from FFIX since his cult likes JRPGs more.

Like why stick with games that you clearly don't want to play? Especially given that you don't even really get any change in money for playing it?

 

[Salubrious]

Like why stick with games that you clearly don't want to play? Especially given that you don't even really get any change in money for playing it?

At this point, what does DSP want to play? When is the last time DSP has seemed genuinely happy playing a game?

Ironically, I think it was when he played Final Fantasy IV. I can't think of too many games he hasn't raged at in the last two years.

 

[Pargon]

At this point, what does DSP want to play? When is the last time DSP has seemed genuinely happy playing a game?

Ironically, I think it was when he played Final Fantasy IV. I can't think of too many games he hasn't raged at in the last two years.

A mostly-linear nearly 30-year old JRPG that cribs most of its plot cues from something immensely popular. Why am I not surprised that Phil loves it*?

*no distaste for FF4 at all, the After Years cash grab notwithstanding. It still holds up, but it's a giant on whose shoulders many, better games have stood.

 

[Eugene Drizzledick]

Ironically, I think it was when he played Final Fantasy IV. I can't think of too many games he hasn't raged at in the last two years.

That was only because he played on Normal, which is similar to the GBA version which is ridiculously easy. Even easier than the dumbed down Americanized FFII version. And, of course, Phil lied the entire time saying that Normal was the same as the DS version.

A mostly-linear nearly 30-year old JRPG that cribs most of its plot cues from something immensely popular. Why am I not surprised that Phil loves it*?

*no distaste for FF4 at all, the After Years cash grab notwithstanding. It still holds up, but it's a giant on whose shoulders many, better games have stood.

I must defend the FFIV PSP version. It's the best remake done in the series, by far.

 

[Preferred Penne]

If all Phil wants to do is mash home runs, why doesn't he just play Home Run Derby the whole time? He could just create himself with maxed-out stats, put on Baby Mode, and crush homers every time and pat himself on the back for it.

 

[Forbidden Math]

That was only because he played on Normal, which is similar to the GBA version which is ridiculously easy. Even easier than the dumbed down Americanized FFII version. And, of course, Phil lied the entire time saying that Normal was the same as the DS version.


I must defend the FFIV PSP version. It's the best remake done in the series, by far.

I'd argue 1 and 2 had a lot of good remakes, but there is no doubting the PSP version of IV was great. Shame Square Enix decided to go the reboot route with FFVII, I mean it looks pretty but it also looks like a totally different game.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[Salubrious]

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Considering he doesn't stream on it, he can buy a new laptop at Best Buy for $200.

Then again, this cheap ass has been using the same broken keyboard for years. He'll never invest a dime into his own business.