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I think its because Hispanics rank higher than east Asians on the progressive stack so she can take an Asian role.
The idea that slavery is an inherently black narative is pretty amusing.
As long as the actor lacks pale skin, they don't care about race accurate casting.
And I’ve had my moments in that realm, but lately I’ve just been so damn cock hungry it can be almost painful, especially here in L.A., walking down the street and falling in love with man-beauties every two goddamn minutes. I’m convinced the most beautiful men in the world scurry around L.A.I am a paradox, a sexual kaleidoscope, a tsunami of fluid desires!
After some heavy panting and both of us lying exhausted on his bed for a few minutes, he slowly turned his head to me and whispered deeply, as if we were sweaty Navy bunkmates on a rusty yellow submarine, “You want me to piss on you?”No hesitation. I wanted that piss, folks. That’s what I came here to do.
I kept drinking it. I couldn’t help but think, Finally. This is what it’s like, and it was even better than my fantasy. I felt united with all men, all humiliation, all exaltation. It was as if small, medium, and large had merged into one, and it just felt like pure manhood warming my soul, my throat, my heart. How silly I was until this moment. Funny how being covered in another man’s piss brings so much clarity.I felt united with all men, all humiliation, all exaltation.
Not sure if this belongs here, if it doesn't? I apologize.
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Piss Date
I have found the path to world peace, and it’s drinking another man’s pisshumanparts.medium.com
For quite some time, I’ve been fascinated with piss. I’ve racked my brain to find a hidden wound from the past that would shed some urine on why I have the desire for someone to piss into my mouth. Something in me must be warped, right?
The immediate assumption that I’m warped may go back to childhood. I went to a private academy for elementary school. Its sole purpose, seemingly, was to make one feel guilty for listening to rock music, even Christian rock music. How dare ye listen to the evils of Steven Curtis Chapman and DC Talk? The school also seemed intent on making one feel guilty for even existing.
Somewhere amid being paddled, memorizing entire pages of scripture, singing hymns for our parents while holding Bibles in the air like swords, and laying the groundwork for a decent education, my friends and I showed our cocks to each other in the bathroom. A superficial, evolutionary pecking order was established: small, medium, large. The power dynamic of the group seemed to follow that order, too.
Or maybe it was morality-based: dicks were bad, decent, and perfect. Or possibly value-based: cheap dick, okay-quality dick, and the best dick. Whether it was Darwin in our minds, Jesus in our hearts, or rampant American capitalism, unless we were the big cock, most of us felt inadequate.
Maybe it was the power of that devil lady Amy Grant, but somehow in those Christian bathrooms we laid the groundwork for a sick view of masculinity based on competition, comparison, and cock size.
I was medium-sized, and I felt both proud I wasn’t smallest and ashamed I wasn’t biggest. Because of this shame, for the longest time I had trouble pissing in urinals — even into my twenties. I was pee shy, which exacerbated my self-loathing and validated the idea that I was ever-so-slightly less of a man, until I bought a book called Shy Bladder Syndrome and slowly taught myself out of the fear.
Thankfully, after much learning, unlearning, hole-opening sexual experiences, soul-opening spiritual experiences, therapy, global traveling, and violent masturbation, I’ve realized I’m perfect exactly as I am. There’s nothing I need to fix, to make smaller or bigger. I am not inadequate, bad, or warped. I am not guilty or ashamed of being me. My perfection comes not from comparison, but from my uniqueness. No one has ever had a dick or a soul like mine, and no one ever will.
And part of that unique perfection is my apparent sexualization of urinals and pissing and bathrooms in general, regardless of whether Christian rock music is playing. I’ve accepted it. I like it. It’s well and good. But I had never really acted on it—until recently.
I like the idea of a man pissing onto my face, onto my chest, into my mouth, into my asshole, and looking up at him being in total control. I love the idea of a man marking his territory like a goddamn wolf—but all over me, owning me and making me his own, forever connecting me and staining me as his. Perhaps I’m drawn to this because for the most part when people see me — muscles, mustache, big intimidating body and booty — they assume I’m a total dom daddy top.
And I’ve had my moments in that realm, but lately I’ve just been so damn cock hungry it can be almost painful, especially here in L.A., walking down the street and falling in love with man-beauties every two goddamn minutes. I’m convinced the most beautiful men in the world scurry around L.A.
Is it the power of defying expectations? The thrill of proving to the world you’re not just one thing, but many things? I am not small, or medium, or large; I am everything. I am not dominant or submissive; I am everything. I am a paradox, a sexual kaleidoscope, a tsunami of fluid desires!
Relatively big hairy muscle dude gets made into a piss-covered bitch.
Somehow that headline feels right and nice to me.
[Side note: Lately I’ve been experimenting with Ecstasy too, in moderation — yes, my Christian schooling still comes into play — going out dancing until 4 a.m. (not 6 a.m., because that would be crazy) in just boots and a jockstrap and making out with as many hot dudes as possible. It has been glorious, and I feel like I’m truly living my #BestLife.]
The other weekend we went to one of those massive gay dance parties that are having a renaissance in L.A. (or maybe it just seems that way because I’ve started going to them). Hordes of shirtless men, cocks out in the dark, fuckin’ lasers, balloons, bubbles filled with smoke, leather, jockstraps, glitter, muscles, streamers that explode onto the crowds as muscled-up go-go boys covered in paint dance and prance around on stage — it’s heaven. At this party in particular the music was phenomenal, and so was the choice of men.
I saw two extremely hairy, extremely muscular dudes dancing shirtless, high out of their frickin’ minds, and I thought, That’ll do, pig.
I slithered my sweaty body between the two of them, and they loved it. One in particular was exactly how I would draw my fantasy man. Each pec had its own zip code. He actually resembled some of the first gay porn pics I ever looked at, very Tom of Finland. After their high calmed down a bit and they could actually form coherent sentences, I exchanged info with the one I liked.
Turns out this dude was/is a complete dom leather top piss daddy. He sent me all sorts of things he was going to use on me, basically a whole 50 Shades of Gay collection. After douching about 400 times — and also once at the gas station near his place, just to be sure I was ready for anything — I walked into his place. Shirts quickly came off, exposing our magically manly chests, and I robotically made my way to his leather boots.
I found myself licking them as he spanked my ass and called me a good boy. His nipples were the most sensitive I’ve ever encountered; when I touched them he shivered and groaned and then slapped my ass again. Then the nipple clamps came out—for me. My nipples aren’t wired, as the gays say, meaning they aren’t connected to my cock and balls.
So dom daddy decided to force the connection. A chain attached the nipple clamps together, and he tied a leather strap to that chain and wrapped my cock and balls in the strap, so it acted like a combination cock ring-leash he could use to pull me around the room, which he did.
Later he put on leather gloves and switched into a leather vest, which felt very Mr. Rogers unnecessary, like every time he’d get one of those damn sweaters from the closet. It didn’t make much sense, except for the fact that now was apparently the leather vest time of the evening. I went with it.
The amount of leather this man had was impressive. He even had a leather sling, which we did not get to use — next time? Eventually he fucked the shit out of me the way you would expect—rough thrusts and lots of manly grunts—yet there were also tender moments, which were wonderfully surprising. That tenderness later turned into more aggressive thrusting, which culminated with him cumming into my ass.
After some heavy panting and both of us lying exhausted on his bed for a few minutes, he slowly turned his head to me and whispered deeply, as if we were sweaty Navy bunkmates on a rusty yellow submarine, “You want me to piss on you?”
There, in my sweaty jockstrap, I said, “Yes. Yes I do. Yes please.” No hesitation. I wanted that piss, folks. That’s what I came here to do. It was a piss date for god’s sake, and so I was gonna make it a goddamn piss date.
We waltzed to the bathroom. I wasn’t sure if he wanted me in the stand-up shower or in the tub or on the tile. I was nervous and confused. “Get in the fuckin’ tub,” he said.
Okay, yes sir.
It took him a bit of time to relax enough to pee. And so I patiently waited for my prize, vigorously masturbating, looking up at this hairy man-god.
This all felt like years in the making, as if I were finally accepting part of myself that I had hidden for way too long. I felt like he was my sex angel. My sex-piss-angel, as it were. I thought maybe he first showed up when I was scared of what it meant to be a man, afraid I didn’t measure up at the urinal, afraid medium meant I was less valuable than large, afraid the entire world thought I didn’t deserve to exist, afraid I’d never be satisfying to anyone, especially myself.
Perhaps that’s when my sex-piss-angel showed up in the dark. From that day on, he secretly flew with me everywhere I went, around the world, until we could finally meet, manifested here, in human form, golden hour in West Hollywood, in a bathtub of so many of my sparkly sexual fantasies.
He had been with me during all those years of shame and fear, he had been with me when I finally opened up to loving men, and especially opened up to loving myself and all that makes me, me—weird fetishes, exact dick measurements, and all.
And as I closed my eyes, kneeling in complete patience, complete presence, a warmth I had never felt dripped all over my face, anointing my head with piss, dripping down into my mustache, down my neck, my hairy chest, into my jockstrap, onto my dick, and down the drain, on its way to an ocean full of fish piss.
He thought he didn’t have to pee at first, but boy did he. He just kept going and going, and I kept loving it and loving it. And then, as if drinking the blood of Christ (or the piss of Christ, perhaps), I slowly opened up my mouth, and — like aiming for the fly inside a porcelain urinal — he went straight for my tongue and down my throat. I gulped and gulped that thick warm manly stream.
I kept drinking it. I couldn’t help but think, Finally. This is what it’s like, and it was even better than my fantasy. I felt united with all men, all humiliation, all exaltation. It was as if small, medium, and large had merged into one, and it just felt like pure manhood warming my soul, my throat, my heart. How silly I was until this moment. Funny how being covered in another man’s piss brings so much clarity.
When you drink another man’s piss, you really have to surrender to what is, what you are, all that you are, the ultimate form of shocking acceptance. I thought butt sex was the ultimate surrender, especially if the dude’s dick is the size of an eggplant. I thought there would be less war if we all just got fucked in the ass more often.
But no, my friends, it’s drinking piss. Perhaps instead of building walls at the borders of our countries and at the borders of our hearts, we should just drink each other’s piss, the warmth of men from around the world, and maybe then that heaven God has been preparing for us—while we raise our Bibles in the air like swords together, crossing streams—would finally be welcomed here on earth. Peace. Goodwill. And piss on men.
Plus, piss really doesn’t taste too bad, provided one drinks plenty of water or beer or pineapple juice that day. Funny thing is, dom-top-piss-daddy-leather-god-sex-angel had been coaching me all week leading up to our piss date, reminding me to drink my own piss so I’d get used to the taste, so I’d be used to his taste.
At first I scoffed at the idea, until, as if awakened by angels once again, I got up in the middle of the night needing to pee. I kept a glass near the sink just in case, which sat there unused for days, ready for this moment—like tard cum and cookies for Santa, or just pure piss for me.
In my sleepy haze I reached for the glass, squirted a bit of my man juices within, and slowly raised my hand in the air, grasping the cup like a sword of sorts as it sparkled in the bathroom light. I raised my glass to loving myself completely, to trusting myself most. I raised my glass to the calm music of my own steady stream.
...Am I reading this right? He would regularly drink his own pee in preparation to drink someone else's pee?Plus, piss really doesn’t taste too bad, provided one drinks plenty of water or beer or pineapple juice that day. Funny thing is, dom-top-piss-daddy-leather-god-sex-angel had been coaching me all week leading up to our piss date, reminding me to drink my own piss so I’d get used to the taste, so I’d be used to his taste.
At first I scoffed at the idea, until, as if awakened by angels once again, I got up in the middle of the night needing to pee. I kept a glass near the sink just in case, which sat there unused for days, ready for this moment—like tard cum and cookies for Santa, or just pure piss for me.
In my sleepy haze I reached for the glass, squirted a bit of my man juices within, and slowly raised my hand in the air, grasping the cup like a sword of sorts as it sparkled in the bathroom light. I raised my glass to loving myself completely, to trusting myself most. I raised my glass to the calm music of my own steady stream.
This is some real copypasta-tier shit, but I have no idea what it has to do with SJWs.Not sure if this belongs here, if it doesn't? I apologize.
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Piss Date
I have found the path to world peace, and it’s drinking another man’s pisshumanparts.medium.com
For quite some time, I’ve been fascinated with piss. I’ve racked my brain to find a hidden wound from the past that would shed some urine on why I have the desire for someone to piss into my mouth. Something in me must be warped, right?
The immediate assumption that I’m warped may go back to childhood. I went to a private academy for elementary school. Its sole purpose, seemingly, was to make one feel guilty for listening to rock music, even Christian rock music. How dare ye listen to the evils of Steven Curtis Chapman and DC Talk? The school also seemed intent on making one feel guilty for even existing.
Somewhere amid being paddled, memorizing entire pages of scripture, singing hymns for our parents while holding Bibles in the air like swords, and laying the groundwork for a decent education, my friends and I showed our cocks to each other in the bathroom. A superficial, evolutionary pecking order was established: small, medium, large. The power dynamic of the group seemed to follow that order, too.
Or maybe it was morality-based: dicks were bad, decent, and perfect. Or possibly value-based: cheap dick, okay-quality dick, and the best dick. Whether it was Darwin in our minds, Jesus in our hearts, or rampant American capitalism, unless we were the big cock, most of us felt inadequate.
Maybe it was the power of that devil lady Amy Grant, but somehow in those Christian bathrooms we laid the groundwork for a sick view of masculinity based on competition, comparison, and cock size.
I was medium-sized, and I felt both proud I wasn’t smallest and ashamed I wasn’t biggest. Because of this shame, for the longest time I had trouble pissing in urinals — even into my twenties. I was pee shy, which exacerbated my self-loathing and validated the idea that I was ever-so-slightly less of a man, until I bought a book called Shy Bladder Syndrome and slowly taught myself out of the fear.
Thankfully, after much learning, unlearning, hole-opening sexual experiences, soul-opening spiritual experiences, therapy, global traveling, and violent masturbation, I’ve realized I’m perfect exactly as I am. There’s nothing I need to fix, to make smaller or bigger. I am not inadequate, bad, or warped. I am not guilty or ashamed of being me. My perfection comes not from comparison, but from my uniqueness. No one has ever had a dick or a soul like mine, and no one ever will.
And part of that unique perfection is my apparent sexualization of urinals and pissing and bathrooms in general, regardless of whether Christian rock music is playing. I’ve accepted it. I like it. It’s well and good. But I had never really acted on it—until recently.
I like the idea of a man pissing onto my face, onto my chest, into my mouth, into my asshole, and looking up at him being in total control. I love the idea of a man marking his territory like a goddamn wolf—but all over me, owning me and making me his own, forever connecting me and staining me as his. Perhaps I’m drawn to this because for the most part when people see me — muscles, mustache, big intimidating body and booty — they assume I’m a total dom daddy top.
And I’ve had my moments in that realm, but lately I’ve just been so damn cock hungry it can be almost painful, especially here in L.A., walking down the street and falling in love with man-beauties every two goddamn minutes. I’m convinced the most beautiful men in the world scurry around L.A.
Is it the power of defying expectations? The thrill of proving to the world you’re not just one thing, but many things? I am not small, or medium, or large; I am everything. I am not dominant or submissive; I am everything. I am a paradox, a sexual kaleidoscope, a tsunami of fluid desires!
Relatively big hairy muscle dude gets made into a piss-covered bitch.
Somehow that headline feels right and nice to me.
[Side note: Lately I’ve been experimenting with Ecstasy too, in moderation — yes, my Christian schooling still comes into play — going out dancing until 4 a.m. (not 6 a.m., because that would be crazy) in just boots and a jockstrap and making out with as many hot dudes as possible. It has been glorious, and I feel like I’m truly living my #BestLife.]
The other weekend we went to one of those massive gay dance parties that are having a renaissance in L.A. (or maybe it just seems that way because I’ve started going to them). Hordes of shirtless men, cocks out in the dark, fuckin’ lasers, balloons, bubbles filled with smoke, leather, jockstraps, glitter, muscles, streamers that explode onto the crowds as muscled-up go-go boys covered in paint dance and prance around on stage — it’s heaven. At this party in particular the music was phenomenal, and so was the choice of men.
I saw two extremely hairy, extremely muscular dudes dancing shirtless, high out of their frickin’ minds, and I thought, That’ll do, pig.
I slithered my sweaty body between the two of them, and they loved it. One in particular was exactly how I would draw my fantasy man. Each pec had its own zip code. He actually resembled some of the first gay porn pics I ever looked at, very Tom of Finland. After their high calmed down a bit and they could actually form coherent sentences, I exchanged info with the one I liked.
Turns out this dude was/is a complete dom leather top piss daddy. He sent me all sorts of things he was going to use on me, basically a whole 50 Shades of Gay collection. After douching about 400 times — and also once at the gas station near his place, just to be sure I was ready for anything — I walked into his place. Shirts quickly came off, exposing our magically manly chests, and I robotically made my way to his leather boots.
I found myself licking them as he spanked my ass and called me a good boy. His nipples were the most sensitive I’ve ever encountered; when I touched them he shivered and groaned and then slapped my ass again. Then the nipple clamps came out—for me. My nipples aren’t wired, as the gays say, meaning they aren’t connected to my cock and balls.
So dom daddy decided to force the connection. A chain attached the nipple clamps together, and he tied a leather strap to that chain and wrapped my cock and balls in the strap, so it acted like a combination cock ring-leash he could use to pull me around the room, which he did.
Later he put on leather gloves and switched into a leather vest, which felt very Mr. Rogers unnecessary, like every time he’d get one of those damn sweaters from the closet. It didn’t make much sense, except for the fact that now was apparently the leather vest time of the evening. I went with it.
The amount of leather this man had was impressive. He even had a leather sling, which we did not get to use — next time? Eventually he fucked the shit out of me the way you would expect—rough thrusts and lots of manly grunts—yet there were also tender moments, which were wonderfully surprising. That tenderness later turned into more aggressive thrusting, which culminated with him cumming into my ass.
After some heavy panting and both of us lying exhausted on his bed for a few minutes, he slowly turned his head to me and whispered deeply, as if we were sweaty Navy bunkmates on a rusty yellow submarine, “You want me to piss on you?”
There, in my sweaty jockstrap, I said, “Yes. Yes I do. Yes please.” No hesitation. I wanted that piss, folks. That’s what I came here to do. It was a piss date for god’s sake, and so I was gonna make it a goddamn piss date.
We waltzed to the bathroom. I wasn’t sure if he wanted me in the stand-up shower or in the tub or on the tile. I was nervous and confused. “Get in the fuckin’ tub,” he said.
Okay, yes sir.
It took him a bit of time to relax enough to pee. And so I patiently waited for my prize, vigorously masturbating, looking up at this hairy man-god.
This all felt like years in the making, as if I were finally accepting part of myself that I had hidden for way too long. I felt like he was my sex angel. My sex-piss-angel, as it were. I thought maybe he first showed up when I was scared of what it meant to be a man, afraid I didn’t measure up at the urinal, afraid medium meant I was less valuable than large, afraid the entire world thought I didn’t deserve to exist, afraid I’d never be satisfying to anyone, especially myself.
Perhaps that’s when my sex-piss-angel showed up in the dark. From that day on, he secretly flew with me everywhere I went, around the world, until we could finally meet, manifested here, in human form, golden hour in West Hollywood, in a bathtub of so many of my sparkly sexual fantasies.
He had been with me during all those years of shame and fear, he had been with me when I finally opened up to loving men, and especially opened up to loving myself and all that makes me, me—weird fetishes, exact dick measurements, and all.
And as I closed my eyes, kneeling in complete patience, complete presence, a warmth I had never felt dripped all over my face, anointing my head with piss, dripping down into my mustache, down my neck, my hairy chest, into my jockstrap, onto my dick, and down the drain, on its way to an ocean full of fish piss.
He thought he didn’t have to pee at first, but boy did he. He just kept going and going, and I kept loving it and loving it. And then, as if drinking the blood of Christ (or the piss of Christ, perhaps), I slowly opened up my mouth, and — like aiming for the fly inside a porcelain urinal — he went straight for my tongue and down my throat. I gulped and gulped that thick warm manly stream.
I kept drinking it. I couldn’t help but think, Finally. This is what it’s like, and it was even better than my fantasy. I felt united with all men, all humiliation, all exaltation. It was as if small, medium, and large had merged into one, and it just felt like pure manhood warming my soul, my throat, my heart. How silly I was until this moment. Funny how being covered in another man’s piss brings so much clarity.
When you drink another man’s piss, you really have to surrender to what is, what you are, all that you are, the ultimate form of shocking acceptance. I thought butt sex was the ultimate surrender, especially if the dude’s dick is the size of an eggplant. I thought there would be less war if we all just got fucked in the ass more often.
But no, my friends, it’s drinking piss. Perhaps instead of building walls at the borders of our countries and at the borders of our hearts, we should just drink each other’s piss, the warmth of men from around the world, and maybe then that heaven God has been preparing for us—while we raise our Bibles in the air like swords together, crossing streams—would finally be welcomed here on earth. Peace. Goodwill. And piss on men.
Plus, piss really doesn’t taste too bad, provided one drinks plenty of water or beer or pineapple juice that day. Funny thing is, dom-top-piss-daddy-leather-god-sex-angel had been coaching me all week leading up to our piss date, reminding me to drink my own piss so I’d get used to the taste, so I’d be used to his taste.
At first I scoffed at the idea, until, as if awakened by angels once again, I got up in the middle of the night needing to pee. I kept a glass near the sink just in case, which sat there unused for days, ready for this moment—like tard cum and cookies for Santa, or just pure piss for me.
In my sleepy haze I reached for the glass, squirted a bit of my man juices within, and slowly raised my hand in the air, grasping the cup like a sword of sorts as it sparkled in the bathroom light. I raised my glass to loving myself completely, to trusting myself most. I raised my glass to the calm music of my own steady stream.
The enlightened people of nu-america will not stand for your bigotry, sir. This man has found God in a stinky yellow stream, can you say as much? I suggest you get your ass down to yer local fag bar and situate yourself in the restrooms. Try and understand diversity and tolerance by living through it....Am I reading this right? He would regularly drink his own pee in preparation to drink someone else's pee?
How is this not unsanitary?
Micah Enloe is a pretty big 4th wave activist. He's one of the people pushing socjus on coporations.This is some real copypasta-tier shit, but I have no idea what it has to do with SJWs.
Not sure if this belongs here, if it doesn't? I apologize.
![]()
Piss Date
I have found the path to world peace, and it’s drinking another man’s pisshumanparts.medium.com
For quite some time, I’ve been fascinated with piss. I’ve racked my brain to find a hidden wound from the past that would shed some urine on why I have the desire for someone to piss into my mouth. Something in me must be warped, right?
The immediate assumption that I’m warped may go back to childhood. I went to a private academy for elementary school. Its sole purpose, seemingly, was to make one feel guilty for listening to rock music, even Christian rock music. How dare ye listen to the evils of Steven Curtis Chapman and DC Talk? The school also seemed intent on making one feel guilty for even existing.
Somewhere amid being paddled, memorizing entire pages of scripture, singing hymns for our parents while holding Bibles in the air like swords, and laying the groundwork for a decent education, my friends and I showed our cocks to each other in the bathroom. A superficial, evolutionary pecking order was established: small, medium, large. The power dynamic of the group seemed to follow that order, too.
Or maybe it was morality-based: dicks were bad, decent, and perfect. Or possibly value-based: cheap dick, okay-quality dick, and the best dick. Whether it was Darwin in our minds, Jesus in our hearts, or rampant American capitalism, unless we were the big cock, most of us felt inadequate.
Maybe it was the power of that devil lady Amy Grant, but somehow in those Christian bathrooms we laid the groundwork for a sick view of masculinity based on competition, comparison, and cock size.
I was medium-sized, and I felt both proud I wasn’t smallest and ashamed I wasn’t biggest. Because of this shame, for the longest time I had trouble pissing in urinals — even into my twenties. I was pee shy, which exacerbated my self-loathing and validated the idea that I was ever-so-slightly less of a man, until I bought a book called Shy Bladder Syndrome and slowly taught myself out of the fear.
Thankfully, after much learning, unlearning, hole-opening sexual experiences, soul-opening spiritual experiences, therapy, global traveling, and violent masturbation, I’ve realized I’m perfect exactly as I am. There’s nothing I need to fix, to make smaller or bigger. I am not inadequate, bad, or warped. I am not guilty or ashamed of being me. My perfection comes not from comparison, but from my uniqueness. No one has ever had a dick or a soul like mine, and no one ever will.
And part of that unique perfection is my apparent sexualization of urinals and pissing and bathrooms in general, regardless of whether Christian rock music is playing. I’ve accepted it. I like it. It’s well and good. But I had never really acted on it—until recently.
I like the idea of a man pissing onto my face, onto my chest, into my mouth, into my asshole, and looking up at him being in total control. I love the idea of a man marking his territory like a goddamn wolf—but all over me, owning me and making me his own, forever connecting me and staining me as his. Perhaps I’m drawn to this because for the most part when people see me — muscles, mustache, big intimidating body and booty — they assume I’m a total dom daddy top.
And I’ve had my moments in that realm, but lately I’ve just been so damn cock hungry it can be almost painful, especially here in L.A., walking down the street and falling in love with man-beauties every two goddamn minutes. I’m convinced the most beautiful men in the world scurry around L.A.
Is it the power of defying expectations? The thrill of proving to the world you’re not just one thing, but many things? I am not small, or medium, or large; I am everything. I am not dominant or submissive; I am everything. I am a paradox, a sexual kaleidoscope, a tsunami of fluid desires!
Relatively big hairy muscle dude gets made into a piss-covered bitch.
Somehow that headline feels right and nice to me.
[Side note: Lately I’ve been experimenting with Ecstasy too, in moderation — yes, my Christian schooling still comes into play — going out dancing until 4 a.m. (not 6 a.m., because that would be crazy) in just boots and a jockstrap and making out with as many hot dudes as possible. It has been glorious, and I feel like I’m truly living my #BestLife.]
The other weekend we went to one of those massive gay dance parties that are having a renaissance in L.A. (or maybe it just seems that way because I’ve started going to them). Hordes of shirtless men, cocks out in the dark, fuckin’ lasers, balloons, bubbles filled with smoke, leather, jockstraps, glitter, muscles, streamers that explode onto the crowds as muscled-up go-go boys covered in paint dance and prance around on stage — it’s heaven. At this party in particular the music was phenomenal, and so was the choice of men.
I saw two extremely hairy, extremely muscular dudes dancing shirtless, high out of their frickin’ minds, and I thought, That’ll do, pig.
I slithered my sweaty body between the two of them, and they loved it. One in particular was exactly how I would draw my fantasy man. Each pec had its own zip code. He actually resembled some of the first gay porn pics I ever looked at, very Tom of Finland. After their high calmed down a bit and they could actually form coherent sentences, I exchanged info with the one I liked.
Turns out this dude was/is a complete dom leather top piss daddy. He sent me all sorts of things he was going to use on me, basically a whole 50 Shades of Gay collection. After douching about 400 times — and also once at the gas station near his place, just to be sure I was ready for anything — I walked into his place. Shirts quickly came off, exposing our magically manly chests, and I robotically made my way to his leather boots.
I found myself licking them as he spanked my ass and called me a good boy. His nipples were the most sensitive I’ve ever encountered; when I touched them he shivered and groaned and then slapped my ass again. Then the nipple clamps came out—for me. My nipples aren’t wired, as the gays say, meaning they aren’t connected to my cock and balls.
So dom daddy decided to force the connection. A chain attached the nipple clamps together, and he tied a leather strap to that chain and wrapped my cock and balls in the strap, so it acted like a combination cock ring-leash he could use to pull me around the room, which he did.
Later he put on leather gloves and switched into a leather vest, which felt very Mr. Rogers unnecessary, like every time he’d get one of those damn sweaters from the closet. It didn’t make much sense, except for the fact that now was apparently the leather vest time of the evening. I went with it.
The amount of leather this man had was impressive. He even had a leather sling, which we did not get to use — next time? Eventually he fucked the shit out of me the way you would expect—rough thrusts and lots of manly grunts—yet there were also tender moments, which were wonderfully surprising. That tenderness later turned into more aggressive thrusting, which culminated with him cumming into my ass.
After some heavy panting and both of us lying exhausted on his bed for a few minutes, he slowly turned his head to me and whispered deeply, as if we were sweaty Navy bunkmates on a rusty yellow submarine, “You want me to piss on you?”
There, in my sweaty jockstrap, I said, “Yes. Yes I do. Yes please.” No hesitation. I wanted that piss, folks. That’s what I came here to do. It was a piss date for god’s sake, and so I was gonna make it a goddamn piss date.
We waltzed to the bathroom. I wasn’t sure if he wanted me in the stand-up shower or in the tub or on the tile. I was nervous and confused. “Get in the fuckin’ tub,” he said.
Okay, yes sir.
It took him a bit of time to relax enough to pee. And so I patiently waited for my prize, vigorously masturbating, looking up at this hairy man-god.
This all felt like years in the making, as if I were finally accepting part of myself that I had hidden for way too long. I felt like he was my sex angel. My sex-piss-angel, as it were. I thought maybe he first showed up when I was scared of what it meant to be a man, afraid I didn’t measure up at the urinal, afraid medium meant I was less valuable than large, afraid the entire world thought I didn’t deserve to exist, afraid I’d never be satisfying to anyone, especially myself.
Perhaps that’s when my sex-piss-angel showed up in the dark. From that day on, he secretly flew with me everywhere I went, around the world, until we could finally meet, manifested here, in human form, golden hour in West Hollywood, in a bathtub of so many of my sparkly sexual fantasies.
He had been with me during all those years of shame and fear, he had been with me when I finally opened up to loving men, and especially opened up to loving myself and all that makes me, me—weird fetishes, exact dick measurements, and all.
And as I closed my eyes, kneeling in complete patience, complete presence, a warmth I had never felt dripped all over my face, anointing my head with piss, dripping down into my mustache, down my neck, my hairy chest, into my jockstrap, onto my dick, and down the drain, on its way to an ocean full of fish piss.
He thought he didn’t have to pee at first, but boy did he. He just kept going and going, and I kept loving it and loving it. And then, as if drinking the blood of Christ (or the piss of Christ, perhaps), I slowly opened up my mouth, and — like aiming for the fly inside a porcelain urinal — he went straight for my tongue and down my throat. I gulped and gulped that thick warm manly stream.
I kept drinking it. I couldn’t help but think, Finally. This is what it’s like, and it was even better than my fantasy. I felt united with all men, all humiliation, all exaltation. It was as if small, medium, and large had merged into one, and it just felt like pure manhood warming my soul, my throat, my heart. How silly I was until this moment. Funny how being covered in another man’s piss brings so much clarity.
When you drink another man’s piss, you really have to surrender to what is, what you are, all that you are, the ultimate form of shocking acceptance. I thought butt sex was the ultimate surrender, especially if the dude’s dick is the size of an eggplant. I thought there would be less war if we all just got fucked in the ass more often.
But no, my friends, it’s drinking piss. Perhaps instead of building walls at the borders of our countries and at the borders of our hearts, we should just drink each other’s piss, the warmth of men from around the world, and maybe then that heaven God has been preparing for us—while we raise our Bibles in the air like swords together, crossing streams—would finally be welcomed here on earth. Peace. Goodwill. And piss on men.
Plus, piss really doesn’t taste too bad, provided one drinks plenty of water or beer or pineapple juice that day. Funny thing is, dom-top-piss-daddy-leather-god-sex-angel had been coaching me all week leading up to our piss date, reminding me to drink my own piss so I’d get used to the taste, so I’d be used to his taste.
At first I scoffed at the idea, until, as if awakened by angels once again, I got up in the middle of the night needing to pee. I kept a glass near the sink just in case, which sat there unused for days, ready for this moment—like tard cum and cookies for Santa, or just pure piss for me.
In my sleepy haze I reached for the glass, squirted a bit of my man juices within, and slowly raised my hand in the air, grasping the cup like a sword of sorts as it sparkled in the bathroom light. I raised my glass to loving myself completely, to trusting myself most. I raised my glass to the calm music of my own steady stream.
I think there are a few things good enough for random.txt in there."I thought there would be less war if we all just got fucked in the ass more often."
The idea of achieving world peace through buttsex and piss drinking is perhaps the funniest thing I've read today.
No hesitation. I wanted that piss, folks. That’s what I came here to do.
And that makes me think....The movie "The Animal" starring Rob Schneider is, obviously, not a good movie. However, there is one funny recurring joke, which is that EVERYONE is super duper ultra nice to the black dude because they don't want to get seen as racist. He gets increasingly frustrated with this throughout the movie, and it keeps getting more ridiculous.
That particular character reminds me of what you're talking about. It makes me wonder if what some of these guys want is to be slapped down just like a white person saying such dumb fucking shit would be. Like, the real racism they face is everyone handling them with kid gloves and treated them as a prop to prove how virtuous they are, rather than treating them like a person.
Apologies for the double post, but the subject was different enough, and you walk away from KF for a couple of days and threads race away... Anyhow...
There is a pretty good thread on it in A&H.I don't know if anybody remembers the Gibson Bakery vs. Oberlin case. From what I remember off the top of my head I think there was some idiot who shoplifted from the bakery. Said idiot was black. The bakery called the cops on him for shoplifting, and then the students at Oberlin started protesting because this was during the deepest part of BLM. Oberlin then listened to the idiot students calling the bakery a den of white supremacists, and broke a very lucrative contract with the bakery, who had been providing baked goods to the college's cafeteria.
After being slandered both by the students, and staff of Oberlin, the bakery owners started a lawsuit. This has been trickling down for several years. Well a jury awarded the bakery $11.2 million in compensatory damages, however punitive damages are still to be decided, with further evidence to be shown to the jury. This could provide an additional $22 million.
One would think Oberlin would keep quiet in hopes that they won't have to pay more. One would be wrong.
The Human Stain is reverse?I feel it's pretty racist that these people assume that NO ONE in the room would possibly be POC. There are people who are light-skinned but the moment they talk they give away what country or region they reside in due to their accent or speaking patterns. It's entirely possible, but then again, if you aren't brown enough I guess you aren't a POC....
It's kinda racist to say it's wrong to call the police on black shoplifters. What, do they think black people can't help but shoplift or something?I don't know if anybody remembers the Gibson Bakery vs. Oberlin case. From what I remember off the top of my head I think there was some idiot who shoplifted from the bakery. Said idiot was black. The bakery called the cops on him for shoplifting, and then the students at Oberlin started protesting because this was during the deepest part of BLM. Oberlin then listened to the idiot students calling the bakery a den of white supremacists, and broke a very lucrative contract with the bakery, who had been providing baked goods to the college's cafeteria.
After being slandered both by the students, and staff of Oberlin, the bakery owners started a lawsuit. This has been trickling down for several years. Well a jury awarded the bakery $11.2 million in compensatory damages, however punitive damages are still to be decided, with further evidence to be shown to the jury. This could provide an additional $22 million.
One would think Oberlin would keep quiet in hopes that they won't have to pay more. One would be wrong.
It’s very expensive to go woke. Glad this bit them in their ass.I don't know if anybody remembers the Gibson Bakery vs. Oberlin case. From what I remember off the top of my head I think there was some idiot who shoplifted from the bakery. Said idiot was black. The bakery called the cops on him for shoplifting, and then the students at Oberlin started protesting because this was during the deepest part of BLM. Oberlin then listened to the idiot students calling the bakery a den of white supremacists, and broke a very lucrative contract with the bakery, who had been providing baked goods to the college's cafeteria.
After being slandered both by the students, and staff of Oberlin, the bakery owners started a lawsuit. This has been trickling down for several years. Well a jury awarded the bakery $11.2 million in compensatory damages, however punitive damages are still to be decided, with further evidence to be shown to the jury. This could provide an additional $22 million.
One would think Oberlin would keep quiet in hopes that they won't have to pay more. One would be wrong.
This Chernobyl TV series is great and all, but do you know what it needs? More strong independent pee-oh-cee actors!
"Here's what's wrong with social justice warriors. There's not interested in justice. They're interested in clicks... Oh please, you don't think so?" Maher said to an incredulous Blow.
"It's people just trying to build a reputation to be part of a social media nation that may or may not even be real and it's also dividing us apart. Social media is not designed to bring us together, it's to bring us together to battle each other," national security analyst Clint Watts said. "It creates what real activism is versus I'll click this, tweet this out."
Clicked that looking to shit on Easton Ellis's head, but he fucking nails Gen X.![]()
Bret Easton Ellis: The Nihilism Of Generation X Is What Millennials Are Reacting To
On HBO's 'Real Time' Friday night, host Bill Maher, author Bret Easton Ellis, and 'New York Times' opinion writer Charles Blow had a heated debate on social justice warriors, political correctness and the differences between Generation X, Millennials, and Generation Z. The group also talked...www.realclearpolitics.com
Didn’t know where else to put this but thought it was really good.
Bill Maher is kind of a relic like Howard Stern but sometimes he has good points and he’s been pissing off leftists/SJWs for several years now. Mainly for being critical of Islam (they say he’s a racist) even though he’s critical of all religions.
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Well because I thought there was too much fiction out there in the world anyway and I wanted to write a book about the trajectory of Gen X and how we were born in the 60s, we came to age in the 70s in a time that was very free of parental guidance. We were on our own. The world wasn't made for children then and so I think aided in our independence. We had a tremendous amount of freedom. And then moving in through the 80s and then moving from the analog world into the digital world and then ending up in the summer of 2018 thinking where the fuck are we? What happened? All of these freedoms -- freedom of expression -- that we were allowed in the 70s and in the 80s and into a degree the 90s and suddenly we were stuck there and the summer of 2018, politically and culturally, going what the fuck happened? How did this happen to us?
To be honest, Bill Maher being right is sort of a broken clock thing. He doesn't excuse islam from his hatred of religion, so at least he's consistent there. But he's very much up his own ass, for example the move Religulous. So much easy stuff to pick on, but manages to just basically be a mean spirited and inaccurate hitpiece on random religious people.![]()
Bret Easton Ellis: The Nihilism Of Generation X Is What Millennials Are Reacting To
On HBO's 'Real Time' Friday night, host Bill Maher, author Bret Easton Ellis, and 'New York Times' opinion writer Charles Blow had a heated debate on social justice warriors, political correctness and the differences between Generation X, Millennials, and Generation Z. The group also talked...www.realclearpolitics.com
Didn’t know where else to put this but thought it was really good.
Bill Maher is kind of a relic like Howard Stern but sometimes he has good points and he’s been pissing off leftists/SJWs for several years now. Mainly for being critical of Islam (they say he’s a racist) even though he’s critical of all religions.
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