Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

Imagine thinking that sushi in middle Tennessee prepared by victims of human trafficking from Fujian China is going to be any more than gas station tier food.

 

[Adamska]

It always makes me laugh that these two guys are doing "Sushi Wars" when they don't know how to use chopsticks, don't like the ginger, don't like the wasabi and drown their sushi in soy sauce.

God damn, use enough soy sauce there?

Before:
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After:
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He let the sushi steep in the soy sauce, then dunked it again in it.

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He says all 3 rolls tasted the same. No shit. I bet they all tasted like soy sauce.

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Unfortunately, no Run DMC shirt today but remember how triggered he got by a 'Murica shirt at Sam's Club?

Jack comes off as an insecure control-freak weirdo given he's forcing his mancrush to treat HIS channel (which was supposed to be about the Mancrush fishing) like it was Jack's Channel (IE eating at shit sushi stores for that MSG fuelled food binge). Not shocking since I still believe Jack's just a gay man in denial about his feelings or the fact he's going to stroke out again soon.

Also yeah, Jack loves him some soy sauce; only thing missing is Cayenne Pepper and Mayo.

 

[feral cat #6385]

guy who has suffered two strokes, kidney stones, and lost the function in his arm is going on a week-long road trip eating nothing but burgers and fries

yeah sounds like a great idea

Jack is a dedicated artist. He must really want to have stroke #3 on Father's Day.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

It always makes me laugh that these two guys are doing "Sushi Wars" when they don't know how to use chopsticks, don't like the ginger, don't like the wasabi and drown their sushi in soy sauce.

God damn, use enough soy sauce there?

Before:
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After:
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He let the sushi steep in the soy sauce, then dunked it again in it.

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He says all 3 rolls tasted the same. No shit. I bet they all tasted like soy sauce.

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Unfortunately, no Run DMC shirt today but remember how triggered he got by a 'Murica shirt at Sam's Club?

As a lover of sushi this makes me want to throw some fists. Why even bother with the sushi? Jack obviously just wants to chug soy sauce from the bottle.

 

[Adamska]

As a lover of sushi this makes me want to throw some fists. Why even bother with the sushi? Jack obviously just wants to chug soy sauce from the bottle.

He's forced to involve fish somehow on the channel, but is too lazy and hates the hot to watch the mancrush fish and cook stuff from said fish (which would've been better), so he demands the ability to chug soy sauce and eat raw flesh from shithole sushi bars in TN instead. That satisfies his unholy hunger, is easier, and he can mentally treat it like a date.

 

[captkrisma]

My notes from the video:

Spoiler: Notes

• Jack starts in traditional Jack fashion, in the fucking parking lot.
• Jack and Charles say the building looks run-down, but then again every building looks run-down. This is supposed to be about sushi, Jack, not your thoughts on urban blight. STFU and order food.
• Arbitrary rules time! Since they ate sashimi instead of sushi, one place is disqualified. Then again, this is the place that put sashimi on ice, so maybe they deserved to lose.
• Wtf, rotini in the miso soup. This place is trash.
• Jack doesn't care about audio as a hibachi chef is banging his spatulas like goddamn cymbals
• Charles wanted an explosion in his mouth. Phrasing.
• Jack puts a LOT of emphasis on how clean the food was. Idk.

 

[Skeletor]

Every time this gets bumped I’m like “Is he dead?”

 

[Aaway]

the rotini in the miso soup basically sums up everything you need to know about these "sushi" places they're reviewing

 

[Zero fks to give]

His metrics for calling something "lazy man" is entirely arbitrary. If you're going to go to the effort of coating something with egg and flour and frying it, you might as well spend 5 extra minutes making a good sauce.

Did you guys watch all his recent chat video? He brags about giving advice to restaurants on how to make their food better.

Did anyone else catch one of hist first chat videos when he says he has 10,000 paying members and how blessed he is? Surely he's not that fucking delusional.

 

[Aaway]

Did anyone else catch one of hist first chat videos when he says he has 10,000 paying members and how blessed he is? Surely he's not that fucking delusional.

oh man i would love to see that

 

[Long Sun]

The quality of the food would be unacceptable from Gas Station Sushi in Vancouver(which admittedly has some of the best Sushi this side of the Pacific) ... and rolls dipped in soy sauce? They look like they are already favored for Jack by the Sushi "Chef"

 

[captkrisma]

10,000 members and only one gives a shit enough to go into a live chat. There's no way Jack pulls in $50k a month off memberships.

 

[Aaway]

just came across this gem from 2012

jack says he weighs 286 lbs here and watching his videos now its safe to say he's well over 300 lbs today. also worth nothing is that he only posted another p90x "update" video after this before he gave up on it lols

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Did anyone else catch one of hist first chat videos when he says he has 10,000 paying members and how blessed he is? Surely he's not that fucking delusional.

Gonna need the source on that.

 

[Aaway]

raw chicken alert

 

[DeadwastePrime]

 

[captkrisma]

raw chicken alert

He's learning somewhat. He knows we will blast his undercooked chicken, so he hides it behind a wall of spices.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

just came across this gem from 2012

jack says he weighs 286 lbs here and watching his videos now its safe to say he's well over 300 lbs today. also worth nothing is that he only posted another p90x "update" video after this before he gave up on it lols

I never knew he was that bald because he always wears a hat in his videos. Wearing the hat is probably the only smart move he's ever made, he instantly looks about 20 years older without it.

 

[Hapyro720]

raw chicken alert

Holy crap He really doesn't know how to properly season ever, Always spots that hasn't even been seasoned! Also majority the labels are pointed towards him because the dumb **** cant remember the type of seasoning he was using.

 

[johnbarron]

All those videos make me want to vomit