Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

“Only one hospital visit.”

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He couldn't have spent $5 to have someone make him a decent looking picture for this? His entire existence is just perpetually below average except for his weight and stroke count.

 

[Aaway]

Come again? I must have missed this lore.

 

[The Last Stand]

Jack sounds like a poor man's H. Jon Benjamin in my opinion. Lifeless, dull and not self aware however. His voice is so monotone on top of his callous behavior.

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

I've read that Indians and Mexicans both tend to enjoy really spicy foods which naturally keeps the parasites at bay. Maybe his body is fighting back by trying to blind him/cripple his arms to keep him from literally exploding from gluttony.

 

[Adamska]

“Only one hospital visit.”

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Did he stroke out again? I wouldn't be shocked if God reminded him to again stop being a shit person and to clamp down on his gluttony this year, but seriously, a normal person doesn't need to go to the hospital at all.

Also did he commission ADF to draw that picture? Because that looks like the type of scribbling Phil would do.

 

[JackDavis]

Did he stroke out again? I wouldn't be shocked if God reminded him to again stop being a shit person and to clamp down on his gluttony this year, but seriously, a normal person doesn't need to go to the hospital at all.

Also did he commission ADF to draw that picture? Because that looks like the type of scribbling Phil would do.

He seems to be joking about it so I bet it's something "funny" like they went to the hospital to donate blood or something. Or Tammy accidentally ate her tongue.

 

[gobbogobb]

Hospital cafeteria burger.

 

[cans.wav]

Imagine being so sad that you brag about eating 15 burgers

 

[captkrisma]

Imagine being so sad that you brag about eating 15 burgers

Also of note: Jack is actually lying on the post. His initial plan had this spanning a week. He didn't spend a week, he spent 3 days. 15 burgers in the span of three fucking days.

 

[Aaway]

Also of note: Jack is actually lying on the post. His initial plan had this spanning a week. He didn't spend a week, he spent 3 days. 15 burgers in the span of three fucking days.

i wonder if it was supposed to be a week long thing but they had to cut it short because of whatever warranted a trip to the hospital (most likely jack)

 

[captkrisma]

i wonder if it was supposed to be a week long thing but they had to cut it short because of whatever warranted a trip to the hospital (most likely jack)

I think they didn't cut it short, but had a late start. My thoughts were he was supposed to start Monday, but a trip to the doc held him up until Thursday.

 

[cans.wav]

You can tell a church is shit when they're having Jack shout them out

 

[Hoopla]

I REALLY wish I had 15 burgers right now

 

[JackDavis]

It always makes me laugh that these two guys are doing "Sushi Wars" when they don't know how to use chopsticks, don't like the ginger, don't like the wasabi and drown their sushi in soy sauce.

God damn, use enough soy sauce there?

Before:

After:

He let the sushi steep in the soy sauce, then dunked it again in it.

He says all 3 rolls tasted the same. No shit. I bet they all tasted like soy sauce.

Unfortunately, no Run DMC shirt today but remember how triggered he got by a 'Murica shirt at Sam's Club?

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Fish Hook: The fishing channel that rarely goes fishing

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

Fish Hook: The fishing channel that rarely goes fishing

It really is just Jacks second channel.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

It's pretty sobering to think that Jack's fat weedlord wigger kid with hand tattoos is the Scalfani who has objectively made the most out of his life.

 

[Captain Ahab]

It's pretty sobering to think that Jack's fat weedlord wigger kid with hand tattoos is the Scalfani who has objectively made the most out of his life.

I’m sorry but Jack has a line of bbq sauces sold at Walmart. How can anyone be more successful than that?

 

[Blini Cat]

It always makes me laugh that these two guys are doing "Sushi Wars" when they don't know how to use chopsticks, don't like the ginger, don't like the wasabi and drown their sushi in soy sauce.

Lol, and going to identical strip mall sushi places in The Middle of Nowhere, Tennessee. I think the 4 or 5 places near me have the exact same menu and quality. Sushi Wars is definitely just another excuse for Jack to eat even more under the guise of his Youtube show.

 

[captkrisma]

It really is just Jacks second SEVENTH channel.

FTFY