The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

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Black craft foam eyelashes over poorly cut sclera with badly painted irises and plastic wrap covers, on a lopsided drooping face and add on top a cheap cosplay wig to hide the rest is really not the same quality as the suit below it.

I mean I've posted some pretty dire suits to this thread, look at the dealers den one. It's the same issues as western suits, you get shit ones you get good ones. Most of the really bad ones are by kids on amino though so I can't really post them but go check it out if you feel masochistic.


Is definitely not the same quality as
One’s obviously more DIY than the other, but it’s not really what I’d call bad. I still don’t see how one is considered bad and the other good by a wide margin like you’re saying. The “good” one has a face so compressed to a horizontal form that it just looks wonky if you ask me. It’s eyes are where it’s cheeks should be.
 
One’s obviously more DIY than the other, but it’s not really what I’d call bad. I still don’t see how one is considered bad and the other good by a wide margin like you’re saying. The “good” one has a face so compressed to a horizontal form that it just looks wonky if you ask me. It’s eyes are where it’s cheeks should be.
That's what Kemono style is; wide-set large eyes with an obvious Japanese style. Its like you're taking two shots of two animes, one horrible and one decently-drawn, and saying they're both the same 'cause their eyes are 3/4 of their face.

Idk man if you don't know what good kemono is supposed to look even after you've had the shitty parts pointed out to you, you probs shouldn't be in this thread
 
That's what Kemono style is; wide-set large eyes with an obvious Japanese style. Its like you're taking two shots of two animes, one horrible and one decently-drawn, and saying they're both the same 'cause their eyes are 3/4 of their face.

Idk man if you don't know what good kemono is supposed to look even after you've had the shitty parts pointed out to you, you probs shouldn't be in this thread
No, it's not the size of the eyes, it's the placement. They're too low on the face. Placement, not size.

My point is more along the lines of that the "bad" one isn't even bad, it's merely mediocre. Serviceable but nothing I'd call good. The other one looks like a professionally made one with higher quality components and construction. There have been plenty of attempts at kemono suits that are absolutely dreadful and the one provided didn't live up to that title. It's called the awful fursuit thread for a reason. People want to see the worst of the worst, not lukewarm mediocre DIY projects. Show us terrible character design, a lack of color theory, dreadful construction, derpy faces, anything that's actually interesting or fun to gawk at.
 
Speaking of, something about this thing's eyes concern the hell out of me and I'm not quite sure what it is that's doing it.

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Speaking of, something about this thing's eyes concern the hell out of me and I'm not quite sure what it is that's doing it.

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Edit: Forgot a spoiler like an idiot.
The eyes are huge, cutesy, and anything but trustworthy because of it. Also, the mouth being open slightly adds an extra derp factor that makes me chuckle.
 
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The eyes are huge, cutesy, and anything but trustworthy because of it. Also, the mouth being open slightly adds an extra derp factor that makes me chuckle.

Y'know what, that's probably it. Also what the fuck animal is that supposed to be? The harness suggests horse but those ears don't. Where I got it from just had a heart emoji on it and nothing else.
 
"But, but... Furies aren't zoophiles, we love animals. We could never fuck them, or hurt them!"
Oh really? The fact these suits exists is evidence alone that the furry fandom is a stepping stone into bestiality.

I highly suggest you read the comments. It's literally cancer. So much so, it's actually fucking funny to read.
Source: https://twitter.com/DirtyDotti/status/1137026534303080449
 

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I decided to look for terrible blank head bases and I found some gems. It's amazing the crap people will buy just because they don't want to save up a little bit extra for a properly made blank head.
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I decided to look for terrible blank head bases and I found some gems. It's amazing the crap people will buy just because they don't want to save up a little bit extra for a properly made blank head.
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How dare you disrespect my boy Buckethead by comparing those amateur fursuit heads to him!

Seriously, though, it seriously looks like they used a bucket or garden pail for that first one you mentioned as a bucket head. I don’t think there’s a mammal with that sort of skull shape, so what was the idea going into making it?
 
How dare you disrespect my boy Buckethead by comparing those amateur fursuit heads to him!

Seriously, though, it seriously looks like they used a bucket or garden pail for that first one you mentioned as a bucket head. I don’t think there’s a mammal with that sort of skull shape, so what was the idea going into making it?
Straight from their Etsy page for this head: 'I love making fursuits making them is fast and very fun to do.I can get a head base done in one day so you get it quicker.' They have a 5 star rating...
 
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