T. Greg Doucette / Thomas Gregory Doucette / greg_doucette / TGDLaw / fsckemall / lawdevnull / TDot - Super Lawyer, Failed Politician, Captain of The Threadnought, Drowning in Debt

[TJBirish]

Staggering, 400 tweets in a day. Given 7 hours for sleep, he's had to tweet once every 2 1/2 minutes for 17 hours to get there. The only person I've seen do that was Bill Schmalfeldt.

 

[Army Burger]

Staggering, 400 tweets in a day. Given 7 hours for sleep, he's had to tweet once every 2 1/2 minutes for 17 hours to get there. The only person I've seen do that was Bill Schmalfeldt.


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Him and Jake Alley would get along well.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Staggering, 400 tweets in a day. Given 7 hours for sleep, he's had to tweet once every 2 1/2 minutes for 17 hours to get there. The only person I've seen do that was Bill Schmalfeldt.


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Nick's critics: "He's just a YouTube lawyer!"
So what do you call Mr. Twitter over here? Johnny Cochran?

 

[kadoink]

Virginia thinks shes more important than she is...Jesus, Shes already half a cow. Considering how much bragging she does I don't think theres anything more to her as a person. I really hate people who do charity work only to make it all about themselves and not the people or causes they support. Shes just a self righteous smug know it all, probably someone who hasn't had to struggle much in her life.

As for that other dumpy weirdo, I think there's something off about him. He comes across as the type of guy who pretends to help but is part of the problem and is trying to shield himself by hiding behind a figure of authority/morality.

 

[ConSluttant]

Staggering, 400 tweets in a day. Given 7 hours for sleep, he's had to tweet once every 2 1/2 minutes for 17 hours to get there. The only person I've seen do that was Bill Schmalfeldt.


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Oh man! Those were the days eh? Lol

And that cow brought lolsuits to the yard. They don’t make em like that anymore. Thankfully.

 

[BHWuser]

Greg is a brilliant example of "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and leave no doubt.



Other examples include nazi, fascist, right wing, alt-right, white supremacist, ethnonationalist, etc., when what's occurred is they encountered dissent.

In those cases all they've managed to do is make people not care about those words anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

Staggering, 400 tweets in a day. Given 7 hours for sleep, he's had to tweet once every 2 1/2 minutes for 17 hours to get there. The only person I've seen do that was Bill Schmalfeldt.

Do you think he's ever pissed himself like Bill Schmalfeldt has done because he wouldn't get up from tweeting?

 

[kadoink]

Jesus, at this point we could drive him crazy by asking him hundreds of questions a day about misc unrelated lawyer stuff. O.o;

Not saying to do that, seriously not saying to do that because anyone who is putting as much time as he is on twitter is already desperate for attention or has serious underlining issues that are gonna explode soon.

 

[TJBirish]

Do you think he's ever pissed himself like Bill Schmalfeldt has done because he wouldn't get up from tweeting?

Look at his picture. Of course he has. Maybe when the Golden Corral cut off his buffet privileges.

 

[kadoink]

I detest this guys smugness, its obvious he wants attention and to be someone important in life, but there really is something pitiful about him. Not just him guilt tripping his mother or that shit. Unlike Virginia who has no humbleness to her character, this guy just seems...depressing and unfulfilled.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

I pity anyone on either side of this who tries to follow anything this nigga says.

You could be Twitter Jesus tap-dancing atop of the microblogging Temple on the Mount, I'm not reading 400 of your fucking tweets a day. I follow less active porn bots than this guy, and at least those get my dick hard some percentage of the time.

I would tend to agree with Rackets on this: starve the thot. He'll go nuts if he can't reply tweet all day to boost his metrics, which apparently gets him more aroused than his wife given his current object of dedication.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

I would tend to agree with Rackets on this: starve the thot. He'll go nuts if he can't reply tweet all day to boost his metrics, which apparently gets him more aroused than his wife given his current object of dedication.

He doesn't have a wife. He's an upgraded version of Ron Toye, in that he's perma-engaged but he unlike Ron he actually has a son who is ostensibly his own.

 

[Urbanmech]

And yet still going with lazy research/knowledge....

 

[CountSarmale]

I pity anyone on either side of this who tries to follow anything this nigga says.

You could Twitter Jesus tap-dancing atop of the microblogging Temple on the Mount, I'm not reading 400 of your fucking tweets a day. I follow less active porn bots than this guy, and at least those get my dick hard some percentage of the time.

I would tend to agree with Rackets on this: starve the thot. He'll go nuts if he can't reply tweet all day to boost his metrics, which apparently gets him more aroused than his wife given his current object of dedication.

I tried archiving his whole twitter thread after his first 300+ tweet spergout because I didn't expect it to be more than just his first time analysis of the case.
But then he made another 300+ the second day, and another 300+ the next day, and now we're on the fifth day and he's broken the 400 tweets in one day mark.

And I can't even block this turbo spreg because because I use a suspended account on twitter...

 

[Soviras]

I tried archiving his whole twitter thread after his first 300+ tweet spergout because I didn't expect it to be more than just his first time analysis of the case.
But then he made another 300+ the second day, and another 300+ the next day, and now we're on the fifth day and he's broken the 400 tweets in one day mark.

And I can't even block this turbo spreg because because I use a suspended account on twitter...

We need a bot to archive his tweets, no human can possibly keep up with him. Anyone interested in making one?

 

[TexOffender]

We need a bot to archive his tweets, no human can possibly keep up with him. Anyone interested in making one?

He's a real blowhard so he would probably tweet something that's a legit crime and he'd stand by it and not delete it.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Do you think he's ever pissed himself like Bill Schmalfeldt has done because he wouldn't get up from tweeting?

I bet Jake Alley definitely hasn't ever soiled himself while furiously mashing at the keyboard.

 

[teriyakiburns]

And yet still going with lazy research/knowledge....

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Screech? Come on, have you heard the way his voice cracks when he's drunk and angry? Rackets is clearly Shaggy.

 

[kadoink]

I dont think someone who looks like Bill Dauterive should be throwing stones.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Staggering, 400 tweets in a day. Given 7 hours for sleep, he's had to tweet once every 2 1/2 minutes for 17 hours to get there. The only person I've seen do that was Bill Schmalfeldt.


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Hey, T. Greg take a look at some important twittering, looks like these chaps have more clues than you.