🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Niggernerd]

If Ralph's all she has. She might as well write her will already. He's a irresponsible alcoholic who was too stupid to finish highschool and tried to punch a cop while drunk.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

lole

[ This ] is for you.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

wew, even his death throes are unoriginal and boring.

 

[kadoink]

wew, even his death throes are unoriginal and boring.

wut? Izzat hot? Its not hot?

 

[AnOminous]

Because, if I am correct, he might have Compassional Fatigue Syndrome.

Pretty sure he just has being a fat redneck drunken dick with a tiny penis syndrome.

 

[tuscangarder]

This was his Thomas Ellington moment but worse.

Absolute fail. Lay off the Klonopin Ralph.

He was really about to tell his mom to eat a dick.

 

[zyclonPD]

[ This ] is for you.

He already leads a sad life.
These links are compliments of our currently exiled @Colonel J
They feature what proports to be our new fren Onion Wizard and his activities on chaturbate.

Spoiler: NSFW

Colonel J

The Adventures of Onion Wizard 1

www.bitchute.com

He apparently likes Grannies

Colonel J

The Adventures of Onion Wizard 2

www.bitchute.com

Fat lards of tub

Colonel J

The Adventures of Onion Wizard 3

www.bitchute.com

and fem bois with small peens
I was wondering why he liked Ralph so much and I realized he had all three in one lolcow. A Granny mother in the background, A fat Gunt and a tiny peen

 

[BD 222]

It is crazy to me that IBS and post-IBS is so dead so fast. Ethan Ralph is so boring that he can be too damn wasted to drive his mother to a dialysis procedure then tell her to hitch hike and take an uber to or from the appointment and basically treat her like her life threatening condition doesn't mean anything and no one really cares - because he is just that boring. The fact that the audio from this is due to Ralphie pulling a Thomas Smellington and leaving the stream running when he passed out on booze and pills like the lying fake sober degenerate he is after he made fun of Thomas so much is that much sweeter, but again Ralph is so boring there isn't that much joy in it - except for one guy...

Good old no-meals-on-wheels Tonka Squaw the skinny sitting chief does a full on exposure stream of that audio, can't break 100 live viewers but still takes this info and runs with it. Crazy thing is, non of the goofy shit Andy or Tonka have done, or CRP, or any of their guests/ old IBS combatants have ever done even holds a candle to the absolute narcissism, disrespect and downright lack of character that Ethan Ralph displayed in taking a huge shit on his own mother, even aim aim aim.

No tweets about it, hardly anything anywhere about it, more than likely because the whole audience is gone. Crickets and a paypig or two justifying their own stupid support of this tubby retard.

I wonder if his mom wishes she had aborted the retort.

I guess I am just posting because I am surprised this most recent flare up in the dumpster fire in this corner of the internet really isn't a bigger story. Kinda bums me out because these were my first and favorite lolcows and now they are fading away. Only a select few precious places even covered this, when if it had happened 6 months ago it would have been a big deal.

 

[No creativity]

and fem bois with small peens

He isn't all bad then.

 

[Pomniman]

It is crazy to me that IBS and post-IBS is so dead so fast.

IBS as a whole was always going to be a passing fad. It just was just too high drama and unsustainable, especially in the contemporary American political climate. It was like Jerry Springer but with the hosts being just as trashy as their guests without the illusion of professionalism one gets on a TV production.

As far as the character flaws, vices, and moral failings of those involved go, I'd say there would've never been an IBS without them but now that everyone's been humiliated or run off the mainstream platforms, no one really cares anymore because said flaws, vices, and moral failings are actually pretty banal on their own; It was only fun or noteworthy when the spectacle of IBS as a whole was propping it all up. There's nothing all that special about the human debris we're left with.

 

[kadoink]

Still pretty impressive to see Ralph go from...what 17k livestreams on youtube to just 600-700 viewers on d-live.

Like I said, all hes gotta do is be more entertaining, apologize to his fans for being a Bitch pill, and stop drinking and he could probably get back up to about 1k. But I know thats too much to ask for.

I'd settle for him taking better care of his mother.

 

[Jersey Devil]

There's nothing all that special about the human debris we're left with.

The only interesting thing about them is that they all pretended/lied about being different from each other. Ultimately every major player in IBS who stuck with it was American grifter white trash*, the kind of people you can dig up by the dozen at any trailer park in the US. I just enjoy that because all their drama was essentially them attacking a series of mirrors.

It went the same way all the Gamergate shit did back in the day, falling to purity spiraling and in-fighting until being left as a shell of itself with 1/100th the audience. I really don't understand the people who stuck with watching either, they seem even more pathetic than the hosts. At least with the cults of Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro they're following well-dressed people who present themselves as smart and understand at least a few things better than the average layman. Hell, even Sargon upgraded his suit (although he still can't do ties right). Who attaches themselves to a fat, unkempt drunk slurring insults at haters or a twiggy failed wrestler living with his mom? If anyone has insight on that let me know because I legitimately don't get it.

*Not counting Cog because I don't think anyone ever actually cared about him even though he is the answer to "who grifts the grifters".

 

[Zorse]

*Not counting Cog because I don't think anyone ever actually cared about him even though he is the answer to "who grifts the grifters".

Cog's my favorite character because I've known about him since his appearance with the skeptics basically. He's had enough little sperg outs, switched so many sides, rode every trend trying to be several different things, but never really been relevant or interesting enough to even make fun of. He's such an obvious grifter to general audiences, while many others are as well he also lacks any appeal to make up for it but he's still going. It's really funny.

I couldn't even stand to watch his streams when the topic was big IBS freak outs because he's just so boring, and his soundboard shit so obnoxious. Best cog thing was his freakout with TL DR and subsequent sperg out at his own audience for not agreeing with him that he's right when he was most definitely not, no idea if that still exists anywhere. The audience one I mean.

It's interesting to see general opinions on ralph shift so dramatically. I don't think he had a great image from gamergate, I barely knew of him but I thought he was just some irrelevant merch shill and I got his icon mixed up with mundane matts a lot. But his image really flipped once he gained some traction doing the heavily guest reliant stuff and pulling big numbers. Really playing the owning up to misakes/less of a jack ass sort of thing well. Interesting to see how fast these people burn any gained good will like that, warski being prime example.

Also where the fuck did all these cat ladies come from? They became more noticeable within the kumite paypigs but a couple were warski people first I think. That cult like fandom is bad enough when it's applied to actually accomplished peoples, imagining the kind of person who does it for internet nobodies who at their height got a few thousand live views on shitty podcasts sure is something to think about. They can be the most interesting part.

 

[zyclonPD]

Also where the fuck did all these cat ladies come from? They became more noticeable within the kumite paypigs but a couple were warski people first I think. That cult like fandom is bad enough when it's applied to actually accomplished peoples, imagining the kind of person who does it for internet nobodies who at their height got a few thousand live views on shitty podcasts sure is something to think about. They can be the most interesting part.

The old ladies of youtube are baffling to me as well. They are hanging out in the weeb wars streams mostly now. You see a couple notable ones in these streams who may just be renamed from other communities so they don't get instant ridicule. I have even seen lizz reptile hanging around those stream on occasion. I can only imagine that these short lived communities are like a soccer mom forum to them or kind of replace their day time tv watching. We saw with Ralph's infamous soccer mom fan "Bad Tits" that she admitted on at least one occasion that her entire tv watching is youtube. So it's no wonder they hang around communities like these i guess.

 

[Fools Idol]

Still pretty impressive to see Ralph go from...what 17k livestreams on youtube to just 600-700 viewers on d-live.

Like I said, all hes gotta do is be more entertaining, apologize to his fans for being a Bitch pill, and stop drinking and he could probably get back up to about 1k. But I know thats too much to ask for.

I'd settle for him taking better care of his mother.

Ralph was never all that interesting or entertaining; most of the Killstream's popularity came from the guests, their hot takes/arguments. Non of the old fan favourites are coming back now the show is circling the drain and none ever gave a fuck about Ralph's irrelevant opinion.

What Ralph needs to do is get a job, put the Killstream behind him and start to be a human being. As it stands, he will continue to lose money as living expenses eat into his savings; until he's left with a several year gap in his resume, a pickled liver and nothing to show for his time as an Z list e-celeb.

 

[Pomniman]

Who attaches themselves to a fat, unkempt drunk slurring insults at haters or a twiggy failed wrestler living with his mom? If anyone has insight on that let me know because I legitimately don't get it.

It's a different kind of attachment than Shapiro, Peterson, and the like inspire. With the clean cut types people are looking for (ostensibly) well-reasoned opinions and/or authority figures. With fat drunken felonious slobs like Ralph there's a blend of disgust, empathy, and affection not in spite of their flaws but because of them. Not everyone will admit it, but ne'er-do-wells and losers are inherently more lovable than those who are competent or successful. I'm sure plenty of people will disagree with this, but to me this entire site is a testament to how much people love losers, failures, and scumbags even as they profess their revulsion for them.

 

[Jersey Devil]

With fat drunken felonious slobs like Ralph there's a blend of disgust, empathy, and affection not in spite of their flaws but because of them. Not everyone will admit it, but ne'er-do-wells and losers are inherently more lovable than those who are competent or successful.

Oh, so it's less like a "surrogate dad" thing and more like "your fucked up burnout friend that you still hang out with" thing, minus the downside of them crashing on your couch and trashing your stuff. I wonder if that's also the reason people orbit Spoony.

 

[Pomniman]

Pretty much, all of the same emotional factors without any of the downsides of having to physically be around them.

 

[harlito]

It's a different kind of attachment than Shapiro, Peterson, and the like inspire. With the clean cut types people are looking for (ostensibly) well-reasoned opinions and/or authority figures. With fat drunken felonious slobs like Ralph there's a blend of disgust, empathy, and affection not in spite of their flaws but because of them. Not everyone will admit it, but ne'er-do-wells and losers are inherently more lovable than those who are competent or successful. I'm sure plenty of people will disagree with this, but to me this entire site is a testament to how much people love losers, failures, and scumbags even as they profess their revulsion for them.

I have personal experience living with an alcoholic felon, so I have no love for Ralph's life choices and I can just imagine how he treats his family. But I am starting to kind of get worried about what's going on with him. MIA for four days and his closest 'internet friends' claim they don't know anything.

 

[tuscangarder]

I have personal experience living with an alcoholic felon, so I have no love for Ralph's life choices and I can just imagine how he treats his family. But I am starting to kind of get worried about what's going on with him. MIA for four days and his closest 'internet friends' claim they don't know anything.

He is on a drug and alcohol binge. It is common for addicts to disappear for days, usually near their rock bottom moment. They dont want to be around anyone who will ridicule them for being drunk or high.