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Maybe Big Ben bruised his delicate ribs in the massage and he's worked himself into a hunger strike over having a man touch him?
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Xrays caused pain? What a fucknucle and you're a skinny stinky ferret of a man in your cum stained suit
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Here's a super huge full-page capture of the entire Yelp profile with all reviews, handjob stuff, etc. for preservation and reference purposes.
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He claims his neck hurts, hence the chiro-with-benefits.
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I personally can't wait to hear about how this is Taylor Swift's fault.
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We may never know. Someone left a sad react and about a minute later the post was deleted.
Though with Russ being Russ, I'd almost guarantee we'll know within hours, and with excessive detail too.
Though with Russ being Russ, I'd almost guarantee we'll know within hours, and with excessive detail too.
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Beyond the narrative hyperbole, there were a few things that struck me as odd, like the syntax and use of punctuation. Does Russ use parentheses and square brackets interchangeably? Has he ever used a semicolon and em dashes? Also, why are the reviews for Inez’s D&D and Mona’s Ranch identical?
I will, however, say this: If these are fraudulent, the author hit a home run by consistently claiming that they had e-mailed many of these establishments. Russ would never initiate contact verbally unless he absolutely had to.
I, too, considered these questions. Could someone use Russ’ Facebook posts and Google reviews as a reference, backdating Yelp reviews to imitate the appearance of authenticity?
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I don't know. Some of those reviews sound just like him but I can't ever see him admitting to giving another guy a handjob.
And lets be realistic, what living breathing human would want sexual contact with Russell and on top of that then have stay in a car with him for 8 hours?
Plus, we know he doesn't have friends.
And lets be realistic, what living breathing human would want sexual contact with Russell and on top of that then have stay in a car with him for 8 hours?
Plus, we know he doesn't have friends.
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Rusty isn't the first time I've heard of Möbius Syndrome. Years prior, I was watching the local news, and there was a story about a woman who had the affliction. A small restaurant that she frequented had a sudden boom in popularity, and while she often ate at the counter, the other patrons were threatening to forever leave the restaurant unless the woman was kicked out, as they found it unsettling to watch her eat. The restaurant relented and told the long time patron she was no longer welcome. The woman was heartbroken and tried to bargain a way to keep visiting the restaurant, including taking a seat in the back, in poor lighting. I didn't hear anything else on it, but I assumed they asked her to leave.
THAT is discrimination. This woman was abiding by every law and policy, she was a frequent customer, the staff liked her, she tipped, no complaints whatsoever. Then she's asked to leave because newer customers are threatening to boycott the restaurant if they have to deal with her. And that's the key point Russ will never understand. If there existed some miracle cure, test trial, or horse suppository that would finally forever shut his maw, he would still be treated exactly the same, but he would find some other defect upon himself to blame.
He begins his post about the award winner by saying "not to compare disabilities" and immediately does so. He has no empathy. He doesn't understand that unlike the woman who won the award, he can walk. He can run (out of coffee shops after shoving people over, apparently). He can even speak somewhat reasonably. He can get into a car. He can reach the coffee machine. And in the cold, cold months, he can simply wrap a scarf around himself to avoid any odd looks.
I'd love to think Russ has NPD, but do those people actually acknowledge their own flaws? He flips between "kicking my disability's ass" and "it's because I have a disability" more than his limbs from side-to-side in one of his dance routines. It would be so much more convenient if "asshole" was a legitimate medical diagnosis.
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Russell is an idiot because if he went in for a head massage, one of the older women was a “craniosachal therapy” (spelling?) specialist and he might have been referred to her directly. BIG if, though.
Fag Smut
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Russ loves using colons and semi-colons but he’s not an emdash guy.
I think the reviews are probably fake but people here get caught up in Russology. I remember a thousand pages back when people were calling screenshots fake because they had curse words and Russ never cursed (he does when he’s really angry).
In light of his post on facebook concerning the xray and having trouble swallowing (eating) I'm more convinced that these are reviews by him, especially seeing the Chiropractic post, as he had just mentioned his head and had not made any comment about his throat. This subsequently means that unless it's someone who knows him or is in private contact with him, no-one could've made that review and been correct about his throat
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So if the Bella Hacienda ranch review really is true, there are only 2 blondes who work there. One is tattooed up and looks quite trashy, not his type. The other is called Natalie Grace. Take a look at her "bio":
It checks his boxes. GFE, romantic encounter, passion....and a permanent smile, lol! I think we found our "lucky" lady.
The whole place looks really bad. Only two girls have a face pic, and one of them looks like a lot lizard. Two of them are apparently Asian, ruling them out for Russell. The site just looks like trash. It's very obvious that the brothel is trying to pass mutton off as lamb.
I wonder who his original intended was. Call my standards too high, but it seems to be very slim pickin's there.
It checks his boxes. GFE, romantic encounter, passion....and a permanent smile, lol! I think we found our "lucky" lady.
The whole place looks really bad. Only two girls have a face pic, and one of them looks like a lot lizard. Two of them are apparently Asian, ruling them out for Russell. The site just looks like trash. It's very obvious that the brothel is trying to pass mutton off as lamb.
I wonder who his original intended was. Call my standards too high, but it seems to be very slim pickin's there.
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If these reviews are fake, then they're excellent fakes. I don't care really either way, because its fucking hilarious and Russhole really is such a pathetic, clueless, thirsty loser that I can totally see him doing and saying all of it.
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Could be a figure of speech. One time I remember he said he rolled his eyes at something, which he cannot do.
ETA: My theory on his x-rays were for his mouth. I bet he's got some bad cavities.
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I’m not sure why everyone is saying those reviews are fake. Russell’s writing style has gotten progressively more unhinged over the years—compare his brothel pamphlet to his Taylor Swift book. The only one that stands out as fake is the one with the HJ and boy does that seem to be OBVIOUSLY a parody of something Russell would write. But I’m just not sure. Seeing the reviews date back to 2013 makes me think it’s either real or the longest, most well-planned and executed troll on Earth. Is there any chance he was hacked by a wêên?
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I mean, there is an absolute possibility that someone figured out his password because I can almost guarantee you that it's just password123. It doesn't really matter to me if they're fake or not because they're hilarious and out there regardless. It would seem that if it is a w.e.e.n then Rusty is unaware of it for the moment. If it's not, even funnier. At the end of the day, these stories will be archived on the webz forever regardless of who wrote them and that's warms the cockles of my heart.
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Im laughing and now I like to imagine his password is something stupid like "underratedcooldude". Im surprised he doesnt have like a full body poster of himself or something, it seems like something he would have in his spartan ass room, like the only thing he would have on his wall is an autographed rasterbated image of himself. Just two dozen 8.5x11 pieces of printer paper tacked onto his wall that make up an image of himself.
Part of him just reminds me of like every "Asshole" jerk character in every 80s teen comedy ever, like he's not the "bad guy" but he's the one you hate. You imagine him slicking his hair back and then finger gunning at himself in the mirror before throwing on dad's blazer or whatever and going out into the 90 degree Utah summer.
I dont really know what to think about those reviews, but despite Russ' notoriety I dont think anybody would care enough to make fake brothel reviews on his behalf, but I kind of subscribe to the "no ween (
)" mentality that this site has, because it's not really funny if you have to write it yourself or make shit up.
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This is the list of the hookers Russ had to choose from if that review is actually real. My guess is that Janet is the older hooker and Piper is the blonde who stole him his heart.
ETA: Obviously, link is very NSFW