This is the first time I've been quoted by a Farms-related subject. I feel both accomplished and mortified.
So, Virginia, yeah, Duke is a good school and your resume does indicate that you're a pretty accomplished attorney. Congratulations. I'm not gonna try and take that away from you. Unfortunately, being an accomplished attorney does not confer an immunity to making an ass of yourself on Twitter. No one is scared by the "Rawr, I'm a big bad lawyer, beware my ability to perform litigation" shtick. If you were contributing anything of value to the discussion other than hot air and pomposity, people wouldn't be inclined to fuck with you. You're creating a negative feedback loop.
Feel free to write me a LoR to Gibson, Dunn, & Crutcher or GSK after this. It only seems fair since I'm not even getting any pro bono hours for this.