Kiva Bay / Kivan Bay / Kiva Smith-Pearson - Fat Activist, Scammer, Pot Addict

[repentance]

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Going "to war" against her father is another thing Kiva would have to crowdfund. Hell, she'd probably need to crowdfund the stamp to send him a letter.

 

[Jaimas]

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Given how vitriolic Kiva is, I'd say he was right.

 

[Army Burger]

Going "to war" against her father is another thing Kiva would have to crowdfund. Hell, she'd probably need to crowdfund the stamp to send him a letter.

I think her crowdfunding causes would be even more embarrassing than those of Marzgurl's.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Daddy issues. Who'd'a thunk?

 

[AnOminous]

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Like this fat stoned thief would "go to war" or even get up off her fat ass. If her dad's a piece of shit, it means she inherited being a piece of shit from that side of her family. Or maybe both.

 

[Army Burger]

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[thejackal]

So remember kiva's troon roommate that was arrested for DUI, never paid his (her?) fines or showed up for community service and got sent to jail for about a month leaving Kiva with rent due and a massive mess?

Said troon got out of jail the other week and promptly managed to accidentally put a bullet through their apartment wall the other night.

So Kiva hatched a plan to go pickup the new roomate, (Norah Reed, lol) and e-begged $150 + gas money so she could rent a car and go get them to replace the gun nut troon.

Today the 35 year old Kiva Bay found out that you need a driver's license and credit history in order to rent a car. Magically, nobody mentioned that last night before the money came in.

Kiva seems devastated by the news. Personally I find it absolutely astounding and hilarious. Not sure what's more hilarious the idiots that figured she could actually rent the car or Kiva herself, who seems (god bless her) genuinely surprised they wouldn't rent to her.

Kiva is the poster child for how smoking week 24/7 rots your brain and turns you into a zombie. JFC even for a lolcow she is infantile.

 

[Army Burger]

So remember kiva's troon roommate that was arrested for DUI, never paid his (her?) fines or showed up for community service and got sent to jail for about a month leaving Kiva with rent due and a massive mess?

Said troon got out of jail the other week and promptly managed to accidentally put a bullet through their apartment wall the other night.

So Kiva hatched a plan to go pickup the new roomate, (Norah Reed, lol) and e-begged $150 + gas money so she could rent a car and go get them to replace the gun nut troon.

Today the 35 year old Kiva Bay found out that you need a driver's license and credit history in order to rent a car. Magically, nobody mentioned that last night before the money came in.

Kiva seems devastated by the news. Personally I find it absolutely astounding and hilarious. Not sure what's more hilarious the idiots that figured she could actually rent the car or Kiva herself, who seems (god bless her) genuinely surprised they wouldn't rent to her.

Kiva is the poster child for how smoking week 24/7 rots your brain and turns you into a zombie. JFC even for a lolcow she is infantile.

That is absolutely hilarious, and a totally fitting situation for Kiva.

 

[AnOminous]

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I don't remember this fat cunt giving any lectures about Proust.

Today the 35 year old Kiva Bay found out that you need a driver's license and credit history in order to rent a car. Magically, nobody mentioned that last night before the money came in.

I guess lardass isn't very well read.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

So remember kiva's troon roommate that was arrested for DUI, never paid his (her?) fines or showed up for community service and got sent to jail for about a month leaving Kiva with rent due and a massive mess?

Said troon got out of jail the other week and promptly managed to accidentally put a bullet through their apartment wall the other night.

So Kiva hatched a plan to go pickup the new roomate, (Norah Reed, lol) and e-begged $150 + gas money so she could rent a car and go get them to replace the gun nut troon.

Today the 35 year old Kiva Bay found out that you need a driver's license and credit history in order to rent a car. Magically, nobody mentioned that last night before the money came in.

Kiva seems devastated by the news. Personally I find it absolutely astounding and hilarious. Not sure what's more hilarious the idiots that figured she could actually rent the car or Kiva herself, who seems (god bless her) genuinely surprised they wouldn't rent to her.

Kiva is the poster child for how smoking week 24/7 rots your brain and turns you into a zombie. JFC even for a lolcow she is infantile.

Screenshots?

 

[Army Burger]

I don't remember this fat cunt giving any lectures about Proust.



I guess lardass isn't very well read.

Kiva's well read when it comes to the McDonald's menu.

 

[Lunete]

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Bitch you are in your mid thirties with no job, no car, no drivers license, no credit rating, and you are totally incapable of living independently. You have absolutely no right to call anyone babies.

 

[Army Burger]

Bitch you are in your mid thirties with no job, no car, no drivers license, no credit rating, and you are totally incapable of living independently. You have absolutely no right to call anyone babies.

Kiva is the biggest of all the babies.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Is it really Nora Reed? She says Norah on twitter.

 

[thejackal]

Screenshots?

Some of the tweets from the initial jailing are in this thread. The rest are spread out over the last few days on her twitter. She's not a deleter and while I respect your request and the Farms' "archive it" policy in this case there is simply too much to gather easily. Here is a snippet. The rest is at her twitter.

@Chan the Wizard this is the new roomate, my bad doesn't appear to be Nora Read, does appear completely retarded tho.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I like Kiva’s new roommate.

 

[AnOminous]

I like Kiva’s new roommate.
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So who's scamming who? When it's troons it's always at least one of them. If they're both psychotic scamming troons, which one is scamming harder?

 

[Hellfire]

Here's where the roommate managed to shoot the floor and almost hit a neighbor's car in the garage down below. http://archive.fo/A5V97 http://archive.fo/F0v9e















Multiple cow crossovers. "It feels like such a uniquely American problem. 'Help, my roommate is being irresponsible with her gun but she's trans so if I call the cops on her they might murder her'"










This leads to them wanting to "flee" the troon and exoedite their moving to Portland and goes into the car rental drama, which of course included ebegging and threats of future grifting. "I don't have a GoFundMe ready yet because we don't have a solid line on an apartment yet" http://archive.li/Eb9I6



I'm not exactly sure why they are moving to Portland, especially if they can't even afford it and are planning to ebeg, They don't have jobs lined up, but they've been talking about it since at least April. Apparently she knows a Portland "dogfucker" who 'forced' her to watch bestiality videos and is terrified of running into them again (and note that she unironically refers to troons as 'she' so it could very easily be a male she is talking about). http://archive.li/SzDFT








The troon was supposedly drunk when it happened. http://archive.fo/T62uL http://archive.fo/2skAj




The car rental meltdown http://archive.li/nChSx









This appears to be the new troon roommate 'Norah,' http://archive.li/c4BTd Kiva Bay deadnamed him for us: Sawyer Urbach. He has lived with them before and was at their wedding.



As if those above screencaps aren't enough evidence, Sawyer here is an ebegging grifter too. In early 2017 he grifted close to $4,000 so he could "flee" Texas because he claimed Texas was going to make troonery illegal http://archive.li/laHQB






This fear was so real that he... moved back to Texas about a year later and has remained there until planning to move to Portland with them. http://archive.li/ZVr85


America in 2019, where a man can unironically claim he's a 'lesbian' woman and then has a $4,000 bill for an emergency room visit due to "some ball pain" he thought was from wearing his "tights too long yesterday."






Looks to be a classic case of an autogynephile male, including claiming he is a "lesbian."






At least he seems to have been employed and plans to get a job, which is a huge step up from most of the rat king.

 

[Haramburger]

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"I'm not a gamer, fuck games, I don't even play 'em!"
>made a game during Gamergate about being a broke homeless troon to get xer name out there and get Feminist Deck funding

Let's not forget the past, Kiva.

12hrs by KivaBay

Stay alive and out of jail for 12 hours as you wait for the student union to open so you can sleep.

kivabay.itch.io

Vote for this game on Steam Greenlight, please.

In 12hrs you are a homeless woman who spends her days sleeping in the student union and her nights trying to avoid danger out on the streets. You must explore the city to stay awake and find conversations and distractions to pass time, or places to catch small naps. There is risk in everything you do.

-Meet a dog.
-Talk to people.
-Be crushed under the weight of your own depression.
-Sleep on the ground.

12hrs is an in-development game for Little Bytes and seeks constructive criticism and feedback at kivabay (at) gmail (dot) com.

Things to look forward to:
Things that happened:

-More dog!
-More exhaustion!
-More spange!
-Maybe food?

Now please enjoy a brand new "beg for spare change" mechanic written by my wonderful friend and programmer, Caelyn. Enjoy the humiliation of paying for things in change that you begged for on the street outside.

Wanna buy the soundtrack? It's by Maddy Myers. She included it in the awesome resource Asset Basket which is where I found it.

Interested in checking out more of Caelyn Sandel's code? Her website is an excellent place to start.

Oh right, do you like 12hrs and would like to give money for it? Consider putting that money towards a charity. My suggestion isFood Not Bombs.

 

[Army Burger]

"I'm not a gamer, fuck games, I don't even play 'em!"
>made a game during Gamergate about being a broke homeless troon to get xer name out there and get Feminist Deck funding

Let's not forget the past, Kiva.

12hrs by KivaBay

Stay alive and out of jail for 12 hours as you wait for the student union to open so you can sleep.

kivabay.itch.io

Kiva being a big, fat liar? I am so shocked!