Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[XxxwernxxX]

I’m not sure why everyone is saying those reviews are fake. Russell’s writing style has gotten progressively more unhinges over the years—compared his brothel pamphlet to his Taylor Swift book. The only one that stands out as fake is the one with the HJ and boy does that seem OBVIOSULY a parody of something Russell would write. But I’m just not sure. Seeing the reviews date back to 2013 makes me think it’s either real or the longest, most well-planned and executed troll on Earth. Is there any chance he was hacked by a wêên?

I'm slightly leaning towards real mostly given the dates on those reviews. I'm not sure when he first appeared on reddit, but it was probably mid 2016 when I found him, and I don't think he was exactly new there, but I also don't think he was really being weened for a while after that. The one thing that really throws me is the handjob reference.

I know his writing/personality/sense of humor has been going downhill fast for a while now, but he was slightly more normal up until the first TS trial, and even shortly after. I feel like it only really accelerated leading up to his TS book.

 

[pr3nt177]

Courtesans | Bella's Hacienda | Brothel Wells, Nevada

bellas.us

This is the list of the hookers Russ had to choose from if that review is actually real. My guess is that Janet is the older hooker and Piper is the blonde who stole him his heart.

ETA: Obviously, link is very NSFW

'Massage – A straightforward massage from a licensed therapist to relax and stimulate, which can also include a happy ending.'

Seems Russ got the address wrong for his head.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Courtesans | Bella's Hacienda | Brothel Wells, Nevada

bellas.us

This is the list of the hookers Russ had to choose from if that review is actually real. My guess is that Janet is the older hooker and Piper is the blonde who stole him his heart.

ETA: Obviously, link is very NSFW

Janet can't be older than 35. Only in Russ's lumpy head is 35 "very old." Better change that tune Russ cause your 30s will be here before you know it.

 

[drain]

Lol at Rusty being concerned with numbers on a scale. Most sane adult people won't look just at numbers, but at the fat/muscle correlation. He can weigh two pounds of all fatty tissue. Or he could weigh 230 pounds of pure muscle. This retard think if the scale shows low numbers, he's healthy.
Athletes must be obese for him, then.

 

[The Dude]

Janet can't be older than 35. Only in Russ's lumpy head is 35 "very old." Better change that tune Russ cause your 30s will be here before you know it.

Regardless of whether or not that review was written by Russhole, that is the way he thinks. He sees himself as this young, hot, nubile stud who would have everything going for him if it weren't for that dang Moebius Syndrome. He believes only young, hot coed chicks are good enough for him. He's delusional of course, but we all know that. Russ isn't even 30 yet, but he already looks like he's in his mid-40s. There's nothing "youthful" about him beyond his mentality.

Lol at Rusty being concerned with numbers on a scale. Most sane adult people won't look just at numbers, but at the fat/muscle correlation. He can weigh two pounds of all fatty tissue. Or he could weigh 230 pounds of pure muscle. This retard think if the scale shows low numbers, he's healthy.
Athletes must be obese for him, then.

Russ basically thinks anyone who isn't a twig is overweight. He's a shallow cunt who has the most basic bitch, stereotypical views on beauty. Which is hilarious, because he's got that nasty skinny-fat thing going on. He has zero muscle tone and a punchy gut like a 50 year old accountant. But he's totally a 9/10 if you just ignore basically everything about him.

 

[drain]

Russ basically thinks anyone who isn't a twig is overweight. He's a shallow cunt who has the most basic bitch, stereotypical views on beauty. Which is hilarious, because he's got that nasty skinny-fat thing going on. He has zero muscle tone and a punchy gut like a 50 year old accountant. But he's totally a 9/10 if you just ignore basically everything about him.

Yeah, that's the thing. He thinks if he score a low number on the scale, his body is ok. But it is not always the case and (especially for males), a low number on the scale just means you lack muscle tone (if you're not a teenager).
If you have developed muscles, the scale will show a higher number, but you will still be fit and lean. He does not understand it, because he thinks low number = skinny.

As you said, he's skinny fat. Also, his body is shaped all wonky; he will never be the cute young skinny boi he thinks he is. (also he will never be the gym hunk with nice arms and abs, but that's another story)

 

[cogsworth]

Russ is one of very few people I've ever met who truly and deeply believes that "looks" goes beyond actual physical looks. He's also genuinely the only person I've ever met who thinks that said belief only applies to himself. He's hot because his personality is good, but everyone else can only be hot if they're physically attractive.

People are like salt lamps to Russ. You have the nicely carved outside, and then the inner glow of the bulb to make it ever more beautiful. Russ just tends to believe that he's the only salt lamp in the world with a working bulb, and thus the only one that can be super studly from inner light despite being carved by a blind epileptic with a penchant for French Gargoyles.

 

[The Dude]

Russ is one of very few people I've ever met who truly and deeply believes that "looks" goes beyond actual physical looks. He's also genuinely the only person I've ever met who thinks that said belief only applies to himself. He's hot because his personality is good, but everyone else can only be hot if they're physically attractive.

People are like salt lamps to Russ. You have the nicely carved outside, and then the inner glow of the bulb to make it ever more beautiful. Russ just tends to believe that he's the only salt lamp in the world with a working bulb, and thus the only one that can be super studly from inner light despite being carved by a blind epileptic with a penchant for French Gargoyles.

Except that Russ is just as unattractive on the inside as he is outside, if not more so. To use your salt lamp analogy: Russhole's salt lamp has no inner glow. Not only is the bulb burnt out, but someone smashed it and stuffed the hollow space in the salt with feces and other nastiness. He has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Russ can claim to have all the "inner qualities" that he wants. That doesn't make them true. He can make all the claims he wants about being "beautiful on the inside" and how he is "talented and inspirational" or how he's a "good person", but that will never make them fact, nor will it ever change the fact that other people can clearly see what a terrible, shitty person Russ is. Russhole has neither the intelligence nor the charisma needed to conceal his disgusting personality and character flaws.

His only saving grace, the only reason anyone has ever given him the benefit of the doubt and not given him up as the hopeless cause he is, is that a lot of people who meet Russ figure he's a tard of some kind because of his Moebius Syndrome. If it weren't for people thinking Russhole is a mongo because of his condition, that disability Russ hates so much and thinks is the only thing keeping him from everything he wants, then people would just treat Russ like the shitty asshole that he is. If Russ woke up tomorrow morning and his Moebius was gone, it would actually make things worse for him because people would just see him like every other shallow, self-centered, narcissistic asshole and treat him accordingly. No more people treating him with kid gloves because they think he's "special" and they don't want to hurt a tard's feelings, no more gentle rejections from women, and no more kind words about how he's "beautiful on the inside". Without that protective little shield of people generally being nice to speds? It would break him.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Last night, Russ followed an openly gay Utah man on Instagram. Russ commented on this person’s photos as far back as 53 weeks ago, which leads me to believe that he either unfollowed him and has now re-followed him or that he interacted with him without ever having followed him.

June 1: Russell posts to Facebook about Pride Day, stating that he has “several gay friends.”
June 6: Russell posts to Facebook that he purchased flowers for a woman he is interested in.
June 8: “Russell” reviews Bella’s Hacienda Ranch on Yelp, claiming “[he] bribed a gay friend with a handjob” in exchange for travel accommodation. “Russ” also claims that the woman he was interested in was not up to his standards; however, he managed to secure the services of another woman.
June 8: Russell revises the Facebook post regarding the flowers, claiming he was catfished.
June 8: “Russell” reviews the Works Chiropractic on Yelp, claiming he received a full body massage; however, he prefers being touched by a female, not a male.
June 9/10: Russell posts to Facebook about his experience at the Works Chiropractic, claiming a masseur touched his naked ass.
June 12: Russ follows/re-follows an openly gay man in Utah on Instagram.

Spoiler: RodDangerous

 

[TheGuyFromUtah]

Last night, Russ followed an openly gay Utah man on Instagram.

Welp I'm going to say it if no one else is. True or not, we're all picturing Russ giving that dapper dude a handy.

 

[CWCissey]

OK, lots of IASIP references here saying Russ is a Charlie who thinks he's a Dennis, but these recent hints at playing with dicks makes me think Mac...

 

[Cilleystring]

Russ is definitely a McPoyle. Perhaps the male version of Margaret

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Russ is definitely a McPoyle. Perhaps the male version of Margaret

Nah.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Repost from a while back, but it feels fitting.


I'm 96% sure the handjob story is real, and the funniest part was throwing in 50 dollars AND gas money on top of it.

 

[Dead Hams]

Russell seems to like stereotypical women. It's as if he likes what he thinks the ideal woman should be. Sure, it could be a type he's into, but with the way a lot of the women he follows tick off similar boxes, he seems to be in a very "this is what I'm supposed to like" mode. I had a friend who was the exact same way and later found out that dude is straight as a spirograph.

 

[Barbarella]

I don’t believe Russ knows the word liaison, much less how to spell it.

He didn’t give anybody a handy, and what gay guy wants Russ to anyway? Why would any guy think that Russ giving a handy would be better than just jerking it? Russ can’t interest females OR males. I think those reviews are fake. Funny fakes, but fake nonetheless.

There are word,s descriptions, humor, and phrasings that Russ could never come up with. They all seem to be written the same day-after Russ was Released from Facebook jail. Why not before when he had nothing to do?

He went to a guy who opened his phone case and found filth and said he was embarrassed? When has Russ ever admitted to embarrassment? Plus, the words used are exactly what we wrote here. , dirty and gunky.

He spelled bartender right in one review and in the next spelled it a bar tender. Could be normal, could be somebody forgetting his persona.

He also said he talked to the owner of the brothel about something illegal a hooker had done.Fuss said he threatened “him.” That”he” gave approval for the women to do something. But the owner was female. Also, I thought during that time (2015) he was only going to Hof’s brothels? He said he got banned from an Elko NV ranch. No na’s back in 2015.

Russ can’t even tell a joke without explaining it yet there is subtle humor in those reviews Russ couldn’t do.

He said a hooker was “leagues” above him. He’d never say that. He doesn’t think anybody is above him.

He also can hardly write a review without mentioning facial paralysis. Not mentioned.

The detail about the bulge in his pants also doesn’t sound like him. In his Mile High manifesto he uses indirect phrases like exploded, magical, helps with disability, he seems more.fantasy-prone when he talks about sex., His descriptions don’t seem right.

I don’t know, maybe I’m not explaining well but it really seems like an imitation. A very good one. . If I go back and read them I’m sure I’ll see a lot more that Russ has never said in ways he can’t write.

It doesn’t matter that much except that I’d hate for it to become permanent Russ lore that he gave a Homo Handy when he didn’t. Or at the most generous, we don’t know he did.

But bravo to the weén who did it and maybe hacked his account. Excellent work.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think the handy story is fake. Russ's whole gimmick is that he bangs hot chicks. He's very invested in this as his public persona. He would never admit to anything even remotely like that story. It's funny yes, but I do not believe it's real. Russ is a ranging homophobe who pretends to be open-minded. He's racist in the same way, in that he never directly insults the group he's biased again, but couches in code words: "saggy-pants thugs" for example. He's straight. If he's following a gay guy, he's got an ulterior motive.

 

[TheGuyFromUtah]

I don't disagree with a lot of that, but we do know A) he kept an acquaintance with a guy who repeatedly showed him his junk and B) he openly admitted it on the net, so I don't think that it holds up that because he's a raging homophobe he wouldn't talk about it if it happened, and therefore the review is fake.

 

[UltraSonichu]

Going to add in my anecdotal two cents, but I'm not surprised that Russ has emitted homo tendencies on occasion. I've known quite a few narcissists in my time and overwhelmingly I've found that they identify as, or exhibit bisexual tendencies.

I have no idea why this is and I am by no means suggesting that all bisexual people are narcissists. I think it is a result of a complete lack of emotional maturity on behalf of the narc, but also that the usual human urges to bond, to be intimate, and to show love through sexuality are twisted in the narc into the urge to dominate, manipulate and be worshipped through sexuality. If it's all about you, and your needs and wants, and your desperate need for validation and supply, I guess it makes a twisted kind of sense that you might not particularly care about the gender of the person providing that.

TL;DR Russ is a gay mcgayer when he has to be, because cock supply is better than no supply.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What's with Russell's fear of flying? If it can be treated, then he could just fly to Europe and legally bang 9s for a lot less than the 4 grand he drops on Olive Garden adventures and lot lizard catfishes